This whole thread reminds me of that lame ass rap song... "I'm in love with a stripper".... | |
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notoriousj said: This whole thread reminds me of that lame ass rap song... "I'm in love with a stripper"....
Stripper | |
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Byron said: LleeLlee said: ~gouging my eyes out~ ![]() lol where's the one with Jers? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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nurse said: notoriousj said: This whole thread reminds me of that lame ass rap song... "I'm in love with a stripper"....
Stripper ARGHHH that song grates on me like fingernails on a chalk board | |
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I don't get "turned on" by male strippers BUT if they're body is killer & their dick is big, I won't be busting out laughing @ them They're all cheesy, some more than others, but you can't deny a killer body I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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REDBABY said: female strippers come across more sexy in their act, whereas male strippers are just a fucking comedy and tragedy..
Mostly. When I was a young pup and used to go clubbing all the time, the local gay bar would have a stripper every Wednesday. I'd love the clubbing bit; but would run for the hills as soon as the stripper appeared. The funniest/most tragic bit was seeing his 'victims' onstage. They'd be practically fighting to get up there but then look a right tit as the stripper covered them in foam or spanked their ass in front of a load of strangers. | |
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charlottegelin said:
oooh mine too | |
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charlottegelin said:
Jamie | |
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Natisse said: charlottegelin said:
Jamie I can't see him but you're drooling so I guess he's hot. | |
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onenitealone said: Natisse said: Jamie I can't see him but you're drooling so I guess he's hot. hey gorgeous google "Jamie Durie" or "Manpower" and you'll see what I mean | |
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Natisse said: onenitealone said: I can't see him but you're drooling so I guess he's hot. hey gorgeous google "Jamie Durie" or "Manpower" and you'll see what I mean Maybe I will but not in work. You know I like my Aussie men. Good morning to you gorgeous, by the way. | |
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CalhounSq said: They're all cheesy...
As a male stripper, I must say that I find this entire thread cold-hearted & offensive! Let me tell y'all, that I have something even bigger & more sensitive than my "cheesy doodle"! And that is my heart! Jus' cuz we wear leopard skin thongs, that doesn't mean we're animals! We have feelings too y'know! Now, whoever wants a dance, indicate this by holding up a dollar bill on your tongue.... | |
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nurse said: Stripping is a job just like any other job, but I can admit that to this date I have never seen a male stripper (DAMN!!!), but I still have hope for a chance to see some sexy thing utilize his given talents
I've never seen male strippers before. I don't know how I'd feel about it...I guess it would be interesting... But I've got plently of dances from women and I don't know...it makes me think "Good gawd no wonder men are so helpless to women! This is mesmerising!' | |
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Krystal666 said: nurse said: Stripping is a job just like any other job, but I can admit that to this date I have never seen a male stripper (DAMN!!!), but I still have hope for a chance to see some sexy thing utilize his given talents
I've never seen male strippers before. I don't know how I'd feel about it...I guess it would be interesting... But I've got plently of dances from women and I don't know...it makes me think "Good gawd no wonder men are so helpless to women! This is mesmerising!' Krystal, you may have been asked or talked about this before, but do you ever find your performance/dance changes according to the actual guy you're dancing for? Say,for example, a really hot guy comes in the club that you're obviously attracted to. Would you put a little more vavavoom into it or would it have no affect? | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: I've never seen male strippers before. I don't know how I'd feel about it...I guess it would be interesting... But I've got plently of dances from women and I don't know...it makes me think "Good gawd no wonder men are so helpless to women! This is mesmerising!' Krystal, you may have been asked or talked about this before, but do you ever find your performance/dance changes according to the actual guy you're dancing for? Say,for example, a really hot guy comes in the club that you're obviously attracted to. Would you put a little more vavavoom into it or would it have no affect? Oh most definatly! My dance changes from guy to guy...everyone is different...everyone's energy is different...everyone wants a different kind of dance...I can't see a dancer being too sucessful if she just boringly went through the motions...some guys want alot of eye contact, some guys are embarrased so I just usually dance a little bit farther away to make them feel more comfortable...some guys really just want to talk to you so they know they need to pay you so they get dances but they are just chatting the whole time...you could be talking about the most innocent things like their kids while you are laying back on him carrassing your body! But yes...there has been plenty of times where you are giving a dance to an EXTREMLEY sexy man...and he's really turned on and the way he responds to you is just very hot...and the sexual energy is just there...so yes to awnser your question yes...dancers can get turned on dancing for someone...it happens alot to me actually! But the WORST kinda guy is the one that tries to grope you and control the whole dance...I just hold their hands throughout the whole thing ...uggh and this is really gross sometimes you lay back on them and they will slobber all over your ear or neck! [Edited 4/28/06 4:21am] | |
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When I'd hit a strip club it was mostly for me and my boys to simply have a beer, conversation with an upside of a naked woman next to us that isn't getting on our damn nerves!!
