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PrintableThis whole thread reminds me of that lame ass rap song... "I'm in love with a stripper"....  | |
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notoriousj said: This whole thread reminds me of that lame ass rap song... "I'm in love with a stripper"....
Stripper  . | |
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Byron said: LleeLlee said: ~gouging my eyes out~   lol where's the one with Jers? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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nurse said: notoriousj said: This whole thread reminds me of that lame ass rap song... "I'm in love with a stripper"....
Stripper .ARGHHH that song grates on me like fingernails on a chalk board  | |
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I don't get "turned on" by male strippers BUT if they're body is killer & their dick is big, I won't be busting out laughing @ them Mostly they make me wanna go home to my guy... when I have one 
They're all cheesy, some more than others, but you can't deny a killer body    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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 this one is my favorite | |
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REDBABY said: female strippers come across more sexy in their act, whereas male strippers are just a fucking comedy and tragedy..
 Mostly.
When I was a young pup and used to go clubbing all the time, the local gay bar would have a stripper every Wednesday. I'd love the clubbing bit; but would run for the hills as soon as the stripper appeared.  Who wants to see some cheeseball get his, er, cheese balls out for the lads? 
The funniest/most tragic bit was seeing his 'victims' onstage. They'd be practically fighting to get up there but then look a right tit as the stripper covered them in foam or spanked their ass in front of a load of strangers. | |
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charlottegelin said:
this one is my favoriteoooh mine too  ...I have to find that photo  | |
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charlottegelin said:
this one is my favoriteJamie  | |
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Natisse said: charlottegelin said:
this one is my favoriteJamie I can't see him but you're drooling so I guess he's hot.  | |
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onenitealone said: Natisse said: Jamie I can't see him but you're drooling so I guess he's hot. hey gorgeous  uh he's DAMN hot... a perfect example of hot Aussie men hehe
google "Jamie Durie" or "Manpower" and you'll see what I mean | |
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Natisse said: onenitealone said: I can't see him but you're drooling so I guess he's hot. hey gorgeous uh he's DAMN hot... a perfect example of hot Aussie men hehe
google "Jamie Durie" or "Manpower" and you'll see what I mean Maybe I will but not in work.
You know I like my Aussie men. 
Good morning to you gorgeous, by the way.  | |
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CalhounSq said: They're all cheesy...
As a male stripper, I must say that I find this entire thread cold-hearted & offensive! Let me tell y'all, that I have something even bigger & more sensitive than my "cheesy doodle"! And that is my heart! Jus' cuz we wear leopard skin thongs, that doesn't mean we're animals! We have feelings too y'know! Now, whoever wants a dance, indicate this by holding up a dollar bill on your tongue.... | |
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nurse said: Stripping is a job just like any other job, but I can admit that to this date I have never seen a male stripper (DAMN!!!), but I still have hope for a chance to see some sexy thing utilize his given talents
 . What's your take on strippers? Do you think they provide a needed outlet for some? Whose your favorite stripper?   Well I hope I'm your favorite stripper nurse! LOL!
I've never seen male strippers before. I don't know how I'd feel about it...I guess it would be interesting...  . I've met plently of male strippers before...they are kinda dumb to tell you the truth...actually I've met lots of bouncers at my club that used to dance back in the day.
But I've got plently of dances from women and I don't know...it makes me think "Good gawd no wonder men are so helpless to women! This is mesmerising!'  | |
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Krystal666 said: nurse said: Stripping is a job just like any other job, but I can admit that to this date I have never seen a male stripper (DAMN!!!), but I still have hope for a chance to see some sexy thing utilize his given talents
. What's your take on strippers? Do you think they provide a needed outlet for some? Whose your favorite stripper? Well I hope I'm your favorite stripper nurse! LOL!
I've never seen male strippers before. I don't know how I'd feel about it...I guess it would be interesting... . I've met plently of male strippers before...they are kinda dumb to tell you the truth...actually I've met lots of bouncers at my club that used to dance back in the day.
But I've got plently of dances from women and I don't know...it makes me think "Good gawd no wonder men are so helpless to women! This is mesmerising!' Krystal, you may have been asked or talked about this before, but do you ever find your performance/dance changes according to the actual guy you're dancing for? Say,for example, a really hot guy comes in the club that you're obviously attracted to. Would you put a little more vavavoom into it or would it have no affect? | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: Well I hope I'm your favorite stripper nurse! LOL!
