This is one of the worse cases of Orangeitis I've seen, she looks very....erm...orange.


and so does she:

Bleh. Not pretty

susannah said:

and these Susannah...



Jordan! The Queen of Orange!

LleeLlee said:

Im all for fake tan but you have to draw the line somewhere! And look at Jordan's feet! That girl needs a few lessons

susannah said:

I like tans too, but not the ones that turn out like this! She forgot to do her feet

A wall of le orange, Gavin Henson (on the right) is a major player in the "celebrity glow" stakes. (Although he is quite cute so I could forgive his orangeness.)




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I'm no fan of Victoria Beckham but her tan looks good here:

i don't tan.

i don't understand why people can't just be their normal color. If you get out in the sun a bit and get a tan, then great. goody for you. but there is no reason to be spraying, painting, or frying yourself just to look "tan".

okay, i'm done.

XxAxX said:

I imagine your feathers keep the sun out.

LleeLlee said:

and sometimes i'll use a bumbershoot

JasmineFire said:

It makes you look rich and more celebrityish.


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XxAxX said:

whats a bumbershoot?

LleeLlee said:

an umbrella.

JasmineFire said:

oh okay, I thought it had something to do with bumbers and shoots, I was confused.

LleeLlee said:

An umbrella is a device used to keep rain off a person. They can be made by stretching a fabric or other material over a wire frame. Umbrellas carried by hand are now usually used as rain shields, although their first use was for shielding from the sun; however, as tans became more sociably acceptable, this usage declined.

An umbrella made for protection from the sun, is called a parasol. These are often meant to be fixed to one point and often used with patio tables or other outdoor furniture, or on the beach for shelter from the sun.

The word "umbrella" is from the Latin word "umbra" for shade or shadow.

"Brolly" is a slang word for umbrella, used often in Britain; "bumbershoot" is another.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella

XxAxX said:

so what's a bambaclat

XxAxX said:

i use my umbrella to protect me from the sun and my windbreaker to protect me from the rain. It's too hot here for a slicker.

JasmineFire said:

what's a slicker and is it orange?

i just dont get why people go thru all the fuss to tan...
if you absoulutely need to, go sit in the sun!
these tanning salons and the works are fucking stupid!
i think it's funny that dark women @ one time, and still, aren't found attractive, yet the lighter women are always looking to get darker
and then they only end up orange in the end

the whole situation is fucked up...

Savour said:

a slicker is a heavy raincoat and it can be orange. however, if i ever own a slicker again, i would want it to be purple as i am a nun of the purple order.

JasmineFire said:

does that mean you would be wearing nothing underneath it
except a pair of high heels and some perfume

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Y'all who are assuming people can just go out in the sun instead of faking it obviously live somewhere sunnier than me, and all the people in the pictures! there IS NO sun here in Britain for 11 months of the year! and when there is its certainly not powerful enough to tan you, or warm enough to strip. pale illumious skin, in most people's opinion, looks better with a slight tan, healthier. We have to get it from somewhere!

does this count?...she's a train wreck, but yum. I'd do her with Jersey's dick

PurpleRein said:

Shes not that orange...but whats happening with her tummy?!

PurpleRein said:

The mother of all Orange Celebs...


ANTM's Jay Manuel

npgmaverick said:

ewwww!!

SammiJ said:

Sammi, your avatar is toooo distracting. Yum