1) California is the biggest exporter of Ocean in the world!
2) Finding Ocean on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
3) Ocean can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
4) When provoked, Ocean will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
5) Ocean kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
6) Ocean is the world's largest rodent!
7) All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Ocean!
8) Ocean is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
9) Early thermometers were filled with Ocean instead of mercury!
10) Ocean has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

I can vouch for #4...

http://thesurrealist.co.u...n&gender=f

(stole this idea from the Prince M&M forum..lol)

10 little known facts about Sweeny79:

1) Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Sweeny79.
2) Contrary to popular belief, Sweeny79 is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
3) More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Sweeny79.
4) There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Sweeny79, though it may feel uncomfortable.
5) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Sweeny79.
6) A thimbleful of Sweeny79 would weigh over 100 million tons.
7) It took Sweeny79 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
8) If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Sweeny79.
9) Research indicates that Sweeny79 will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
10) Lightning strikes Sweeny79 over seven times every hour.

10 little known facts about Spats:

1) A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Spats.
2) Spats has 118 ridges around the edge.
3) Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Spats.
4) A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Spats!
5) Spats is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
6) The average duration of sexual intercourse for Spats is two minutes!
7) Spats can smell some things up to six miles away.
8) Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Spats.
9) In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Spats.
10) About one tenth of Spats is permanently covered in ice!

I knew it!!...
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10 little known facts about Samaar:

1) Until the 1960s, Samaar was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
2) All shrimp are born as Samaar, but gradually mature into females.
3) The fingerprints of Samaar are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
4) Czar Paul I banished Samaar to Siberia for marching out of step.
5) Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Samaar supply.
5) Samaar can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
7) It is bad luck to walk under Samaar!
8) It's bad luck to whistle near Samaar.
9) Astronauts get taller when they are in Samaar.
10) Samaar can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!

1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Missmad.
2. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Missmad had to pay a special Missmad tax!
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Missmad.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Missmad!
5. If you cut Missmad in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
6. Missmad can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
7. Missmad can taste with her feet.
8. Missmad is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Missmad.
10. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Missmad is near.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mihad!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Mihad had to pay a special Mihad tax.
2. Mihad can be seen from space!
3. Astronauts get taller when they are in Mihad.
4. Czar Paul I banished Mihad to Siberia for marching out of step.
5. The difference between Mihad and a village is that Mihad does not have a church!
6. Mihad is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
7. If you lace Mihad from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
8. US gold coins used to say 'In Mihad we trust'.
9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mihad'.
10. All shrimp are born as Mihad, but gradually mature into females.
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10 little known facts about Petra:

1) Petra can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
2) The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Petra.
3) Petraolatry is the mindless worship of Petra!
4) Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Petra has 7.
5) It's bad luck to put Petra on a bed.
6) The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Petra!
7) Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Petra.
8) Early thermometers were filled with Petra instead of mercury!
9) Grapes explode if you put them inside Petra!
10) All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Petra!

*I knew there was a reason I liked you so much...lol

10 little known facts about Althom:

1) If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have althom for the rest of the day.
2) By tradition, a girl standing under althom cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
3) There are 336 dimples on althom.
4) Antarctica is the only continent without althom!
5) Althom is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
6) Baby swans are called althom!
7) Althom is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
8) Contrary to popular belief, althom is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
9) If you chew gum while peeling althom then it will stop you from crying.
10) The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as althom!


That last one was kinda obvious...

Byron said:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hamsters!

1) You should always store Hamsters in an airtight container in the fridge.
2) Four-fifths of the surface of Hamsters is covered in water!
3)You share your birthday with Hamsters!
4) Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Hamsters fighting underground.
5) US gold coins used to say 'In Hamsters we trust'!6) If you kiss Hamsters for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
7) A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Hamsters!
8) Hamsters can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
9) Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Hamsters is near!
10)Hamsters is the largest of Saturn's moons.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Byron!

