Okay..I've been talking to this guy named Doug for a couple days and he invited me over to his parent's house to watch a movie. He wants me to watch this movie called "Seat Filler" with Kelly Rowland in it. I should've told him I do NOT do romantic comedies. They are SO fucking generic, boring, and stupid. I'd rather play boardgames and drink milkshakes. Anyway, we are SO alike it's fucking scary...and he likes Prince. He's the FIRST guy I ever talked to that liked Prince too. I hope he knows that if we start going out that it's gonna be a 3 man relationship. He's one of those white guys that love black guys. Why? I don't know. I can't stand them. Must be that dumb ass myth. I hope not. He better have food because I've been sick all week and my throat was sore so I hardly ate shit. And my stomach is sounding like a baby t-rex...omg...baby t-rex neckbone sammitches. I think this is gonna be my first bf ya'll. Org exclusive, ya'll heard it here first. We haven't met though, we've only talked and exchanged pics so I don't know how the chemisty is gonna be between us. If it's anything like me and Justyn, then I'm SO keeping this bitch.

and the other news...
Remember the HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT bisexual waiter I told you guys I had a crush on? HE ASKED ME OUT LAST NIGHT. WHY LORD. WHY. I swear the timing in my life is just the shittiest of the shits. First he was making all this small talk, and i'm saying under my breath "okay muthafucker you CAN go home now." Then he leaned in and sniffed me. Then he said "So what are you up to tonight? I was wondering if you'd like to hang out or something." and I was like "oh...my..GOD!!?!?!" WHY didn't he say this to me 3 days ago? WHY!?!? and I said "I'm kinda going on a date tonight." and he was just like "eh-oohh..okay." and just walked the fuck out. What am I gonna do with myself. Anyway, I'm going to bed. I've been at work all night and haven't slept at all yet. So i'm outers and I'll give you guys an update later on this evening.

Wow! two mens

feast or famine

Oh yeah...have fun & good luck


forgot something edit
[Edited 3/3/06 6:13am]

why you griping for? you lucky as hell, savior. betta get all that booty...twice.

lucky bastard.

I need ya'll to stop being so miserable!!! Goodness!! I'm gonna wear my blue Pepsi '85 shirt and matching Chucks, boot cut jeans, and my rainbow belt. I don't even know what' i'm doing with the circus on the top of my head.

no, wait. I'm wearing my shredded jeans with a black studded belt and grey shirt with knives all over it.

I am sorry, I thought you were a lesbian..

Have fun

You keep going you gonna have your own little personal herem....



oh the days of my playin.....how I miss them....

sag10 said:

I'm a mansbian

why do ugly people get all the sex?

Well good luck tonight!! Be yourself and not try to be someone else. I am the king of relaionships and keeping them going if you ever need advise.

abierman said:

Who said anything about sex? I have a date. There will be no sex.

DynamicSavior said:

oh man, admit it....you want get into his pants!!!

abierman said:

Not on the first date. All gay men aren't promiscuous.

DynamicSavior said:

Yeah whateva, but anyway, org note me the details and i have my lotion ready when i read

DynamicSavior said:

mansbian

have fun!!

Dude, you need to give up celebacy and start putting out!
Gay men will dump you so fast if ass is not involved!

UPDATE!!!
Okay, first I'll start off with the good stuff. First off, I lied. We never exchanged pictures. He saw pictures of me, but he just told me what he looked like. So he's staying at a friend of the family's house who's supposedly real butch(a man) and homophobic. So he kept asking me if I was comfortable there and wanted to know if I could get home because he didn't want anything to happen
The house was WAY out in the damn country. But it didn't matter. So I get there and when he opened the door, I heard angels sing. He's just the cutest fucking thing EVER..and *GASP* he looks like Corey. So he 109827309472130947203947209481730482304219384 sexy points for that. We were out in the middle of nowhere, neither of us were familiar with the area, and it's cold as FUCK outside. So we stayed in and watched t.v. I don't watch t.v. but considering the circumstances. We sat on the couch and chit chatted. We were both tired, cold, and hungry. That will NEVER happen again. We were both deadish. I'll say this though, we DEFINITELY had chemistry. It's a good thing he stayed on the other side of the couch because I would've ate his ass up. Speaking of ass....OMG... i'm gonna bury my head in that. I didn't expect it to be so rumpalicious, with him being a white guy and all. But WHHOOO Lord. I stared at it every time he got up. We're definitely gonna meet up again. So all in all, I had fun.


Bad News:
Damn..let me try to remember...His phone. He would not put that shit down. His bitches kept calling him and texting him and shit. I mean like in the middle of our conversations and such. And one of them called all scared and shit because she invited this guy that's stalking her to her house...
He has TOO MANY GIRL FRIENDS. If we do start going out, I can see them just being a big hassle. Because they tell each other EVERYTHING....
He likes Hilary Duff. There will be none of that. We watched the disney channel for an hour and a half then I couldn't take anymore.

There was more good than bad thank God. So I'm definitely gonna see him again. And i'm gonna hit that. Eventually. I'm tired as fuck, my fingers are cold, good night.

that's great news and don't whine abt his g/f

you can't have it all you know

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I'm not the jealous type, but I'd rather have him have girl friends then a bunch of fem gay guys. They're WORSE than females. And they're all black girls too. Oy. I hope i'm not stepping knee deep in shit with this boy. As long as they don't interfere with us, then I'm fine. I don't care what they do together. But he's the sweetest thing ever. I can't wait to see him again.

DynamicSavior said:

remember what I told you abt the cell

DynamicSavior said:

Thats all, no going out anywhere nothing!!! Well did you all kiss or even set an appointment up for another date!! If he has a lot of girlfriends calling that is good!! At least they are not you know what!!! Well whatever you do if you two go t othe movies do not go see ultraviolet or he will dump you for poor taste and he will slap the hell out of you for wasting his time!!

where's my girl?

Man I'm jealous of yo ass! Get yours DS!
[Edited 3/6/06 9:06am]

saintsation said:

oh lord. He's not from around here, the person who's house he's staying at is a bit hobophonic, so we weren't gonna try anything in there, we were out in the middle of the go*damn country, and it was fucking 19 degrees outside, plus we were both tired as hell. So we just "chilled". But yeah we made an "appointment" to go out again. His b-day is at the end of this month and next time I talk to him i'm gonna ask him if he wants anything. Well, that is IF I talk to him. We haven't spoken since Friday.

I want a shake too.

but you know what? he's one of those white guys that are infatuated with black men. Maybe i'm "not black enough" for him. Oy Vey.