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Farting is a natural human thing.  
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MickG said: IrresistibleB1tch said: 
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I wonder if Prince farts in public?  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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i was standing in line at the post office the other day and this old lady in front of me dropped her ass!
and she kept looking at me with her peripheral probably wondering if anyone else smelled it. i think the look on my face made it quite obvious that others knew her smelly little secret!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: my husband is notorious for farting in public.
he loves to fart in the aisle at the grocery store, and then yell: "HONEY!! how could you!!" after 14 or so years, i still think that's funny as hell! Would you and your husband like a third partner in your relationship? Because I think I love you both. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Ottensen said: Okay. I'll admit it. As of last month I am on the fence with this topic. All my life, I've been "Annie Anti-Farter" in public.
....but recently, I approached by some guy who was relentlessly trying to flirt/get the hook-up, just agressively invading my personal space and I was just wanting none.of.it. He would not leave me alone and I was on my way to the train. He wasn't agressive in a threatening way, but he was not trying to get the hint that I was NOT TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS on my way home from the STORE! The batteries had just died in my mp3.player, but I just kept pretending that I was listening to my music... and out of total frustration- just let one RRRRRIP!!!! !!!!! And then ANOTHER ONE !!!!!
Needless to say, old boy was outta my face in 5 seconds flat  ...
...totally gross, and not particularly ladylike, I know. But it was all I could do short of cussing the boy out
...well...actually, that and the fact that I was always an overly obedient child, and now that I'm grown... sometimes I get quite the kick out of doing devilsh things usually attributed to 6 year olds with the personality of Dennis The Menace... ...  
BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN Y'ALL. PROMISE!  While I fall firmly into the "farting is a natural human function and y'all need to get over yourselves" camp. . . 
You rule. I don't think I could have done that. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: IrresistibleB1tch said: my husband is notorious for farting in public.
he loves to fart in the aisle at the grocery store, and then yell: "HONEY!! how could you!!" after 14 or so years, i still think that's funny as hell! Would you and your husband like a third partner in your relationship? Because I think I love you both. i'd ask, but he's busy farting up the bedroom with his noxious fumes right now. 
i'll check in the morning and get back with you on that!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Would you and your husband like a third partner in your relationship? Because I think I love you both. i'd ask, but he's busy farting up the bedroom with his noxious fumes right now.
i'll check in the morning and get back with you on that!  @ this thread. I need to bookmark this, so the next time I'm having an awful day, I can read this again and laugh just as hard. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: my husband is notorious for farting in public.
he loves to fart in the aisle at the grocery store, and then yell: "HONEY!! how could you!!" after 14 or so years, i still think that's funny as hell! OMG! I we do a spouse swap, I am not even going to notice a difference | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Would you and your husband like a third partner in your relationship? Because I think I love you both. i'd ask, but he's busy farting up the bedroom with his noxious fumes right now.
i'll check in the morning and get back with you on that! Kinky. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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ZombieKitten said: IrresistibleB1tch said: my husband is notorious for farting in public.
he loves to fart in the aisle at the grocery store, and then yell: "HONEY!! how could you!!" after 14 or so years, i still think that's funny as hell! OMG! I we do a spouse swap, I am not even going to notice a difference i guess we have a deal then! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'd ask, but he's busy farting up the bedroom with his noxious fumes right now.
i'll check in the morning and get back with you on that! Stinky.  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Stinky.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ZombieKitten said: OMG! I we do a spouse swap, I am not even going to notice a difference i guess we have a deal then! yup, plus you can blame all sorts of things on the 3 boys - but watch out! they fart in public and say "mummy!"  right back! | |
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ZombieKitten said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i guess we have a deal then! yup, plus you can blame all sorts of things on the 3 boys - but watch out! they fart in public and say "mummy!" right back! so you're saying my husband is acting like your 8-year-old?! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ZombieKitten said: yup, plus you can blame all sorts of things on the 3 boys - but watch out! they fart in public and say "mummy!" right back! so you're saying my husband is acting like your 8-year-old?! I don't have an 8 year old yet! | |
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ZombieKitten said: IrresistibleB1tch said: so you're saying my husband is acting like your 8-year-old?! I don't have an 8 year old yet! my bad... 5-year-old then? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ZombieKitten said: I don't have an 8 year old yet! my bad... 5-year-old then? one nearly 6 and the other 5 in December.
