jack black
matt damon
gwen stefani
brooke shields
katie holmes and the gay guy
brangelina
britney (is there a second bun in the oven or what?)


okay, we get it. babies are the new dogs. i'm waiting for famous people to start adopting pet monkeys. then i'll be on the celebrity bandwagon.

i mean...isn't it getting a little too ubiquitous? they're literally spawning daily!

It's like rock stars dating models, man: They do because they can ... whimsically.

I'm waiting for a famous person to name their newborn "Nerf."

It's coming.

ThreadBare said:

oh my GOD, and the stupid names HAVE TO STOP.

here is what the next prego celebrity can name their child:

BOY:

jeff

GIRL:

nan


that's IT. none of this "spaceglider magnolia poo dollie" nonsense. i'm not having it anyore!

It makes me want a baby. I mean, come ON. Everybody's doing it. And I'd look so cute pregnant.

Anx said:

How in the hell did Tom get the whole gay rumor attached to him?

CarrieMpls said:

i hear you're not allowed to any of madonna's afterparties unless you're either knocked up or wearing a pregnancy pad.

pinkgirl93 said:

Must be his constant fucking/get fucked by guys?

The problem is not that they re having babies...its what happens after. This ones fathers gay, this ones mothers a crack dyke, that ones falling on the crack.
Everyone splitting up , or the kids will be raised by strangers.


The only good thing is that the next generation MIGHT actually create some interesting entertainment. They'll have so much to draw upon, rather than soley relying on a rehash of everything.

HamsterHuey said:

Let's get married, have a baby. We'll call him Nate, if it's boy.

It just the thing to do these days. They have to do something to prove to themselves that they're important, special people.

Anx said:

Wouldn't it be nice if they got married first, before they have.....sexual relations?

Anx said:

Jack White is working on one, too. Whoa, I just realized there's a Jack Black and a Jack White. Freaky.

Anx said:

http://www.perezhilton.co...php?page=2

Scroll down to "Wednesday, April 12: The Two Sides of Pregnancy."

the thing that bugs me about this sudden surge in celebs spawning their eeeeevil brood is that i was watching the news one night, and right in the middle of the weather report one of the news anchorpeople was like "this just in, we have breaking news--katie holmes had a baby!"

what. thee. HELL??!!

i shit you not, they actually did that shit. if yer gonna interrupt the frickin weather, don't interrupt it with something as trite as some rich wench spooting out a baby! that shit ain't important enough to stop the news!

tornado warning for hennepin county? fine.
minneapolis gonna get eaten up by the mississippi river in some freak flood? fine.
celebrity and their hellspawn? NOT FINE.

all i know is, those celebritrons are spitting out babies like one of those automatic tennis ball cannons. there are fame babies just flying all over the place. i need a bug zapper for my back porch.

I smell jeeaaaalllloooouuuuusssssyyyyy!!!!!

Anx said:

I caught Gwyneth Paltrow's new baby, Spaghetti Squash, with a butterfly net. She was lovely. With homemade pesto.

I know! Now just because Tom Cruise has a baby, billions of people all over the world have to have one too. Like they're some kind of movie star...

You guys forgot to mention that our favorite little skankalina Anna Nichole Smith says she's preggers.

Just remember, in 20 years we're gonna get bombarded by a bunch of little talentless, Paris Hilton-esque media whores. Hopefully my family from the Pleaides would have come and picked me up by then and save me.

LQ

FunkMistress said:

jerseykrs said:

you're still smarting over that TORONTOKRS thing.

Anx said:

When MY baby, little Diamanda Dutch Blitz Imago Divine, is born, he's going to have a normal childhood. I mean, I even hide my illicitries from my CAT.

Anx said:

will he be allowed into the VIP room with Paris and Nicole and Lindsay?

LadyQ said:

Boy,
that old guy's 'little swimmers' finally reached the egg, huh?

purplerein said:

he'll be too busy organizing his cult.

Anx said:

I'm going to leave sparkly comments on your page that say "Just Showin' Sum Luv!" if you don't stop!

Don't make me do it!!!

TampaKrs

purplerein said:

Stay free. Always.

xoxo