good grief i used to get so full of naughty id thought somedays id explode!

I was voted in my class as being the most shy. I wasn't up to doing stuff like that.

i once ketchuped up a piece of wood in wood shop and pretended that the table saw cut off my arm


i got suspended for that

you had a classroom democracy whereupon youd vote who was the shyest-what if for a laugh they had they votest the least shyest as the shyest-nah dont believe you.

i believe you were shy

are you still shy?

my best friend and I were the BIGGEST CLOWNS in the school. No lie.

jerseykrs said:

liar!

jonylawson said:

At the end of grade-school, me and the others in my class all voted for a bunch of different categories in which I won the shyest person. I won this distinction in my senior year of high school during a similar voting deal as well.

I'm not as shy anymore. College life changed me.

on what grounds were you suspended/using ketchup-you had your education interupted due to thaat-nah dont believe you.

i believe you did that ketchup prank

i was kicked off the football team twice for naughtyness-banned from going to germany AND belguim for naughtyness

expelled from my class NOT school

i had to sit on my own/next to the teacher throughout four years of junior school(i enjoyed having my own desk!)

the only person to get kicked off the duke of edinburgh scheme-due to naughtyness(and having a lass in me tent!!)

oooooh flippin loads and loads-tho i loved school!

heheh i had a wee naughty spell as a casual as well!

shausler said:

you caught me.

I was a good kid after kindergarden.

But in kindergarden I locked my teacher out of the room once becuase she ended recess.

Imago said:

You rebel.

I was voted Most Annoyingly Analytical...

And Cutest Ass.

one night i threw a brick through the artroom window and at the time i was with [b]THE HEAD GIRL!!!-i thought it was a hoot-she was in shock i think!

bit like west side story!

jonylawson said:

i feel really bad about it in retrospect

it was 8th grade april fools day actually

i filled a number 10 can with ketchup from a pump container in the cafeteria

one friend was in on it he was stationed next to mr frangella on the other side of the room the teacher was widdling

i turned on the table saw

crouched down and slopped up the wood with the ketchup

i rolled up my sleaves

i then gave my friend the signal

he said

"oh my god mr frangella oh my good"

when he looked at me i had both arms up and screamed

it was a friggin hoot lol

i like this thread-its making me smile -in a naughty way of course!

i once popped an eight inch prosthetic penis down my pants and flashed at the dinner ladies-she screamed



i got bollocked for that and had a letter sent home with

the words

after i was taken in the office and bollocked my head of house mrs darnell came up to me in secret and said she thought it was hilarious but had to be seen to bollock me!!!!!

I'm a teacher's pet

My detention essays got published in the school paper hehehe

I had a dream bout you jonylawson the other night..

what happened in said dream???

I was a good kid.

So good in fact, that when I started to rebel late in my high school years even when I should've gotten in trouble I was able to talk my way out of it. I could do no wrong.

jonylawson said:

You were famous and played on stage with Prince, and when I said hello, you iggied me..

But you looked dead sexy..

sounds canny!

what exactly was my role in this newly vamped NPG?

jonylawson said:

Bass.. I think..

NICE ONE

howay jony play that muthafuckin bass!!!!

-I likey the smiley!!!

and yeah, i was kinda naughty at school.. just not baddddd

i was evil.

not anymore.

I never did anything wrong except that one time in the chapel

I was the kid that was in the back asleep, cleanning my nails, picking at my cloths, or daydreaming.

charlottegelin said: