He's got to go!

FIRST!

umm. i'll miss the Captain if he leaves

nah Tone cant get whacked..

Any truth to the rumor that the Captain was spotted at a gay bar by a couple friends of ours?

u2prnce said:

No that was the Admiral.

CaptainChaos said:

IAintTheOne said:

Not THAT Captain.

This thread title is kind of naughty. Sound like the name of my porno debut.

i was convinced this thread was going to be the captain confessing to letting the admiral give him a hand job last night

cborgman said:

Technically since I am the Admiral that may be true.

Damn multiple personality disorders really blur the line, don't they?

You know what the bad thing about "sleeping with the fishes" is? Who the hell knows when they sleep. They don't have any eyelids.

CaptainChaos said:

And it should be "sleeping with the fish". They may be in the mafia, but they can have good grammar!

my toes hurt.

No this is NOT the reason I'm leaving.



Couple, 33 and 104, Reportedly Marry

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.

It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.

Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."

He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.

The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive.

Malaysian Muslim men are allowed by their religion to take up to four wives at a time, but reports of women who marry more than once are rare. Muslim women do not practice polygamy.

Malaysia's 26 million population comprises about 60 percent Muslims, almost all ethnic Malays. Large ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are Buddhists, Hindus or Christians

wouldn't it be up to the admiral to say "the captain gets whacked", not for the Captain to say himself?...perhaps the Captain can be seen walking around, shopping in the antique stores in new hampshire, admiring the muscular short order cooks

PurpleRein said:

After whacking the Admiral(me), I'm having the Captain (also me) whacked. In a sense, the Admiral (still me) and the Captain (ditto) whacked each other. Which means that the Admiral and the Captain (me and me) are somehow star-crossed lovers who never had the chance because we existed in the same place and time in the same fleshly vessel.

Or something like that.

CaptainChaos said:

It's mad cow disease. or something...Denny Crane

CaptainChaos said:

I don't agree with whacking both. You know my position on this; the Admiral should stay among the living.

I always wanted to write a whole thread on whacking. Now here we go.

Write what you know...

u2prnce said:

The Admiral knows too much. Plus, if the Admiral lives he may create an alter ego (the Private?) and if an alter ego creates an alter ego that could destroy the fabric of the universe.

The Captain, the Admiral, and the Private on a road trip.

surely there is some type of medication for this problem

nakedpianoplayer said:

You would think so. You know some people say that if you have too many STDs it starts messing with your mind and manifests itself into various mild multiple personality disorders. That is just what some people say.

CaptainChaos said:

CaptainChaos said:

Some theories on Jack the Ripper are based this tidbit. You are a fan of the working girls.

u2prnce said:

Oh dear god, I am not Jack the Ripper!

Of course, I guess that is a step up from Charlie Sheen...

CaptainChaos said:

you sir, are very intelligently funny

PurpleRein said:

Mancrush.

PurpleRein said:

Talking about whacking brings out the rocket scientist in me.

It's pretty sad around here in Cappyland. The hookers are all wearing their bras at half-mast.