In my city's a big population of doves .
Although i've seen many attempts of male-doves approaching the female-doves with these bended and swollen necks ( which the females keep ignoring ) ,
the action never seems to happen .

Hehehe , it's the redlight-destrict Zoo .
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Birds do it bees do it,
even educated fleas do it.
Let's do it,
let's fall in love

PANDURITO said:

I haven't seen birds getting it on but I have seen two birds kicking the shit outta each other. These guys were fighting on a sidewalk in the middle of downtown in the middle of the day. I yelled at them to break it but they refused to listen.

not "it", but I did see a big ass duck take a dump in mid air yesterday

IrresistibleB1tch said:

sounds like our house. our dining room has a sliding glass door out to the back deck. we have a HUGE birdfeeder on the railing and every now and then we see some 'dove love'.

makes for interesting dinner converstaion.

PANDURITO said:

What about the illeducated fleas, don't they get to do it? This is conservatism gone mad I tell you. jesus, you can't do anything these days if you don't have a certificate.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

my birds are shameless in front of me

i cant believe what im reading
partly because just last week a friend and i were walking to the corner store and two birds were gettin it on, we walked RIGHT past thinking they'd fly away cuz we were so close...
but NO!!
them birds were friggen tearing it up! feathers flyin n everyting!


weirdest shit ever.

SammiJ said:

x10

SammiJ said:

umm... feathers don't usually 'fly' during mating like that. you could have seen a fight..... just saying...
[Edited 6/6/06 11:20am]

XxAxX said:

well one bird was sitting still the other was fluttering with all his might to nail the other one, just sayin

I think I saw it once, but it seemed to happen over & over and only take 1/2 a second each time at best. The one kept jumping on the other's back just like in those pictures. This was after a long courtship ritual wher two birds kept calling while holding bugs in their beaks as an offering to the female. It was like a nature video outside my window.

GREAT STORIES Y'ALL

JustErin said:

Yeah , it can be nasty blind rage .
I once saw it with cats and once with dogs .

CalhounSq said:

would've loved to see that .
Oops upside yo duck .

So, birds do it doggie style too?

Yesterday, two birds must have been fighting over a worm on our roof.
They fell off the roof...we heard a THUD...and my son screaming for help.

My black labrador was gettin' ready to pick one up in his mouth.

Apparently, one bird was fighting so hard for that worm that he forgot to
flap his wings and landed SMACK on my patio. Poor thing died with the worm
in his mouth.

lillith said:

are you living in my crawl space?!?!

I've seen penguins doing it at night on a South African beach. They were kinda loud .

no, its a guy thing isnt it? they love it.

LleeLlee said:

Bandidas

I love the "...as" bit of the title

100MPH said:

It was really nasty! Duck poop is pretty big, like that of a small dog. Can you imagine getting hit in the head w/ that??

I was looking out for them for the rest of my walk!

senik said:

I havent seen it, but I think the play outlaws.

LleeLlee said:

That was the "evidence" photo you sent me, with those two at an awards ceremony doing some 'holding hands business', remember?

senik said:

oh yeah..exhibit A. Proof it were ever needed that Salma is a figment of your imagination and doesnt really exist.

LleeLlee said:

Fly away, I tell thee, fly away.

senik said:

It would just be a lot easier for you if you concentrated your efforts on nurturing a crush on:



shes like real innit?

LleeLlee said:

Sharon!!

Revolution said:

!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

"Sharrrron? Vicki right, yeah, but no, yeah Vicki, but yeah..giving you eeeevilz!"


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