One time I got so drunk that I brought three girls home that my friend and I just met that night.

His wife wasn't too happy about that though.

One time I got so drunk that I couldn't drive home. So I let my friend drive my car, while I passed out in the passenger seat. The cops pulled him over for speeding, asked if anyone had been drinking. I blurted out "No sir officer! None of us have been drinking, we're all underage!"

After looking at the car registration, he asks my friend why he's driving MY car.

I then exclaimed "Because I'm way too drunk to drive officer!"

He laughed and let us go.

My friend was drunk too though.

jerseykrs said:

One time I got so drunk at Pleasure Island in Disney World that my ex wife and I couldn't find our car in the parking lot. So we did what anyone would have done in that situation. Found a nice secluded area and had relations and then fell asleep. We found our car in the morning when the parking lot was empty and an employee told us we had to leave!

jerseykrs said:

Dude you sure know how to treat the ladies

One time I got so drunk that I got into a fight and got my ass kicked. The funny thing was at the time, the punches weren't hurting at all and I was saying to myself in my head "Wow, I'm positive my face is going to hurt in the morning"

mdiver said:

Oh, we were married, you're allowed to act like whores then.

I got so drunk at my bachelor party that I thought it would be a good idea to call my fiance FROM the strip club.

jerseykrs said:

jerseykrs said:

dude, i think from that point on your marriage was DOOMED!

why is it that all of these make me think of "this one time at band camp . . . "

One time I got so drunk at a club, I told the girl I was talking to

"I'll be right back, I have to go throw up now, don't leave."

I did, came back, and said

"So, do you want to make out now?"


She just looked at me like I was crazy.

fantasyislander said:

What? You put a flute in your pussy too.....

Ella and I got SO drunk at the beach and we insulted each other all night long.

mdiver said:

fantasyislander said:

Got any pictures?

fantasyislander said:

one time my daughter's father got so drunk i finally said "just go to sleep louie"

One time I got so drunk I thought it would be ok if I tried to pet the mounted cop's horse.

That didn't go over well with him or the horse.

mdiver said:

fantasyislander said:

Yeah yeah

I told you I could run out of posts on this thread.....

mdiver said:

does video count?

fantasyislander said:

gmail me!!!

The only time I've ever been REALLY drunk -- like, having difficulty walking drunk -- I put Britney Spears' "Toxic" video on repeat and watched it for prolly 45 minutes ('till I passed out). It just seemed BRILLIANT.

saintsation said:

Thats Timbaland, and yes, I would have no problem fucking him

SeattleInvasion said:

OH MY GOD!! I forgot you and I are closet Britney Fans.....


M

*Threw up in the bushes and then fell into them.

*Got pulled over and told the officer that my father was a "top in compton".

*Woke up in a puddle of mud.

*Fell off stairs backwards and hit my head on the tire of a car.

*Got tea bagged.

*Got "antiqued"

*Did lawn jobs on the lawns of people I didn't like in highschool.

*Had a three some.

*Pulled down my pants for pictures (on many occassions)



God there are so many more I just don't want to share them all here!!1

CarrieLee said:

I kept the bad ones to myself also!!!!1

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

SeattleInvasion said: