INSATIABLE said:

That is so.

Fucking.

Hot.

FunkMistress said:

sounds painful to me..

onenitealone said:

Oh yeah, the thought has crossed my mind. heehee!!!


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FunkMistress said:

OH, spill it already.

My co-worker story

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/193197


[Edited 6/23/06 16:33pm]

So, she climbs mountains and whatnot, and I've recently decided to start hiking (me and my mastercard went to REI to get boots yesterday ), so we were talking about how we'd like to find places to take our puppies, and she's like, "yeah, we should do an overnight together so we can take the dogs."



It has to mean something that she suggested an overnight trip rather than a day hike, right? RIGHT?!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

tread carefully, man. That coworker thing...

ThreadBare said:

I know. But I want her.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Insert BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN jokes here.

I guess you don't know how to quit her.

I say, full speed ahead. If the tent's a rocking don't come a knockin'


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh, I know. Brokeback Mountain: Dyke Edition.

I'll keep you posted.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I am so excited for you about this. I'm sure she's gonna put the smackdown on some Mel when those lights go out.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It was cute, today neither of us really felt like working, so we gabbed half the day, and at some point I said something about how I've been wanting to do a roadtrip, and it didn't take her two seconds to be like, "oh, I'd go on a road trip with you." I'm starting to get the sense that maybe there really is something mutual here. Whether or not it'll ever GO anywhere, well. . . we'll see, but. . . you'd better fucking believe that I will take her up on any offer that is moving in that direction. I'm well past caring if it's a good idea.

I was chatting with my boyfriend about all of this today (on the phone; he's away for a couple of weeks), and was telling him about how it seems like she kinda likes me ok but probably it's nothing and she's just being nice or wants to be friends or whatever, and he got more serious than he usually ever does, and was like, "why do you find it so hard to believe that she could actually be into you? Would you please forget all of the crap that people laid on you when you were growing up and realize that you're wonderful and it totally makes sense if somebody is into you?"

To which I replied:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Co-sign to what the bf said...cause he is right.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Your boyfriend sounds to be very wise.

Now, say something to me laden with double entendre. I've not been properly flustered by a young lady in some time.


[Edited 6/29/06 4:01am]

notoriousj said:

Co-sign 2 the co-sign! Amen and YAY!!!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

He's a keeper. melissa! And he knows what he's talking about.

You guys are terribly sweet. Thank you.

WillyWonka said:

Don't think that I've forgotten about you, Sweets. You know, despite your excellent suggestion, I actually haven't written any poems for HER. When we get to MPLS, would you care to go for a walk and share a lolly?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

wait, I'm so confused... who's a boy and who's a girl in this equation?

ufoclub said:

I can understand your confusion.

I'm a bisexual, not-so-monogamous female. I have a straight boyfriend, and the coworker I'm crushing on is a lesbian woman.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I'm so jealous. I have no problem getting laid but getting a boyfriend is tough. And you have someone else after you.

Melly Mel, you are my hero!!!!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

how can i thank u, my sweet melly mel?
u pick up my shit and my undies that smell...
if u ever leave me, i've fuckin' kill myself!

madartista said:

I thought of that right when I wrote Melly Mel. Get out of my head Chris!!!!

That documentary is genius.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I don't have somebody else after me! I'm after somebody else! There's a difference!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Melle Mel was an original memeber of "Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5" I don't know if that is who they were talking about but that is the only Melle Mel I know.
[Edited 6/29/06 14:38pm]

And there has been a TWIST. . . ah, the coworker thing. . .

So. I gave her a ride to pick up her car at lunchtime today, and she drops a total bomb on me: she used to be in a relationship with my supervisor. Who is, apparently, very jealous.

And I've picked up on the fact that the supervisor doesn't like that my crush and I get along, but I couldn't figure out why the hell she'd care.

Well, now I know. She's jealous.

While I'd like to believe that she could remain professional if Hotness and I get involved, jealousy is a fucking powerful thing.

Oh, drama.

My inclination at the moment, honestly, is to just level with Hotness, tell her I've got a thing for her, and find out whether it is at all mutual. Because my employer wants me to stay for another year (my position was supposed to end in teh fall, but they're bribing me to stay), but I'm much more interested in Hotness than in the job, and (as many of you thoughtfully warned), it's really looking like the two could be incompatible.

But I don't WANT to level with her! I'm scurred.