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PrintableWell, this thread is as dead as the Captain soon will be. | |
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CaptainChaos said: It's pretty sad around here in Cappyland. The hookers are all wearing their bras at half-mast.
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ginger snaps are the s*** | |
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Why do people watch this dumb show? All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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2freaky4church1 said: Why do people watch this dumb show?
deal or no deal? | |
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2freaky4church1 said: Why do people watch this dumb show?
which show?  | |
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The Soprano's ? | |
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Dewrede said: The Soprano's ?
 never watched it | |
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Dewrede said: The Soprano's ?
Yeah, the Soprano's picture was just symbolism showing that CaptainChaos (me) is about to be whacked. Nothing about the Sopranos in the thread, save for the 15 references to Vito which seem not at all out of place here. | |
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charlottegelin said: Dewrede said: The Soprano's ?
never watched itIt's about a mob family , quite funny  | |
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I've decided to have the most prolonged death scene in the history of the Org. | |
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CaptainChaos said: I've decided to have the most prolonged death scene in the history of the Org.
This is like the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie.  | |
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u2prnce said: CaptainChaos said: I've decided to have the most prolonged death scene in the history of the Org.
This is like the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie. Yes I've got like 6 false endings planned and then a big showy number where I am surrounded by all the members of the Org, triumphantly shouting my name. Really high budget stuff. | |
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CaptainChaos said: u2prnce said: This is like the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie. Yes I've got like 6 false endings planned and then a big showy number where I am surrounded by all the members of the Org, triumphantly shouting my name. Really high budget stuff. Maybe borgman and anx can come out after it's over and do some jazz hands. | |
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jerseykrs said: CaptainChaos said: Yes I've got like 6 false endings planned and then a big showy number where I am surrounded by all the members of the Org, triumphantly shouting my name. Really high budget stuff. Maybe borgman and anx can come out after it's over and do some jazz hands. An absolutely beautiful tribute to me. After the credits, we'll all visit the Admiral's grave and spit on it. | |
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CaptainChaos said: jerseykrs said: Maybe borgman and anx can come out after it's over and do some jazz hands. An absolutely beautiful tribute to me. After the credits, we'll all visit the Admiral's grave and spit on it. I want to do something really tasteful for the Captain's memorial. Like Graceland. | |
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u2prnce said: I want to do something really tasteful for the Captain's memorial. Like Graceland. Ah, yes, Cappyland. I can envision it in my head. Hookers dressed up in rhinestone thongs. Tasteful portraits of lesbian mud-wrestling. A 14 foot gold sculpture of my magical penis. But nothing tacky, okay. Tasteful, damn it! [Edited 5/3/06 9:28am] | |
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CaptainChaos said: u2prnce said: I want to do something really tasteful for the Captain's memorial. Like Graceland. Ah, yes, Cappyland. I can envision it in my head. Hookers dressed up in rhinestone thongs. Tasteful portraits of lesbian mud-wrestling. A 14 foot gold sculpture of my magical penis. But nothing tacky, okay. Tasteful, damn it! [Edited 5/3/06 9:28am] Let's make preparations for the service. I think a song would be nice. Is there one song which encapsulates the Captain's life? | |
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u2prnce said: Let's make preparations for the service. I think a song would be nice. Is there one song which encapsulates the Captain's life? That is very nice of you to do. I suppose if there was one song that summed the Captain up, that captured the essence of me, it would have to be this one. I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [Sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x] | |
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Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way.
Can we buy a piece of the Captain to take home with us? I'd like something a little more special than the usual kind of souvenir. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way.
Eff the admission! What kind of deals can we get on the "rides"? | |
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Illustrator said: CaptainChaos said: Org Members get a 5% discount on admission to Cappyland by the way.
Eff the admission! What kind of deals can we get on the "rides"?  | |
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