I was at the strip club the other day and got a few dances from this spicy latina from Peru. I got $60 worth of lap dances from her and we talked about common stuff in about 45min. During the last dance, she took my cell phone and put her number in it and said she wanted me to call her to hook up outside of the strip club. I haven't called her yet cause I know that strip club ho's can bring a lot of drama. At the same time she was a beauty, easily an 8 / 10.

Anyone else been in a similar situation? What would you do fellas?

not sure what the 'fellas' would do... but, i would sure as shit watch what youre doing theres some nasty ass strippers out there.... and you dont have a clue how many guys shes done this with

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

Well the old me would have said go buy some Trojans,call that hot mama, and get it on bang a gong seven ways to Sunday. The "new and improved" Captain says to invite her over for a game of bridge, try to get her to reform her stripper ways, and ask her to marry you so that you can make an honest women of her.

I briefly dated an ex-stripper. We're still friends.

Here's some advice for my Maxim-reading, Kid Rock-listening, Abercrombie & Fitch-wearing preppie brethern: WHEN THE STRIPPER TALKS TO YOU AND SMILES AT YOU...IT DOES NOT MEAN SHE LIKES YOU!!! GOT IT?????

It cracks me up how many idiot men try to be all charming and flirty with strippers and then having the gall to think that she's buying it--It's her JOB to be nice to you.

...and I wonder why I never get invited to the poker games!

Case said:

It'd be funny if it wasn't even her number.

Case said:

This applies to every other man who doesn't fit this profile as well.

There's one born every minute but under the working girl is a person and that person sometimes (generalizations, not every single one) has major fucking isssues. Be prepared to have the cash it takes to hang with a person who's world is about cash.

On the other hand, partying with a bunch of strippers at a concert or out bar hopping is as close to feeling like a rock star as it gets and having a good time, in my experiences, just happens.

I hooked up with an ex stripper and it was fun.

yes!, if you dont want her number give it to me

Been there, done that. Short-term fun at best.

Much too much...



...at the time.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

MOST GUYS HAVE AT LEAST ONE STRIPPER IN THEIR PAST
PRINCE USED TO PROFESSIONALLY DATE STIPPERS LETS SEE
CAT GLOVER -STIPPER
HUM- VANITY (NO WAIT SHE JUST DID A COUPLE OF PORN MOVIES)
CARMEN E WAS A GO-GO DANCER AT GLAM SLAM (CLOSE ENOUGH)
WAIT WASN'T MAYTE A DANCER AT GLAM SLAM TOO.
WAIT THERE'S HUM LET IT GO....

To the original question: no.

"I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)"
(feat. Mike Jones)

[Intro]

Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!

[Verse 1]

Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper

[Chorus x2]

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
I'm N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm N Luv with a stripper

[Verse 2 (T-Pain)]
Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down I see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
Yea yea yea
Did I forget to mention
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper

[Verse 3 (Mike Jones)]
She's every man's dream
She's God's gift to Earth
Women they love 'em too
That's what you call a women's worth
See I love all the strippers
Because they show me love
They know I never pay as free whenever I hit the club
But I can't even lie
The girls are here so fly
She slidin' up and down that pole got me mesmerized
Mike Jones don't ever trick
But god damn she thick
I can't lie, I must admit
I'm in love with a stripper

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 4]

She can pop it she can lock it
Teddy Penderass down I'm bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She don't know what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper

[Chorus x4]


I swear they put anything out these days

did she explicitly say it would be a freebie? She's probabbly looking for more "work"

queen627 said:

I'm friends with one that has sat at prince's table at a Jam of the Year afterparty in Austin, Texas.... and don't even get ask me about how many girls I know that Morris Hayes hit on. He kept calling one of my good friends while on that tour way back when.

.

Got some home girls who were some bonified strippas.

They used the cash to start their Limou Business in Miami.

I would be careful running up in a strippa you don't know.

Jumping without a parachute...

Busting a nut over nothing...huh?

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ufoclub said:

Well we strippers are people too. Some of us are down-to-earth, nice, people with normal lives who are just trying to make a living...


but unfortuantly most are coked out weridos with their priorities all out of whack.

Just be careful who you choose to hang around.

I'm friends with two dancers who are fun to hang with and joke around with. And then I know this couple (m & F) who are go go dancers at a club.

Krystal666 said:

ufoclub said:

Yeah I met alot of cool people who are remarkably normal and really nice when I started dancing.