oh my... i was at a proper ladies' tea today for an organization i serve as a volunteer... and someone let a "silent & deadly" loose right next to the food!

Heiress said:

THAT IS GROSS!!!!!



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I don't understand it - how can people just let one go in the elevator... on the street... in the office???!!!

I've never been able to do it Someone told me once that I'm gonna mess up my intestines holding it in like that but I'm sorry, I can't go around blasting whenever & wherever the feeling hits It's just rude & unsavory & gross, sending aromatic ass pellets into the world to dance up innocent people's nostrils & down their throats

WTF?? I'm even embarrassed to fart when I'm ALONE - I've never in front of a boyfriend & only once in front of a friend... she said it sounded like a trumpet Even on a totally empty street I'm terrified someone will hear it & I'll be mortified

But seriously, what's up w/ the public farting??? I've been a victim of other people's asscapades one too many times

Teacher said:

Is he made of Tin?

CalhounSq said:

maybe we have to screen memberships a little more closely...

I am pretty private about farting.. but sometimes you cannot help it..

When you really need to cut one, and your walking they just come out, unexpectedly... very

Also, the guy that sits on the left of me cuts farts all day..

I haven't caught him, but when I do I am gonna let him have it.. He grosses everyone out. They won't tell him.

anyone against quiefing in public?

sinisterpentatonic said:

what's that?

ZombieKitten said:

1. Quief

Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.


2. Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

3. Quief

The involuntary release of compressed air from the vagina resultiong from penile piston like pumping of intercourse. A.K.A. Pussy fart.

I pounded her pussy so hard she will quief for a week.

4. Quief


a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

ZombieKitten said:

1. Quief

Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.


2. Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

3. Quief

The involuntary release of compressed air from the vagina resultiong from penile piston like pumping of intercourse. A.K.A. Pussy fart.

I pounded her pussy so hard she will quief for a week.

4. Quief


a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Thanks
Always a good thing to update my vocabulary

Dewrede said:

I need to know how to pronounce that one

ZombieKitten said:

Queen. Remove the N and insert an F and that's how you say it

sorry , i had to quief

ZombieKitten said:

1. Quief

Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.


2. Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

3. Quief

The involuntary release of compressed air from the vagina resultiong from penile piston like pumping of intercourse. A.K.A. Pussy fart.

I pounded her pussy so hard she will quief for a week.

4. Quief


a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Isn't that gross??? Somebody's rectal essence tickling your throat/lungs!! I need a screaming emoticon for that

I wonder if Prince farts in public?