It is just a local watering hole WITH BENEFITS!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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AnckSuNamun said: I don't think even the straightest woman on the planet can take a man stripping seriously
Well, my sophomore year of college was the first and only time I ever stripped for a woman, she took it very seriously! I danced to Temptation-ATWIAD ALBUM, and she loved it! Whap whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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And the most notorious stripper I can remember was the one who told me that she will ONLY dance to Prince...and is an avid exhibitionist!!!....the money was last on this short list.
God Love Her!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: And the most notorious stripper I can remember was the one who told me that she will ONLY dance to Prince...and is an avid exhibitionist!!!....the money was last on this short list.
God Love Her!!! [Edited 4/28/06 4:31am] | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: Krystal, you may have been asked or talked about this before, but do you ever find your performance/dance changes according to the actual guy you're dancing for? Say,for example, a really hot guy comes in the club that you're obviously attracted to. Would you put a little more vavavoom into it or would it have no affect? Oh most definatly! My dance changes from guy to guy...everyone is different...everyone's energy is different...everyone wants a different kind of dance...I can't see a dancer being too sucessful if she just boringly went through the motions...some guys want alot of eye contact, some guys are embarrased so I just usually dance a little bit farther away to make them feel more comfortable...some guys really just want to talk to you so they know they need to pay you so they get dances but they are just chatting the whole time...you could be talking about the most innocent things like their kids while you are laying back on him carrassing your body! But yes...there has been plenty of times where you are giving a dance to an EXTREMLEY sexy man...and he's really turned on and the way he responds to you is just very hot...and the sexual energy is just there...so yes to awnser your question yes...dancers can get turned on dancing for someone...it happens alot to me actually! But the WORST kinda guy is the one that tries to grope you and control the whole dance...I just hold their hands throughout the whole thing ...uggh and this is really gross sometimes you lay back on them and they will slobber all over your ear or neck! [Edited 4/28/06 4:21am] Thanks for that. It must be really hard trying to concentrate when some stud is there ready for the taking. I went to this strip club a few years back and I was one of those men you end up having 'innocent' chats with. We get there, and we're immediately pounced on by two female dancers, plied with champagne whilst - all the while - there are NO men in sight. Anyway, she eventually came back, tried to give me more champagne but we eventually escaped. They tried to charge us over £1000! We managed to bring them down to about £300 but I wasn't happy. I nearly killed my mate. | |
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I've just remembered...
I also went to a strip bar a few years ago on a stag weekend. All the lads were desperate to see me having a lapdance so they all chipped in to pay for it. There were loads of And the same thing happened then - I ended up talking to a dancer who was telling me about her family | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: Oh most definatly! My dance changes from guy to guy...everyone is different...everyone's energy is different...everyone wants a different kind of dance...I can't see a dancer being too sucessful if she just boringly went through the motions...some guys want alot of eye contact, some guys are embarrased so I just usually dance a little bit farther away to make them feel more comfortable...some guys really just want to talk to you so they know they need to pay you so they get dances but they are just chatting the whole time...you could be talking about the most innocent things like their kids while you are laying back on him carrassing your body! But yes...there has been plenty of times where you are giving a dance to an EXTREMLEY sexy man...and he's really turned on and the way he responds to you is just very hot...and the sexual energy is just there...so yes to awnser your question yes...dancers can get turned on dancing for someone...it happens alot to me actually! But the WORST kinda guy is the one that tries to grope you and control the whole dance...I just hold their hands throughout the whole thing ...uggh and this is really gross sometimes you lay back on them and they will slobber all over your ear or neck! [Edited 4/28/06 4:21am] Thanks for that. It must be really hard trying to concentrate when some stud is there ready for the taking. I went to this strip club a few years back and I was one of those men you end up having 'innocent' chats with. We get there, and we're immediately pounced on by two female dancers, plied with champagne whilst - all the while - there are NO men in sight. Anyway, she eventually came back, tried to give me more champagne but we eventually escaped. They tried to charge us over £1000! We managed to bring them down to about £300 but I wasn't happy. I nearly killed my mate. Yeah I've danced for gay guys before..usually we were talking the whole time..he's like "Oooh I love your hair...what kind of make up do you use? Mac..oooh I love MAC!" LOL. There are so many funny things that happen at work...actually even though I'm the entertainer I'm getting entertained because so many people that come in there are like...straight out of book...and if it is a good night and you are making money it can be a staight up FUN job...I'm usually having the most fun when a guy just pays me to sit with him and drink champagne and tell jokes to eachother. Feel free to ask me anything if you have more questions! ![]() | |
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onenitealone said: I've just remembered...
I also went to a strip bar a few years ago on a stag weekend. All the lads were desperate to see me having a lapdance so they all chipped in to pay for it. There were loads of And the same thing happened then - I ended up talking to a dancer who was telling me about her family | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: Thanks for that. It must be really hard trying to concentrate when some stud is there ready for the taking. I went to this strip club a few years back and I was one of those men you end up having 'innocent' chats with. We get there, and we're immediately pounced on by two female dancers, plied with champagne whilst - all the while - there are NO men in sight. Anyway, she eventually came back, tried to give me more champagne but we eventually escaped. They tried to charge us over £1000! We managed to bring them down to about £300 but I wasn't happy. I nearly killed my mate. Yeah I've danced for gay guys before..usually we were talking the whole time..he's like "Oooh I love your hair...what kind of make up do you use? Mac..oooh I love MAC!" LOL. There are so many funny things that happen at work...actually even though I'm the entertainer I'm getting entertained because so many people that come in there are like...straight out of book...and if it is a good night and you are making money it can be a staight up FUN job...I'm usually having the most fun when a guy just pays me to sit with him and drink champagne and tell jokes to eachother. Feel free to ask me anything if you have more questions! ![]() I want a job like that! Thanks Krystal - you're always very honest. | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: Yeah I've danced for gay guys before..usually we were talking the whole time..he's like "Oooh I love your hair...what kind of make up do you use? Mac..oooh I love MAC!" LOL. There are so many funny things that happen at work...actually even though I'm the entertainer I'm getting entertained because so many people that come in there are like...straight out of book...and if it is a good night and you are making money it can be a staight up FUN job...I'm usually having the most fun when a guy just pays me to sit with him and drink champagne and tell jokes to eachother. Feel free to ask me anything if you have more questions! ![]() I want a job like that! Thanks Krystal - you're always very honest. | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: I've just remembered...
I also went to a strip bar a few years ago on a stag weekend. All the lads were desperate to see me having a lapdance so they all chipped in to pay for it. There were loads of And the same thing happened then - I ended up talking to a dancer who was telling me about her family I can believe that. Take care, love. | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: I can believe that. Take care, love. Oh you know what? In 2002, Mayte and Tommy Lee came in to my club. They were doing this promotional thing for a local radio station...there used to be a photo of them on 93X website sitting in VIP with a blond dancer. I was late to work that day and when I came in they had left like just five minutes earlier. I WAS SOOOOO PISSED! | |
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Krystal666 said: onenitealone said: I can believe that. Take care, love. Oh you know what? In 2002, Mayte and Tommy Lee came in to my club. They were doing this promotional thing for a local radio station...there used to be a photo of them on 93X website sitting in VIP with a blond dancer. I was late to work that day and when I came in they had left like just five minutes earlier. I WAS SOOOOO PISSED! Maybe it was best you didn't run into her... You & Mayte ----> Tommy Lee -----> Imagine the goss you would've got out of Mayte... | |
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onenitealone said: Krystal666 said: Oh you know what? In 2002, Mayte and Tommy Lee came in to my club. They were doing this promotional thing for a local radio station...there used to be a photo of them on 93X website sitting in VIP with a blond dancer. I was late to work that day and when I came in they had left like just five minutes earlier. I WAS SOOOOO PISSED! Maybe it was best you didn't run into her... You & Mayte ----> Tommy Lee -----> Imagine the goss you would've got out of Mayte... I have seen a few celebs...I guess that is another perk of the job. | |
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