I've never seen male strippers before. I don't know how I'd feel about it...I guess it would be interesting... . I've met plently of male strippers before...they are kinda dumb to tell you the truth...actually I've met lots of bouncers at my club that used to dance back in the day.
But I've got plently of dances from women and I don't know...it makes me think "Good gawd no wonder men are so helpless to women! This is mesmerising!' Krystal, you may have been asked or talked about this before, but do you ever find your performance/dance changes according to the actual guy you're dancing for? Say,for example, a really hot guy comes in the club that you're obviously attracted to. Would you put a little more vavavoom into it or would it have no affect? Oh most definatly! My dance changes from guy to guy...everyone is different...everyone's energy is different...everyone wants a different kind of dance...I can't see a dancer being too sucessful if she just boringly went through the motions...some guys want alot of eye contact, some guys are embarrased so I just usually dance a little bit farther away to make them feel more comfortable...some guys really just want to talk to you so they know they need to pay you so they get dances but they are just chatting the whole time...you could be talking about the most innocent things like their kids while you are laying back on him carrassing your body! Kinda funny if you think about it!
But yes...there has been plenty of times where you are giving a dance to an EXTREMLEY sexy man...and he's really turned on and the way he responds to you is just very hot...and the sexual energy is just there...so yes to awnser your question yes...dancers can get turned on dancing for someone...it happens alot to me actually! Just running into sexy men latley!
But the WORST kinda guy is the one that tries to grope you and control the whole dance...I just hold their hands throughout the whole thing ...uggh and this is really gross sometimes you lay back on them and they will slobber all over your ear or neck! I hate guys like that...they really see you as their object...but alot of the men who like me are gentlemen..THANK GOD! [Edited 4/28/06 4:21am] | |
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When I'd hit a strip club it was mostly for me and my boys to simply have a beer, conversation with an upside of a naked woman next to us that isn't getting on our damn nerves!!
It is just a local watering hole WITH BENEFITS!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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AnckSuNamun said: I don't think even the straightest woman on the planet can take a man stripping seriously
I mean...c'mon now.Well, my sophomore year of college was the first and only time I ever stripped for a woman, she took it very seriously! I danced to Temptation-ATWIAD ALBUM, and she loved it!
Whap whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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And the most notorious stripper I can remember was the one who told me that she will ONLY dance to Prince...and is an avid exhibitionist!!!....the money was last on this short list.
God Love Her!!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: And the most notorious stripper I can remember was the one who told me that she will ONLY dance to Prince...and is an avid exhibitionist!!!....the money was last on this short list.
God Love Her!!! Well, strippers do LOVE Prince! [Edited 4/28/06 4:31am] | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: Krystal, you may have been asked or talked about this before, but do you ever find your performance/dance changes according to the actual guy you're dancing for? Say,for example, a really hot guy comes in the club that you're obviously attracted to. Would you put a little more vavavoom into it or would it have no affect? Oh most definatly! My dance changes from guy to guy...everyone is different...everyone's energy is different...everyone wants a different kind of dance...I can't see a dancer being too sucessful if she just boringly went through the motions...some guys want alot of eye contact, some guys are embarrased so I just usually dance a little bit farther away to make them feel more comfortable...some guys really just want to talk to you so they know they need to pay you so they get dances but they are just chatting the whole time...you could be talking about the most innocent things like their kids while you are laying back on him carrassing your body! Kinda funny if you think about it!
But yes...there has been plenty of times where you are giving a dance to an EXTREMLEY sexy man...and he's really turned on and the way he responds to you is just very hot...and the sexual energy is just there...so yes to awnser your question yes...dancers can get turned on dancing for someone...it happens alot to me actually! Just running into sexy men latley!
But the WORST kinda guy is the one that tries to grope you and control the whole dance...I just hold their hands throughout the whole thing ...uggh and this is really gross sometimes you lay back on them and they will slobber all over your ear or neck! I hate guys like that...they really see you as their object...but alot of the men who like me are gentlemen..THANK GOD!
[Edited 4/28/06 4:21am] Thanks for that.
It must be really hard trying to concentrate when some stud is there ready for the taking.  Or a perk of the job.
I went to this strip club a few years back and I was one of those men you end up having 'innocent' chats with.  I'll spare you the details but a mate dragged me to one in Paris - he's straight, I'm gay - and he reckoned it would be mutually beneficial; something for both of us.
