Anx said:

what about patton oswalt?

Who is this guy!?!?!?!??!

Very cute!

Yeah, not funny but sexy fer shur!

Anx said:

How much clothing?

RipHer2Shreds said:

lots! i've yet to see the promised land, though.

Anx said:

Not much of a promise then, is it?

RipHer2Shreds said:

He's boring and doesn't have a vivid enough imagination for my taste. I don't think he's funny at all, really.

Anx said:

This thread has increased in gayness but it still isn't funny.

kidelrich said:

Yeah, well...

RipHer2Shreds said:

there are plenty of untalented pretty girls in popular culture and people have no problem drooling over them while ignoring their lack of substantial talent, so i feel that what is good for the goose is good for the gander. i ogle, leer and objectify with pride and dignity.

Anx said:

I like the pic with the "untalented graphic"! Can anyone make me chris o'donnell and freddie prinze jr pics with "untalented" on them? I would use them every day, I promise.

kidelrich said:

or could someone re-do the dane cook one to say "untalented but hopefully hung like a drawbridge"?

Anx said:

I don't disagree with you at all. I was doing an image search and that's one of the images that came up. It just fit the topic of discussion.

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kidelrich said:

or could someone re-do the dane cook one to say [b]"untalented but hopefully hung like a drawbridge"?[/[/b]quote]

I still don't understand that.

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Anx said:

a drawbridge is phallic, see. it's big and protrudes and it goes up and down.

i can prepare a powerpoint presentation if you need it broken down further.

Anx said:

I don't think it works as a metaphor or simile, whatever it is. A medieval battering ram would make more sense.

kidelrich said:

yes, but you don't think of a battering ram as something that really hangs or that moves up and down in an arc. a drawbridge does these things, you see - not at all unlike the motion of, say, a penis.

Anx said:

yes, but a drawbridge moving up or down doesn't resemble anything sexual. It could be a flaccid drawbridge.

kidelrich said:

i think i would have more success in this discussion with you if we were debating the metphorical worth of a moat.

Anx said:

Let's begin that discussion, then.

Anx said:

Now we're talking.

Anx said:

FunkMistress said:

Um, they're swampy?

kidelrich said:

look, i own swampy. stay away from the swamp!

kidelrich said:

Not the ones I visit.

FunkMistress said:

There's never been a clean moat. Ever. Fact.

kidelrich said:

FunkMistress said:

i can see this metaphor is a smashing success.

I don't find him good looking at all.

JustErin said:

i think he's hot until he opens his mouth. then i want to throw skillets at his head.