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How to make a cucumber sandwich Buy large cucumber. Insert large cucumber into two slices of soft bread. Chew lovingly.
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nice plate | |
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don't forget to cut off the crust.  | |
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charlottegelin said: nice plate
Isn't it though? Cucumbers bring out the beauty in everything. | |
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Anx said: don't forget to cut off the crust.
off the cucumber? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Anx said: don't forget to cut off the crust.
Let us not use the words "cut off" when discussing the sacred cucumber. | |
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bkw said: Anx said: don't forget to cut off the crust.
off the cucumber? Eeww!!!  | |
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Want to mess with the fabric of the universe? Put pickles on a cucumber sandwich.
Sometimes it hurts how deep I am. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Want to mess with the fabric of the universe? Put pickles on a cucumber sandwich.
Sometimes it hurts how deep I am. Even worse... A pickle & a cucumber in a bun. That kind of DP action will literally tear a new one into the universe's fabric, right dere.... | |
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CaptainChaos said: Buy large cucumber. Insert large cucumber into two slices of soft bread. Chew lovingly.
 ...Is that flavored cream cheese, or herb mayonnaise, or infused butter on that?!?!
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SHANNA said: CaptainChaos said: Buy large cucumber. Insert large cucumber into two slices of soft bread. Chew lovingly.
...Is that flavored cream cheese, or herb mayonnaise, or infused butter on that?!?!
Pretty sure it's marshmellow paste. | |
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Let's see someone start a thread this exciting about a tomato. Or a radish. Or a kumquat.
Actually, kumquats are pretty funny... | |
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CaptainChaos said: SHANNA said: ...Is that flavored cream cheese, or herb mayonnaise, or infused butter on that?!?!
Pretty sure it's marshmellow paste. You should see a doctor!! | |
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