We get there, and we're immediately pounced on by two female dancers, plied with champagne whilst - all the while - there are NO men in sight.  My mate was in his booth whispering sweet nothings; I was in mine talking about her family and friends. When I mentioned I was gay, the PANIC on her face... She ran for it! She was straight at the desk having a "What the  do I do??" chat with her boss.
Anyway, she eventually came back, tried to give me more champagne but we eventually escaped. They tried to charge us over £1000! We managed to bring them down to about £300 but I wasn't happy. I nearly killed my mate. | |
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I've just remembered...
I also went to a strip bar a few years ago on a stag weekend. All the lads were desperate to see me having a lapdance so they all chipped in to pay for it. There were loads of women like you. How come they got them and I got the middle aged one with glasses on strings?? 
And the same thing happened then - I ended up talking to a dancer who was telling me about her family and the money she's ploughed into houses. She was an ex-nurse who'd gone into dancing/stripping. That girl had more business sense than anyone.  | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: Oh most definatly! My dance changes from guy to guy...everyone is different...everyone's energy is different...everyone wants a different kind of dance...I can't see a dancer being too sucessful if she just boringly went through the motions...some guys want alot of eye contact, some guys are embarrased so I just usually dance a little bit farther away to make them feel more comfortable...some guys really just want to talk to you so they know they need to pay you so they get dances but they are just chatting the whole time...you could be talking about the most innocent things like their kids while you are laying back on him carrassing your body! Kinda funny if you think about it!
But yes...there has been plenty of times where you are giving a dance to an EXTREMLEY sexy man...and he's really turned on and the way he responds to you is just very hot...and the sexual energy is just there...so yes to awnser your question yes...dancers can get turned on dancing for someone...it happens alot to me actually! Just running into sexy men latley!
But the WORST kinda guy is the one that tries to grope you and control the whole dance...I just hold their hands throughout the whole thing ...uggh and this is really gross sometimes you lay back on them and they will slobber all over your ear or neck! I hate guys like that...they really see you as their object...but alot of the men who like me are gentlemen..THANK GOD!
[Edited 4/28/06 4:21am] Thanks for that.
It must be really hard trying to concentrate when some stud is there ready for the taking. Or a perk of the job.
I went to this strip club a few years back and I was one of those men you end up having 'innocent' chats with. I'll spare you the details but a mate dragged me to one in Paris - he's straight, I'm gay - and he reckoned it would be mutually beneficial; something for both of us.
We get there, and we're immediately pounced on by two female dancers, plied with champagne whilst - all the while - there are NO men in sight. My mate was in his booth whispering sweet nothings; I was in mine talking about her family and friends. When I mentioned I was gay, the PANIC on her face... She ran for it! She was straight at the desk having a "What the do I do??" chat with her boss.
Anyway, she eventually came back, tried to give me more champagne but we eventually escaped. They tried to charge us over £1000! We managed to bring them down to about £300 but I wasn't happy. I nearly killed my mate.
Yeah I've danced for gay guys before..usually we were talking the whole time..he's like "Oooh I love your hair...what kind of make up do you use? Mac..oooh I love MAC!" LOL. There are so many funny things that happen at work...actually even though I'm the entertainer I'm getting entertained because so many people that come in there are like...straight out of book...and if it is a good night and you are making money it can be a staight up FUN job...I'm usually having the most fun when a guy just pays me to sit with him and drink champagne and tell jokes to eachother.
Feel free to ask me anything if you have more questions!  | |
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onenitealone said: I've just remembered...
I also went to a strip bar a few years ago on a stag weekend. All the lads were desperate to see me having a lapdance so they all chipped in to pay for it. There were loads of women like you. How come they got them and I got the middle aged one with glasses on strings??
And the same thing happened then - I ended up talking to a dancer who was telling me about her family and the money she's ploughed into houses. She was an ex-nurse who'd gone into dancing/stripping. That girl had more business sense than anyone. Yep that is how I am...I'm all about getting finnacialy secure and I treat it like a job. You can make alot of money. I'm so glad I started dancing...it's like one of the best things that ever happened to me honestly. | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: Thanks for that.
It must be really hard trying to concentrate when some stud is there ready for the taking. Or a perk of the job.
I went to this strip club a few years back and I was one of those men you end up having 'innocent' chats with. I'll spare you the details but a mate dragged me to one in Paris - he's straight, I'm gay - and he reckoned it would be mutually beneficial; something for both of us.
