HamsterHuey said:

CarrieMpls said:

Hums MORE than a woman...

Made one for me (name's Miguel):

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Miguel!

1. It is bad luck to walk under Miguel.
2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Miguel.
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Miguel.
4. If Miguel was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
5. When Miguel is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
6. Banging your head against Miguel uses 150 calories an hour.
7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Miguel and water.
8. Miguel can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Miguel.
10. You should always store Miguel in an airtight container in the fridge.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Phil!

1) It's bad luck to whistle near Phil. He sits on yer head if you do.
2) The average duration of sexual intercourse for Phil is two minutes. And he snores after.
3) Some birds use Phil to orientate themselves during migration. As do whales.
4) Abraham Lincoln, who invented Phil, was the only US president ever granted a patent. Phil was invented. That explains alot.
5) Phil can live for up to a week without a head! I am sure they mean two decades.
6) Snow White's coffin was made of Phil. This is a bit bizarre.
7) The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Phil. Phil is kewl like that. Hard as a rock.
8) Until the 1960s, Phil was not allowed to enter Disneyland. And they still regret letting him enter.
9) It is bad luck to walk under Phil. But hopping is no problem. Lotsa shadeunder Phil.
10) It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Phil. A whole lotta Phil.

HamsterHuey said:

Byron said:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mdiver!

1) Mdiver can use only about ten percent of his brain. On a good day.
2) Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Mdiver! Such a romantic.
3) All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Mdiver! I have photo proof of that. He did a Julia Spice.
4) Mdiver can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time! Which explains nr 9 of the previous post about Phil
5) Mdiver can be very poisonous if injected intravenously. Aren't we all?
6) Mdiver, from the movie of the same name, had green blood. Creepy movie. I am sure he is related to Kermit The Frog.
7) Mdiver will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory. It was rather embarrassing during the London Invasion, to be honest.
8) Mdiver was declared extinct in 1902. Nothing can beat a good diver, it seems
9) Mdiver is the largest of Saturn's moons! A good orbit, mate!
10) A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Mdiver can not. It's kinda telling. Say 'ook', baby.

Sweeny79 said:

Didn't know I knew all that about you, did ya...

And btw, #2 is most definitely true...lol
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Byron said:

That's true!

Byron said:

yeah I guess it is.

#3 is pure crap though.

althom said:

Buy me another VB....

HamsterHuey said:

hey! you did him already!




but this one is my favorite!! Mdiver will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fantasyislander!

1. Fantasyislander never said 'Play it again, Sam'. nope. that is a common misconception.
2. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear fantasyislander had to pay a special fantasyislander tax! i'm very expensive.
3. Fantasyislander can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
4. The opposite sides of fantasyislander always add up to seven. it's true.
5. Fantasyislander was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
6. You can tell if fantasyislander has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are fantasyislander.
8. Fantasyislander is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that fantasyislander is near! stop warning them!
10. Fantasyislander was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. you can never prove it.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about charlottegelin!

1. Charlottegelin was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of charlottegelin.
3. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of charlottegelin!
4. Charlottegelin can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
5. Antarctica is the only continent without charlottegelin!
6. Charlottegelin is the sacred animal of Thailand. I knew it!
7. You should always store charlottegelin in an airtight container in the fridge!
8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than charlottegelin, and 400 times smaller!
9. Over half of Americans are officially charlottegelin.
10. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat charlottegelin, though it may feel uncomfortable!