jerseykrs said:

go on! share some!

I repeatedly flashed a large group of frat boys...

it could take me a week to finish that sentence!

TMBGITW said:

I would sober

paisleypark4 said:

hey, ur back. Did u go out and get some absinthe? Abierman likes it. I like it too.
[Edited 3/18/06 20:00pm]

TMPletz said:

Me neither.
Some friends tried to get me drunk about 12 years ago...but I nursed those drinks LOVELY. Never actually got DRUNK. (although I did gain my love for Long Island Iced Teas!)

I guess that I'm just too much of a also!

PurpleJedi said:

My too. Never been drunk.

thesexofit said:

so very confuzed

paisleypark4 said:

One time I got so drunk that I started posting pictures of myself all over a message board.

jerseykrs said:

one time i got so drunk i looked at them.

Tapped on a guys belt buckle and asked his package what time it was. Thank God for sober friends or I would have went home with him to find out. Drinking sucks.

... I took way to many valum, went out walking with a guy I knew, was spotted by a guy that had a problem with me, was jumpped and too wasted to defend myself, and thus ended up in the hospital with a split lip.

I've done a lot of dumb stuff drunk, but nothing I regret.

...I blacked out and was told later that I was testifying at Gay Pride along with this drag queen. I also almost threw up in my boyfriend's BMW. He pulled over and had me throw up outside. He took me to his house and put me to bed. My dad called me and my boyfriend told him that I had tooo much to drink but that he was taking good care of me. I then got on the phone and told him something about a yellow truck and started laughing. My dad was a little worried about me.

M

Had sex with some broad off of this site. Repeatedly . . . . . . Thank God that won't happen again!

woke up with black imprints of boots on my stomach and my back.
called up my friend, who noticed the same on her clothes and
was able to tell me that before she passed out herself, she had
rolled me off the street where i lay, about to be hit by some
taxi.

apparently we lay on the sidewalk for a few hours, passed out,
while people just walked over us lol.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Biting lip sooooo hard

As far as i go.....got sooo drunk i ended up copping off with 2 bridesmaids (sisters)in the back room at a wedding with their father on the other side of a wall.

i woke up laying in the bathtub with cold water from the shower raining on me and blood pouring from my forehead.

ok, I'll tell one (of the many) stories...

One time I got so drunk when I got home I decided to take a bath and when I got in the tub I realized I still had my shirt on.

...that I went on my mom's computer and looked at porn. Then threw up on her nice rug. Then went to sleep w/o cleaning it up. Did I mention I didn't properly shut down the computer? So, she had a couple surprises when she woke up. Best line from my mom re: the porn site I left it on--"I don't think it was illegal."
[Edited 3/19/06 6:08am]

u2prnce said:

sound like you've got a cool mom!

"One time I got SO DRUNK I....."


realized that it was something i didnt want to continue to do to myself

so i put my foot forward on a new and different path

IstenSzek said:

Yup, very cool. In so many ways.

mdiver said:

mdiver said:

Harder!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Its been a while since i heard you say that

...layed down behind a parking site with my face right in the cold and wet leaves, throwing up. Nothing particularly nice, but nothing that would make me quit drinking altogether. I'm not drunk often anyway.

Oh, and just recently in a small club I entered the wrong toilet rooms. The girl after me asked if I sat down at least.

i wish i had some crazy story to tell but i don't really drink. a few beers and thats it. kind of afraid of what will happen if i did get drunk like that! i wanna stay on my square! lol