It was early morning in Thailand, and a tall blonde Brit was shaking off his blues with a brisk walk around the village when he almost tripped over an object.

"Wha.. an egg?" He picked up and examined it. Since he hadn't had breakfast yet, he cracked it open and sallowed it in one gulp. He suddenly felt energized and continued his walk. When the wind blew from the east he realized his feet was no longer touching the ground.

" I flying!!"

He decided to fly to...

Over to see Shy. It has been a while since I was her Official Org Stalker and she needed a hug. I flew to Shy's and we had fudge brownies with a B & B liquer chocolate glaze with ice cream. She took me for a ride down Pacific Coast Highway on her motorcycle at sunset. She took her camera out and began taking pics of Fauxie when Dook came out of no where and ruined the shot with his nakedness! AGMC was visiting and took him to Muse's house where Supa feed him barbeque butt-booty-nekkid! Jerseykrs came and took Fauxie too....

but then out of nowhere weepingwall appear and with his magical staff gave everyone a "bad trip". with that fauxie appear half nude in a field of roses,the thorns were as sharp as metal,they penetrated poor fauxie. but phenoixology made him come back to life. he walk out of the roses,into the desert of no return,he screamed a gentle scream(notice the oxymoron)..he ran as fast as cat in heat. he stopped only to hear enigma's sadness part 1..in the distant he saw the giant woman in red holding dead roses..then he saw nipples licking the clouds!..and then!

weepingwall said:

emm decided fauxie needed a makeover so they floated over to avalon, though the cool mystifying clouds, right on the edge of a small tranquil pool of water. snap and alwayslate were there as usual to everyone's dissapointment but they were glad to see a newcomer like fauxie ...

twister6 said:

it is..

see gentle scream..

gentle=something calm..relaxing

scream=something opposite of gentle .

twister6 said:

No one was more glad to see Fauxie than the Mystical Sluts.
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'Fauxie! Fauxie!' The Sluts cried as they ran toward him. Fauxie enjoyed the sight of them to much to fly away, then he remembered...he's married.

'Hello Ladies, ...uh nice weather we're having.' he stammered blushing slightly. The Sluts took him by the arms and led him to...

what? I was trying to make fauxie a girl .. alright giving it another try

The Mystical Sluts offered to teach Fauxie a few tricks that he could use in his travels after he confessed to having trouble staying put in one place. They were unaware of the world that awaited beyond the great lakes that surrounded their island and were mesmerized by what he hold them. He offered to build a boat they could use to travel across the water in return for their untainted knowledge and experience. The Mystical Sluts gave his offer some thought but were not very pleased at the strange exchange since it was not customary to explore the world beyond the fog. They found Fauxie to be an eerily strange character so they decided to keep his friendship as a token of their respect instead. Fauxie learnt many handy tips and tricks that helped to dodge unexpected barriers in flight and ....

... satisfied with the acquisition of these skills he returned home. Before sitting down at his computer he decided to make a cup of tea. It had been a good day, he thought to himself. But then who else could he think to? Fearing a thread-derailing digression, he turned his attention back to his computer. Happily sipping his tea, he logged on to his favourite prince fansite. One of the threads appeared to be about him, so he clicked on it with much anticipation. He was tangibly excited. The thread turned out to be an org story thread. He read through the posts so far and started to construct his own part of the story: "... satisfied with the acquisition of these skills he returned home. Before sitting down at his computer he decided to make a cup of tea. It had been a good day, he thought to himself. But then who else could he think to? Fearing a thread-derailing digression, he turned his attention back to his computer. Happily sipping his tea, he logged on to his favourite prince fansite. One of the threads appeared to be about him, so he clicked on it with much anticipation. He was tangibly excited. The thread turned out to be an org story thread. He read through the posts so far and started to construct his own part of the story...

Fauxie had a feeling of Deja Vu for some reason he just couldn't but his finger on. He was stroking his goatee and giggling slightly when there came a knock at the door. 'Come in!' Fauxie called out in thai. Fauxie fell off his chair in shook when the unexpected visitor walked in. It was...

... mochalox. Everybody everywhere lived happily ever after.

THE END

THE END? Whatever.

The lighting was dim in the room and Fauxie could barely see. He rubbed his eyes to make sure she wasn't just an illusion. Indeed his vision had fooled him.

The person lying on his bed was non other than an exhuasted AsianBomb, who had just finished running a triatholon and was in bad need a thai massage.

Fauxie, having not showered in 3 days desperately needed to cleanse himself. He ran the bath water, and filled it with exotic smelling soap.

suddenly.....

brownsugar said:

He decided to fly...

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I loved how seamless that was

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Imago said:

Mach appeared bearing a basket of special soaps.
"Stop!! We must use the special soaps I created to:

1. Get rid of your foul body odors
2. Enable our secret hidden powers
3. Showcase my beautiful soaps
4. Have some thing sexy in this thread.

The guys agreed, and all three got into the bath when, Mon, Fauxie's wife appeared carrying...

She said...

littlemissG said:

a gun.

Imago said:

Wait. She said that or she was carrying one?

Somewhere this thing went wrong. That somewhere was in littlemissG's last post. As such, I declare this thread rubbish and over.

The Mystical Sluts faded back into their little sanctuary, continuing to intrigue weepingwall using golden fairy dust. Fauxie found the calling of thunder and lightning irresistible and so dwelled on the new situation for a while before commencing a new plan of attack to conquer The Land of the Sphinx on Pegasus's heels...

[procastination]

twister6 said:

that makes no fucking sense!



Anyways, Mon walks into the room carrying a gun.
"Honey," Fuaxie yelled, "nothing was going to happen! Put down the gun!"

"Oh Shut Up Fuaxie, " Mon replied, "I'm going huntin boar this weekend with a few girlfriends of mine. This isn't for you. Besides, I've always known you were gay. "

And Mon left.

Anyways, Imago had a nice long soak in the hottub and stepped out completely naked and relaxed, his skin sensative to the touch.

"Fauxie, can you do me a favor?" he asked quietly and in an unassuming mannor.

"Yes, boo", Fauxie replied.

"Can you let me borrow some hair gel? My hair is a mess."

"It's on the counter, " Fuxie explained.

Imago eyes were directed to the counter where Fuaxie's hands were pointing and saw a bottle of cheap ass dipity-do hair gel.

"Oh, hell naw", imago said.....

"Oh, hell naw", imago said, Mach do you have some gel.

With a smile Mach took a golden color tube out of her basket.
"I made this just for you Imago, I think its just what you need."

"Thanks Honey you're a life saver!" Imago replied, rubbing it into his hair with his dainty little hands. He loved the fragrence, it was like a summer's day, hot chocolate, and JeseryKRS all rolled into one. As he combed his hair he noticed it was now down to his shoulders.

"Dan You Look Hot!!" Fauxie said admiring Imago's flowing locks.

Mach had disappeared.

"WTF is going on here?" Imago said in a panic as his hair grew the small of his back.

Meanwhile...