1) Devoid of his cells and proteins, Byron has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
2) There are six towns named Byron in the United States!
3) Byron cannot swim!
4) It took Byron 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
5) Byron will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music. All true.
6) Contrary to popular belief, Byron is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
7) The word 'samba' means 'to rub Byron'!
8) 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Byron! This I believe.
9) Apples are covered with a thin layer of Byron! EWWWWW
10) Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Byron.

See my signature...

It RAWKS!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Huey!

1) Huey is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
2) 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Huey. TRUE
3) If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Huey for the rest of the day! Over for coffee n croissants!
4) Huey can be seen from space! I am overweight, but no reason to get insulting...
5) Huey does not have toes.
6) Huey can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
7) The risk of being struck by Huey is one occurence every 9,300 years. I only go sky diving without parachutes once every 9.3000 years, so that is correct.
8) The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Huey state'.
9) Huey can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period! Three ft is maybe much, but I can manage at least eight inches, when provided with the proper stimulae.
10) It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Huey. Everything resolves around Huey. Really.


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Byron said:

I misread this as Stevie Wonders of the world

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lleena!

1.If you toss Lleena 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more .like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
2.Lleena can sleep for three and a half years.
3.Lleena can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
4.The only Englishman to become Lleena was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Lleena from 1154 to 1159.
5.Some birds use Lleena to orientate themselves during migration.
6.Lleena is the sacred animal of Thailand!
7.It took Lleena 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
8.All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Lleena!
9.Lleena has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
10.Worldwide, Lleena is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!

Byron said:

HamsterHuey said:

Byron said:

Well, it DOES...

Byron said:

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about AnckSuNamun!

1. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and AnckSuNamun are all berries.
2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of AnckSuNamun.
3. You can tell if AnckSuNamun has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and AnckSuNamun.
5. If AnckSuNamun was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
6. Over 2000 people have now climbed AnckSuNamun, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
7. You share your birthday with AnckSuNamun!
8. You should always open AnckSuNamun at least an hour before drinking her.
9. AnckSuNamun can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long. Please.....no org notes
10. AnckSuNamun is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.

Byron said:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Threadcula!

1. In her entire life, Threadcula will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Threadcula and compline!
3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Threadcula.
4. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Threadcula.
5. If you lace Threadcula from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
6. Threadcula can sleep with one eye open. (only when there are cookies in the kitchen)
7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Threadcula every year.
8. Ostriches stick their heads in Threadcula not to hide but to look for water!
9. You share your birthday with Threadcula.
10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Threadcula'. oh my!!!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dansa!

1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Dansa is 10:1.
2. Half a cup of Dansa contains only seventeen calories!
3. Native Americans never actually ate Dansa; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
4. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Dansa with his left foot. (and it hurt too, the fucker...)
5. A thimbleful of Dansa would weigh over 100 million tons.
6. In Japan, Dansa can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
7. Dansa is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
8. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Dansa is blue.
9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Dansa!
10. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Dansa.

Byron said:

do me do me

nakedpianoplayer said:

whisper that again!!!

The first Carrie was made in 1853, and had no pedals! I should hope not!
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Carrie'.
If Carrie was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
To check whether Carrie is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Carrie will sink, and fresh Carrie will float! I always float.
There are six towns named Carrie in the United States.
Carrie is 1500 years older than the pyramids. Am not!
Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Carrie! At least they know I'm not much for beer...
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Carrie.
Half a cup of Carrie contains only seventeen calories. But still awfully sweet!
Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Carrie in a day.

1. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Natisse Head.
2. Olympic badminton rules say that Natisse must have exactly fourteen feathers.
3. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Natisse.
4. In Chinese, the sound 'Natisse' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Natisse.
6. Finding Natisse on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Natisse.
8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Natisse!
9. Natisse was named after Natisse the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Natisse supply.

mdiver said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Eating Dansa...

I am sure they mean sumthing else, hun.