(Someone posted this last week)

Please kids....




-don't crank you yank in the tank.

-no rubbing when scrubbing.

-wring out the towels, not your bowels.

-unless it's for the toothpaste, no tube-squeezing allowed.

-all staff-meetings cancelled.

-don't drain your balls within the walls of the stalls.

-walk your dog outside.

-when showering, keep it clean.

-the drains don't swallow.

-limit your loads in the washer.

-the little bald guy is not allowed to puke in the john.

-nut-butter leads to pipe-jam.

-no more shower-'massages'.

-peeling your banana causes slippage.

-don't clog the pipes with your brand of liquid-draino.

I nearly went to Durham. It was too snobby. Thank God I didn't.

Illustrator said:

Mine do.

How does semen exactly block the drains? It's not like there's gallons of it coming from your penis, and it spreads out in water anyway.

Conservatists.

Novabreaker said:

exactly, for semen to clog up the drain you would need a dozen of
elephants, ejaculating simultaniously into the same drain and add
a bucket of starch to it, lol.

IstenSzek said:

They're group showers

This happened to me once except instead of the campus showers it was the dining hall, and instead of a clogged drain it was someone's sloppy joe getting completely ruined.

I swear to god I thought I was in the shower at the time, though!

PANDURITO said:

lol. if that would clog up the drains, every highschool drain
would be clogged....

wait a minute....

Fauxie said:

Durham's cool! That letter's also a joke written by the boys. My stepbrother went to durham and told me about the fake letters.

Spookymuffin said:

The one with the acne filled face?

Sorry