I don't understand it - how can people just let one go in the elevator... on the street... in the office???!!!

I've never been able to do it Someone told me once that I'm gonna mess up my intestines holding it in like that but I'm sorry, I can't go around blasting whenever & wherever the feeling hits It's just rude & unsavory & gross, sending aromatic ass pellets into the world to dance up innocent people's nostrils & down their throats

WTF?? I'm even embarrassed to fart when I'm ALONE - I've never in front of a boyfriend & only once in front of a friend... she said it sounded like a trumpet Even on a totally empty street I'm terrified someone will hear it & I'll be mortified

But seriously, what's up w/ the public farting??? I've been a victim of other people's asscapades one too many times

CalhounSq said:

A client of mine farted in front of me today, no kidding. He said "Excuse me."


M

U just brought back a memory.

I thought I banished it from my memory bank

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

OMG!!! Is he medically unable to control his rectal region???

This lady let one go in a locker room once. She was older, had dropped something, I was passing buy so I bent down to pick it up for her & thought I was gonna fucking DIE!!! Mindblowingly awful stench, like a rot grenade went off in my face!!

She just had this look like, "Oh well, I wasn't going down there w/ that shit!"

!!!!!

My friend used to have this saying..... "If you smelled it, you inhaled it

I'm not a public farter either

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Isn't that gross??? Somebody's rectal essence tickling your throat/lungs!! I need a screaming emoticon for that

Steadwood said:

My friend said thanks for not farting during oral:

CalhounSq said:

It's extremely horrifying especially when it's mixed with broiling air

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

the punishment for offenders.

ufoclub said:

holy crap!

CalhounSq said:

I might actually be able to do that

I know somebody who blamed it on their kid, let one rip in Wal-Mart and blamed the kid in the stroller.

Teacher said:

Is he made of Tin?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

People should watch what they are doing in photos. The girl with her mouth wide open for that long yellow thing comes across badly.

Spats said:

She wouldn't give a fuck what an ass like you thinks

Spats said:

Hey!.....

....It was good...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

same here

It just happened to be that when I got into the elevator at work that the guy who came out of it must have let one rip since he was in there by himself. I didn't smell it until the doors closed.

Fortunately I only had to go up three floors and not ten!

Okay. I'll admit it. As of last month I am on the fence with this topic. All my life, I've been "Annie Anti-Farter" in public.

....but recently, I approached by some guy who was relentlessly trying to flirt/get the hook-up, just agressively invading my personal space and I was just wanting none.of.it. He would not leave me alone and I was on my way to the train. He wasn't agressive in a threatening way, but he was not trying to get the hint that I was NOT TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS on my way home from the STORE! The batteries had just died in my mp3.player, but I just kept pretending that I was listening to my music... and out of total frustration- just let one RRRRRIP!!!! !!!!! And then ANOTHER ONE !!!!!

Needless to say, old boy was outta my face in 5 seconds flat ...

...totally gross, and not particularly ladylike, I know. But it was all I could do short of cussing the boy out

...well...actually, that and the fact that I was always an overly obedient child, and now that I'm grown... sometimes I get quite the kick out of doing devilsh things usually attributed to 6 year olds with the personality of Dennis The Menace...

...

BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN Y'ALL. PROMISE!

Ottensen said:

good thing for you that wasn't his fetish!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You bet your sweet ass !!!

..and the totally pathetic part about it is that I was just SOOO SATISFIED with myself after I did it...all of a sudden he was just GONE

Ottensen said:

In some instances I'd be willing to drop a deuce to get rid of some creep

It's known as the fart game. We all play it.

MickG said:

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CalhounSq said:

OMG, this has got to be the funniest thread yet! I'm literally LOLing over here.