...So, this thread is dedicated to vaginas.

Ladies - coming from a man's perspective, you think about your vagina a lot. You, of course, have your monthly visitor. Then, you have the joys of yeast infections, urinal tract infections among other things (I am by no means an expert on vagina)...

My question is this: how do you deal with such a thing that seriously can cause so much anxiety, etc in your life? It's just a damn hole in one sense, but it's so much more in another!!! CRAZY!!!

So, let's talk about the vagina... what do you like about it? What do you hate about it? Is yours special? Do you have any fun vagina stories?

MEN: In this thread, you can talk about how you've dealt with different problems with your partners' vagina, etc or you can just talk about your opinions on vagina in general... Thanks.

Keep that hair short, keep things fragrant and I'll be running over the hill to knock on that door with a regularity that's almost irritatingly pleasurable.

Fauxie said:

I do not understand.

ReturnofDOOK said:

You're not inviting me to get graphic. Please don't.

What I don't get is how guys can walk around with dangly bits...

evenstar3 said:

Yeah, it is weird. They do get in the way sometimes.

i think we should all pitch in and buy dook
a walrus vagina to wear for a hat next bday

I don't know why it posted
but what i wrote was

My question is dook....how can you live day to day with a sea slug that has merely no purpose in life to be slimey and obnoxious?

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

sssss OUCH!

i love my vajayjay

you know, men get yeast infections too right?

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

LMAO!!!

ThreadCula said:

EWW!! !!!

women are blessed with a magic button..Rub it long enough, they climax...

evenstar3 said:

I know. I always trip over mine.

I've asked this question before too - why can't men have a penis-doctor like women have vagina-doctors? It's not fair.

ReturnofDOOK said:

are you looking to have a doctor stick his finger/hand into your peepee and fiddle about?...whilst laying on your back legs up in the air?...it can't be comfortable

PurpleRein said:

I've had one stick a tiny q-tip up there and turn it. Hurt like a mother f'er!!!

ReturnofDOOK said:

owwwww

'Self Improvement'

Just before she flew off like a swan
to her wealthy parents' summer home,
Bruce's college girlfriend asked him
to improve his expertise at oral sex,
and offered him some technical advice:

Use nothing but his tonguetip
to flick the light switch in his room
on and off a hundred times a day
until he grew fluent at the nuances
of force and latitude.

Imagine him at practice every evening,
more inspired than he ever was at algebra,
beads of sweat sprouting on his brow,
thinking, thirty-seven, thirty-eight,
seeing, in the tunnel vision of his mind's eye,
the quadratic equation of her climax
yield to the logic
of his simple math.

Maybe he unscrewed
the bulb from his apartment ceiling
so that passersby would not believe
a giant firefly was pulsing
its electric abdomen in 13 B.

Maybe, as he stood
two inches from the wall,
in darkness, fogging the old plaster
with his breath, he visualized the future
as a mansion standing on the shore
that he was rowing to
with his tongue's exhausted oar.

Of course, the girlfriend dumped him:
met someone, apres-ski, who,
using nothing but his nose
could identify the vintage of a Cabernet.

Sometimes we are asked
to get good at something we have
no talent for,
or we excel at something we will never
have the opportunity to prove.

Often we ask ourselves
to make absolute sense
out of what just happens,
and in this way, what we are practicing

is suffering,
which everybody practices,
but strangely few of us
grow graceful in.

The climaxes of suffering are complex,
costly, beautiful, but secret.
Bruce never played the light switch again.

So the avenues we walk down,
full of bodies wearing faces,
are full of hidden talent:
enough to make pianos moan,
sidewalks split,
streetlights deliriously flicker.

-- Tony Hoagland

DOOK you are a SEXIST PIG. Do U like to FIGHT? ARE U GAY and ANTI VAGINA or WHAT? What is your PROBLEM CAUSE VAGINA's are BETTER than DICK ANY DAY and PRETTIER ALSO! You should B so LUCKY! We are BEAUTIFUL and WOMAN ARE BEAUTIFUL! What is so GORGEOUS about a DICK? HUH???? Come On NOW!!!! GET BENT DOOK! GET BENT!!!!!

Zelaira said:

Exactly!!!!

Girl, you SIMPLY have not said ENOUGH!!!
You need to ELABORATE, becuase it NEEDS to be HEARD!!!!!

If a VAGINA is CLEAN and you are GROOMED it is BEAUTIFUL. Even an UNTRIMMED PENIS is DIRTY.... Being CLEAN and NOT having Smells or Diseases is where it is at. HERPES is GROSS! Go 2 a DOCTOR 4 any LUMP, BUMP OR DISCHARGE.....BE VERY CLEAN DOWN THERE! NOBODY wants a DRIP or a DISEASE! USE CONDOMS and PILLS and DOUBLE BACKUP! PROTECT YOURSELF! Be PREPARED ALWAYS!!!!!

Zelaira said:

I'm putting that shit in my profile.

It's so TRUE! I am like this HONG KONG POLICE OFFICER! VERY STRICT!!!!!

Zelaira said:

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evenstar3 said:

We get by because if you don't wear underwear the feeling of those bits slapping against our thighs is really comforting and very self-encouraging. "Hi, I'm a man, I have a penis and I know you want it inside you." Kinda feeling.
[Edited 4/17/06 5:42am]

Why do I think your lady friend is having her time of the month?

Spookymuffin said: