GOOD GRIEF!

So there I am. Having a very cosy evning with ALadyFriend, you know getting to know each other better. So we're getting down, kissing and the rest... and then she moves her pretty little lips to my neck...

Whaaaat!?! This girl is a-sucking and a-licking my Adam's apple like there's no tomorrow, damn near trying to rip the poor thing out of my neck. She was going at it like she was possesed for what seemed a good minute (it was probably much less) and I'm like "sheeit, what gives?".

Do I let her continue? - Is she a cannibal freak? - Is she suffering from some kind of larynx-envy? I mean, my Adam's apple doesn't even protrude that much for it to come under such a relentless and brutal assault.

Maybe it was her way of telling me how she wanted to be eaten out but that was never gonna happen anyway since it was our first time together. Shame she had to open a big bowl of wrongness. Sheesh!

Now, my miserable apple has taken refuge somewhere near the base of my spine and has vowed never to return if I see her again.

ALadyFriend, .

That's not pleasant in any way. Sorry about that.

You have been violated!

My senior year of high school, a friend of mine and I were riding in the car with her mom. We all were joking about my friend's boyfriend and what had attracted her to him.

Her mom volunteered that one thing that initially drew her to my friend's father was his adam's apple. Apparently, she liked his pronounced adam's apple... a lot.

An awkward silence quickly ensued...

"So," I asked my friend, "what colleges are you applying to?"

ThreadBare said:

Who knows what her game was? She isn't a young girl, in fact she's older than me, so I can't put it down to inexperience. I guess she just had an Adam's apple fetish. At least now I can see the humourous side to it.

Was her name EVE by the way.....



M

!!!!! HAHAHA!!!



sorry...
...as u were

I think I know why she did that

In book called "101 ways to drive him totally wild"

Thats one of the things to turn him on.."gently suck on his adam's apple"

..not knaw on it

ThreadCula said:

Perhaps she thought it actually was an apple...

Steadwood said:

Well,she juiced it

ThreadCula said:

OMG!
!!!!!
ewwwww!!!!!

ThreadCula said:

What are we talking about now?

Steadwood said:

Apples

ThreadCula said:

Adams?....

Steadwood said:

no the fruit

ThreadCula said:

....Cox's?.....

nevermind!!!
[Edited 6/1/06 14:07pm]

ThreadCula said:

2 questions.

did u ask why?

what act followed?

STOP IT!

Steadwood said:

[Edited 6/1/06 15:50pm]

ORIGMND...

Question 1: No. I assumed she was carried away in the moment.
Question 2: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

origmnd said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

If it was,
"Sweetheart, hasn't history taught us that biting this is a sin?

ThreadCula said:

well i see somebody has been hitting the books.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Awful.

Heavenly God that was the funniest thing I've seen today.

Now if she did this to the adam's bananna,....

not pleasant.

Can't... stop... laughing...