They are all as bad as each other. The littlest on is the worst - his little pop-offs sound like remote machine gun fire and then he looks up and goes | |
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ZombieKitten said: IrresistibleB1tch said: my bad... 5-year-old then? one nearly 6 and the other 5 in December.
They are all as bad as each other. The littlest on is the worst - his little pop-offs sound like remote machine gun fire and then he looks up and goes i'd have SUCH a blast with those little boogers! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ZombieKitten said: one nearly 6 and the other 5 in December.
They are all as bad as each other. The littlest on is the worst - his little pop-offs sound like remote machine gun fire and then he looks up and goes i'd have SUCH a blast with those little boogers! bring earplugs remember!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'd have SUCH a blast with those little boogers! bring earplugs remember!! deal! | |
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I say let it rip! | |
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TMPletz said: It just happened to be that when I got into the elevator at work that the guy who came out of it must have let one rip since he was in there by himself. I didn't smell it until the doors closed.
Fortunately I only had to go up three floors and not ten! But what sucks about that is the next person to get in (if they enter on the floor you exit) will think YOU did it!!!     I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Ottensen said: Okay. I'll admit it. As of last month I am on the fence with this topic. All my life, I've been "Annie Anti-Farter" in public.
....but recently, I approached by some guy who was relentlessly trying to flirt/get the hook-up, just agressively invading my personal space and I was just wanting none.of.it. He would not leave me alone and I was on my way to the train. He wasn't agressive in a threatening way, but he was not trying to get the hint that I was NOT TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS on my way home from the STORE! The batteries had just died in my mp3.player, but I just kept pretending that I was listening to my music... and out of total frustration- just let one RRRRRIP!!!! !!!!! And then ANOTHER ONE !!!!!
Needless to say, old boy was outta my face in 5 seconds flat ...
...totally gross, and not particularly ladylike, I know. But it was all I could do short of cussing the boy out
...well...actually, that and the fact that I was always an overly obedient child, and now that I'm grown... sometimes I get quite the kick out of doing devilsh things usually attributed to 6 year olds with the personality of Dennis The Menace... ...
BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN Y'ALL. PROMISE! ROFL!!!  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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althom said: I say let it rip!
I hope you work for yourself | |
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CalhounSq said: Ottensen said: Okay. I'll admit it. As of last month I am on the fence with this topic. All my life, I've been "Annie Anti-Farter" in public.
....but recently, I approached by some guy who was relentlessly trying to flirt/get the hook-up, just agressively invading my personal space and I was just wanting none.of.it. He would not leave me alone and I was on my way to the train. He wasn't agressive in a threatening way, but he was not trying to get the hint that I was NOT TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS on my way home from the STORE! The batteries had just died in my mp3.player, but I just kept pretending that I was listening to my music... and out of total frustration- just let one RRRRRIP!!!! !!!!! And then ANOTHER ONE !!!!!
Needless to say, old boy was outta my face in 5 seconds flat ...
...totally gross, and not particularly ladylike, I know. But it was all I could do short of cussing the boy out
...well...actually, that and the fact that I was always an overly obedient child, and now that I'm grown... sometimes I get quite the kick out of doing devilsh things usually attributed to 6 year olds with the personality of Dennis The Menace... ...
BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN Y'ALL. PROMISE! ROFL!!! I hope that happens to me!! I want to do that!! | |
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JasmineFire said: you can always be silent about it.
But not all of them are silent! The only way I can force a thunderous one to be silent is to spread my ass cheeks open - who can do THAT in public??
The naturally silent ones are the most deadly - they linger longer I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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