We get there, and we're immediately pounced on by two female dancers, plied with champagne whilst - all the while - there are NO men in sight. My mate was in his booth whispering sweet nothings; I was in mine talking about her family and friends. When I mentioned I was gay, the PANIC on her face... She ran for it! She was straight at the desk having a "What the do I do??" chat with her boss.
Anyway, she eventually came back, tried to give me more champagne but we eventually escaped. They tried to charge us over £1000! We managed to bring them down to about £300 but I wasn't happy. I nearly killed my mate.
Yeah I've danced for gay guys before..usually we were talking the whole time..he's like "Oooh I love your hair...what kind of make up do you use? Mac..oooh I love MAC!" LOL. There are so many funny things that happen at work...actually even though I'm the entertainer I'm getting entertained because so many people that come in there are like...straight out of book...and if it is a good night and you are making money it can be a staight up FUN job...I'm usually having the most fun when a guy just pays me to sit with him and drink champagne and tell jokes to eachother.
Feel free to ask me anything if you have more questions! I want a job like that!  Although I don't think I'd make much money.
Thanks Krystal - you're always very honest. | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said:
Yeah I've danced for gay guys before..usually we were talking the whole time..he's like "Oooh I love your hair...what kind of make up do you use? Mac..oooh I love MAC!" LOL. There are so many funny things that happen at work...actually even though I'm the entertainer I'm getting entertained because so many people that come in there are like...straight out of book...and if it is a good night and you are making money it can be a staight up FUN job...I'm usually having the most fun when a guy just pays me to sit with him and drink champagne and tell jokes to eachother.
Feel free to ask me anything if you have more questions! I want a job like that! Although I don't think I'd make much money.
Thanks Krystal - you're always very honest.  | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: I've just remembered...
I also went to a strip bar a few years ago on a stag weekend. All the lads were desperate to see me having a lapdance so they all chipped in to pay for it. There were loads of women like you. How come they got them and I got the middle aged one with glasses on strings??
And the same thing happened then - I ended up talking to a dancer who was telling me about her family and the money she's ploughed into houses. She was an ex-nurse who'd gone into dancing/stripping. That girl had more business sense than anyone. Yep that is how I am...I'm all about getting finnacialy secure and I treat it like a job. You can make alot of money. I'm so glad I started dancing...it's like one of the best things that ever happened to me honestly.I can believe that.
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: Yep that is how I am...I'm all about getting finnacialy secure and I treat it like a job. You can make alot of money. I'm so glad I started dancing...it's like one of the best things that ever happened to me honestly.I can believe that.
Take care, love. Oh you know what? In 2002, Mayte and Tommy Lee came in to my club. They were doing this promotional thing for a local radio station...there used to be a photo of them on 93X website sitting in VIP with a blond dancer. I was late to work that day and when I came in they had left like just five minutes earlier. I WAS SOOOOO PISSED!  It would have been so cool to sit down and talk to Mayte. I LOVE HER!!!!! | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: I can believe that.
Take care, love. Oh you know what? In 2002, Mayte and Tommy Lee came in to my club. They were doing this promotional thing for a local radio station...there used to be a photo of them on 93X website sitting in VIP with a blond dancer. I was late to work that day and when I came in they had left like just five minutes earlier. I WAS SOOOOO PISSED! It would have been so cool to sit down and talk to Mayte. I LOVE HER!!!!!Maybe it was best you didn't run into her... You & Mayte ----> 
Tommy Lee -----> 
Imagine the goss you would've got out of Mayte... | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: Oh you know what? In 2002, Mayte and Tommy Lee came in to my club. They were doing this promotional thing for a local radio station...there used to be a photo of them on 93X website sitting in VIP with a blond dancer. I was late to work that day and when I came in they had left like just five minutes earlier. I WAS SOOOOO PISSED! It would have been so cool to sit down and talk to Mayte. I LOVE HER!!!!!Maybe it was best you didn't run into her... You & Mayte ---->
Tommy Lee ----->
Imagine the goss you would've got out of Mayte... Oh no...I wouldn't ask her anything about Prince. She seems like she doesn't like to talk about him. I'd be respectful for sure...I'd just ask her about her. I adore Mayte!!!! I have loved her for forever!
I have seen a few celebs...I guess that is another perk of the job. | |
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