Exactly. A girl that doesn't mind a 3 inch penis would be a bonus too.

As long as it's got some girth...

I bet it's a 3 inch monster! Kinda like an ice hockey puck.

By the way, your boy looks too cool for school. I love the pics you post. He looks like a chip off the old block.

Perennial All-Star orger right here.

the initial post was so beautiful b/c it describes the essence of a person - the nougat that makes them sweet & special. There isn't one physical characteristic in it, which is why I think it's so cool.

I would agree with your list, though. I don't wanna know anyone that doesn't get my sense of humor. Life's difficult enough as it is.

yeah, if I'm being honest, that has to be number one. I'm sarcastic in real life, always cracking jokes and stuff. I mean, of course I can be serious when appropriate. But if a girl can't laugh with me and make me laugh, forget it.

I'm cleaning up my hard drive, and I came upon this wish list that I wrote up. . . I was thinking about all of the things I want in a partner.

I bet I'm not the only one who has done this.

Anyway, thought I'd share:


"You laugh and cry with ease. You love to touch and be touched. You are deeply, wildly sexual, and we find each other sexually intoxicating. You love to play, but you can be serious. We love to talk to each other, and we love to be quiet together. You are quirky, and you like that in me. You are smart. . . wicked, crazy smart. . . and unpretentious about it. You are introspective. You believe in yourself. You know you're wonderful. You don't believe in not telling other people that they're wonderful if it's true. You don't get bored, except maybe by television. You are funny, with a deep dark twist. You are thoughtful, but you can let it go. You are honest. You don't play games with people. You have a filthy mouth. You mostly don't take yourself too seriously. You are down to Earth except when you're not. You take baths. You love to travel, and you love to be at home. You care about your surroundings, and have aesthetic opinions. You have your own style. You LOVE music. You want an urban life, with moss and saltwater on the side. You are gentle, and you are kind. You are open to people who aren't like you. You want to be your own person, but hold your life's partner close to who and where you are. You are beautiful, and you have multidimensional views of beauty. You live for emotional intimacy. Your friends are deserving of your time, and you give it to them. You respect your mother. You like animals, and you're the type of person who carries a spider outside in a cup. You take the time to find creatures in the clouds. You like tea and rain. You have tremendous integrity."

GAWD, I love love LOVE your list!

Nothing I can say can compare to that, I agree w/ everything you said... except the part about spiders, he can kill those fuckers

You are a funny guy... had me rolling..


That is a great quality- the ability to make others laugh..

the initial post was so beautiful b/c it describes the essence of a person - the nougat that makes them sweet & special. There isn't one physical characteristic in it, which is why I think it's so cool.

I'm cleaning up my hard drive, and I came upon this wish list that I wrote up. . . I was thinking about all of the things I want in a partner.

I bet I'm not the only one who has done this.

Anyway, thought I'd share:


"You laugh and cry with ease. You love to touch and be touched. You are deeply, wildly sexual, and we find each other sexually intoxicating. You love to play, but you can be serious. We love to talk to each other, and we love to be quiet together. You are quirky, and you like that in me. You are smart. . . wicked, crazy smart. . . and unpretentious about it. You are introspective. You believe in yourself. You know you're wonderful. You don't believe in not telling other people that they're wonderful if it's true. You don't get bored, except maybe by television. You are funny, with a deep dark twist. You are thoughtful, but you can let it go. You are honest. You don't play games with people. You have a filthy mouth. You mostly don't take yourself too seriously. You are down to Earth except when you're not. You take baths. You love to travel, and you love to be at home. You care about your surroundings, and have aesthetic opinions. You have your own style. You LOVE music. You want an urban life, with moss and saltwater on the side. You are gentle, and you are kind. You are open to people who aren't like you. You want to be your own person, but hold your life's partner close to who and where you are. You are beautiful, and you have multidimensional views of beauty. You live for emotional intimacy. Your friends are deserving of your time, and you give it to them. You respect your mother. You like animals, and you're the type of person who carries a spider outside in a cup. You take the time to find creatures in the clouds. You like tea and rain. You have tremendous integrity."

"You laugh and cry with ease. You love to touch and be touched. You are deeply, wildly sexual, and we find each other sexually intoxicating. You love to play, but you can be serious. We love to talk to each other, and we love to be quiet together. You are quirky, and you like that in me. You are smart. . . wicked, crazy smart. . . and unpretentious about it. You are introspective. You believe in yourself. You know you're wonderful. You don't believe in not telling other people that they're wonderful if it's true. You don't get bored, except maybe by television. You are funny, with a deep dark twist. You are thoughtful, but you can let it go. You are honest. You don't play games with people. You have a filthy mouth. You mostly don't take yourself too seriously. You are down to Earth except when you're not. You take baths. You love to travel, and you love to be at home. You care about your surroundings, and have aesthetic opinions. You have your own style. You LOVE music. You want an urban life, with moss and saltwater on the side. You are gentle, and you are kind. You are open to people who aren't like you. You want to be your own person, but hold your life's partner close to who and where you are. You are beautiful, and you have multidimensional views of beauty. You live for emotional intimacy. Your friends are deserving of your time, and you give it to them. You respect your mother. You like animals, and you're the type of person who carries a spider outside in a cup. You take the time to find creatures in the clouds. You like tea and rain. You have tremendous integrity."

Indeed, it was beautiful to read... I felt like I was reading a description of my Moonbeam (Ian)... because he is all that and more.

Life can be bloody difficult, no doubt about it... but I know I am blessed because someone like the person HereToRockYourWorld described in her wish list adores me as much as I love them and I don't have to close my eyes and wish him into my life, he is already there, every beautiful part of him.

No-one should ever give up on finding the person of their dreams, or think that people like that don't exist... trust me, they do.

the initial post was so beautiful b/c it describes the essence of a person - the nougat that makes them sweet & special. There isn't one physical characteristic in it, which is why I think it's so cool.

Be taller than me, have short hair, clear skin, straight teeth, great eyes and a sexy mouth, have a nice...er...package, have great style, be healthy, don't smoke, be smart and funny, be honest, be assertive and confident, don't put up with my bullshit, don't be a jealous jerk, don't be clingy or smothering, must like the same things as I do sexually, must not try to be my son's 'daddy', must have a good paying job, must like animals, be monogamous (no open relationships for me, thanks!), don't be too lovey dovey or touchy feely all the time, must maintain your relationships with your friends and not be bothered by me maintaining mine.

Basically, I want someone that is not expecting a fairytale romance.

Jesus, looks like u r living in a fairytale if thats what it takes.

How so?