Terilicious said:

Wow Teri I didn't know that!

nurse said:

Krystal666 said:

yeah, I've had some weird jobs Krystal. I also used to dispatch phone calls for a 1-900 number!!

Terilicious said:

Can you please share some stories (the G rated versions of course)?

slicksight said:

Aeonflux?

nurse said:

haha G-rated, huh?

hhmm...well there was this one time that this drunk guy stuffed a "dildo" down his pants and attempted to walk out of the store with it!

Uuuummm...There was this older (like in his 70's) Asian guy that kept pointing to all the "items" and aking if they were good for "sucky-sucky and fucky-fucky"...oops not g-rated language

As far as porn I've pretty much seen it all. Part of my duty was to take pornos home and make sure that they were "re-saleable" so I logged many hours watching porn videos.

Oh, I also did 3 commercials for the store. Our commercials were very strait-laced and clean.

Once a local paper called me "the queen of dildoes"...haha!


and oh yeah, I actually had to take a 500 question test on all things porn related!
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Terilicious said:

These are great stories and funny as hell . Thanks Terilicious .

Terilicious said:

Well I can't say I have an innocent job. Sweet little catholic girl gone bad!

Terilicious said:

U sound like someone I'd run into on a regular basis

uh, duh! it helps that we live right next door to the porn store. they have a "video arcade" there.

Natsume said:

A porn video arcade?

Never.

jerseykrs said:

You so lie

nurse said:

I've never watched a WHOLE movie.

jerseykrs said:

That's more like it Jersey .

Watched the odd movie or two, though not in their entirety. Used to check out a lot of porn when I first had the internet but after you've pushed things as far as they'll go and you've seen the rather sick extremes that are out there, it all gets a bit repetitive and dull. Now I have a wife. Really not a bad substitute for porn.

I remember when I used to get free directv, the ex wife and I would watch porn after the kids went to bed, sometimes we'd have sex, other times we would just watch it cause we were bored.

jerseykrs said:

I remember coming back to Thailand and taking the wife to a hotel for a few days. They had some pretty dodgy Thai porn on the TV 24 hours a day and we watched that together. It wasn't arousing at all, but definitely very amusing. And self-esteem boosting.

Fauxie said:

That's what I mean, it's good for a laugh. We'd only have sex when we'd say to each other, "damn, WE'RE better than them!!!"

I remember my mom left my sister alone one night and we watched Emmanuelle on ON Cable channel. I was confused a bit after that one. What my dad told me about relationships did not explain what I saw. Then when I went overseas, I watched on with my ex. The actors looked like skeletons. All I remember was sharp angles and it looked painful. To make matters worse, the opening shot was someone taking it up the butt and a slight brown coloration on his penis when he pulled out. Sickening! It did nothing for me. That alien shit someone posted still traumatizes me when I think about it. If I had to choose, porno or magazine. I would go with the magazines. At least Playboy puts a nice background with the models and their lingerie is pretty.

jerseykrs said:

Exactly. Watching Thai porn we'd hang shit on it for a while but it gets boring. The girl's always super skinny with no breasts and looks completely bored, while the guy has no discernable penis but is really going for it. Always groping too, in a slightly creepy way. In the end we might have sex for the same reason you said. Geez, if you're going to be filmed at least make a good show of it.

Now, my friend doing his own version of Streetmeat Asia on Thai girls from myspace after his marriage break up? Not clever really, but very funny on occasions.

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Fauxie said:

HOTLINK!!!

jerseykrs said:

Oh lawd. He never uploaded it. He filmed on his digital camera and took photos. Even printed them out. Found by the kinda-ex wife, which rather ended any chance of reconciliation. Those rich Thai girls on myspace are messed up. Always the prim and proper ones, but then you see the pictures. I remember when I was staying over at his place, taking a ride in the car with him one time to meet a girl (Wunzen) at a gas station. It was very surreal as it was about 1am, he'd been sleeping with her for a week or two or so (creeping in her parent's house while they were asleep), and she brought her young neice with her. We sat in the car eating ice cream and talking and I felt so odd being there. He was just out to get pussy at that time, but thankfully has settled down now with a new gf. He pretty much systematically fucked his way through a myspace browse of Thai females aged 18-35 in the space of 6 months. If I do a similar search now it's odd because I'm like 'seen that, seen hers, saw a cock in that mouth'. I'm sorry, but it is.

No.
But, one time, the mail-man accidently delivered my nieghbor's Playboy magazine to my house.
Lemme tell you,
even the interview & joke pages ended up stuck together.
That was twenty years ago.
My sex life has been down hill since.....

nurse said:

Are you serious? Of course I have. What is this? The 50s?

Oh...!
and there wuz that other time,
during the seventh grade,
while waiting for the bus,
I found one of those pens,
y'know...
the kind that have an image of a woman in a bathing suit
and
and
when you turn it upside,
she's naked.....



man....



many a day I spent leaving my signature.


...and I don't mean with the pen.

Yes, I have. It was called 'Dreamquest' and starred all the big stars like Jenna Jameson. It was of a good quality for a porn film but it was rather boring apart from the sex scenes of cause. I find thats the case with all porn films really. I dont know why they just dont intersperce it with pop videos or sporting action. There's a scene where this troll gets a blow job from an elf and he looks round to see if anyone is watching beforehand. The look on his face is quality.

Illustrator said:

Fauxie said:

You crack me up!