well, if you're taking the angle of being worried about the fate of the poor, defenseless sperm, a wet towel or someone's stomach, or even a patoot or mrs. vajayjay is going to be every bit as much of a graveyard for mr. squiggly as someone's digestive system, so if it's an ethical issue, i guess you just shouldn't have sex at all.

by the way, i'm a VEGETARIAN. not a vegan.

thank you, that is all.
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Anx said:

Anx said:

That's Ms. vajayjay to you.

so if you're a vegan male who believes in the sanctity of sperm welfare, what do you do if you have a wet dream? do you gather some friends from PETA and protest yourself?

Anx said:

Well, I think what he'd really want is for the sperm to live out their natural lives without our interference.

I think you had it right the first time. Ms. Vajayjay. As for wet dreams, he has to wear a condom to bed to catch the sperm, and release them into Ms. Vajayjay as soon as possible.

This is probably the best argument yet against the homosexual lifestyle. No spunk in the trunk. Where are you going to get a woman to let you near Ms. Vajayjay?



This thread RULES.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

well, you see, my sperm signed a living will requesting that they be given a burial by kleenex. i only want to do what's right by these precious sentient beings.

Posthumous said:

rather restricting don't you find?

charlottegelin said:

it's what they want! i even said, "hey, what about burial in the vajayjay?" no, they just HAD to opt for the kleenex.

i don't keep kleenex in the house, so it's going to have to be toilet paper. i hope god doesn't strike me down.

Posthumous said:

Threadjacking in progress:

This reminds me.

Guys, explain something to me: WHY KLEENEX? It's not sturdy! It's not intended for that quantity or viscosity! It leaves little bits of shredded tissue on Mr. Weenyweewee! There has got to be better technology to solve this problem.

Posthumous said:

does it have to be Kleenex or can the tissue be another brand?

charlottegelin said:

i don't know. i'm waiting for a call from my sperm's lawyers.

Posthumous said:

woudnt it be weird as you being to wipe of YOUR sperm that it starts to scream in pain.

weepingwall said:

that reminds me of an episode of SPACE:1999 i saw once.

This thread!

oh lawd

weepingwall said:

all those potential humans!

charlottegelin said:

keep in mind they're carrying my genes. potential anxes, running around talking about patooties and vajayjays all over the place.

Posthumous said:

Somebody answer my Kleenex question.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

:hands HTRYW a Kleenex: There you go.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

huggies baby wipes are better

HereToRockYourWorld said:

the kleenex isn't so much a wipe as it is kind of a trampoline. a safety net, if you will. i guess i'm not from the old skool of using dirty socks. that's just nasty.

Dewrede said:

dude, EXACTLY.

This thread is both wrong and brilliant.

Imago said:

bloody org!

charlottegelin said:

hey what was your reply ?

Dewrede said:

I was just saying that susannah almost gave me a good answer to this question, though really she was posing another one