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I may have run out of things to say Don't be alarmed but I think I have run out of insightful or amusing things to say about hookers, pornography, my former best friend Admiral, and my gigantic penis. I think the Captain is spent.
Let me make sure. Yep, there's Fonzie in the leather jacket getting reading to jump the shark. Here we go. Heeeeeyyyyy!  | |
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this thread = 1/2  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: this thread = 1/2
Your standards are dropping mate!  | |
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mdiver said: superspaceboy said: this thread = 1/2
Your standards are dropping mate! I know...but it IS the captain. Gotta recognize! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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some people say they put salt in aquafina to make you thirsty for more. do you think that's true? i mean, go ahead and make a joke about how you lob some of your salty manspice into every batch - i'm sure you could word that comeback better than i could right now - but do you think it's true? salty bottled water? is it true? | |
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this is your best thread yet, cap'n Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Anx said: some people say they put salt in aquafina to make you thirsty for more. do you think that's true? i mean, go ahead and make a joke about how you lob some of your salty manspice into every batch - i'm sure you could word that comeback better than i could right now - but do you think it's true? salty bottled water? is it true?
it's not true. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Anx said: some people say they put salt in aquafina to make you thirsty for more. do you think that's true? i mean, go ahead and make a joke about how you lob some of your salty manspice into every batch - i'm sure you could word that comeback better than i could right now - but do you think it's true? salty bottled water? is it true?
it's not true. so...will there ever be a market for bottled saltwater?  | |
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how about baby names? you haven't done a thread about baby names yet  | |
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superspaceboy said: this thread = 1/2
How the hell did I get the half a star?! I'm dried up. There's nothing left. I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER!!! | |
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cborgman said:
this is your best thread yet, cap'n My best is behind me. I think it might be time to move to Florida and retire. Where do retired Orgers go? Do they just fade away? | |
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XxAxX said: how about baby names? you haven't done a thread about baby names yet
I'm working on an exciting "potato chips that look like celebrities" thread. [Edited 3/14/06 15:16pm] | |
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CaptainChaos said: cborgman said:
this is your best thread yet, cap'n My best is behind me. I think it might be time to move to Florida and retire. Where do retired Orgers go? Do they just fade away? you could always sign up to become a moderator!  | |
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CaptainChaos said: XxAxX said: how about baby names? you haven't done a thread about baby names yet
I'm working on an exciting "potato chips that look like celebrities" thread. [Edited 3/14/06 15:16pm] is was this one time that i...oh, never mind | |
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CaptainChaos said: XxAxX said: how about baby names? you haven't done a thread about baby names yet
I'm working on an exciting "potato chips that look like celebrities" thread. [Edited 3/14/06 15:16pm] I see much failure in that thread...even before it gets started. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: CaptainChaos said: I'm working on an exciting "potato chips that look like celebrities" thread. [Edited 3/14/06 15:16pm] I see much failure in that thread...even before it gets started. How about celebs that look like potatoes? | |
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CaptainChaos said: superspaceboy said: I see much failure in that thread...even before it gets started. How about celebs that look like potatoes? How about celebs that look like charactures of their younger selfs No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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You know, I don't do nearly enough threads on hot girl-girl loving. I think I may make every thread I do from now on a lesbian appreciation thread.
Lesbians, the Captain salutes you! | |
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