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A Letter To Tide Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used Tide all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. | |
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One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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dont get it. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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LOLOLOL | |
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Tide said: I don't post at the Org. Try the Formula 409 message board. | |
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lol!! good one funky
true story my aunt won a car and a years worth of gas (and a bunch of tide) in the 1950's for writing a story about how it got all of her babies nappys nice and white | |
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funkpill said: Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used Tide all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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specifically, outdoor fresh tide with bleach. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: specifically, outdoor fresh tide with bleach.
So clean even Luminol doesn't work on it. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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minneapolisgenius said: sinisterpentatonic said: specifically, outdoor fresh tide with bleach.
So clean even Luminol doesn't work on it. Luminol! Makes me wanna tune into Court TV for some... | |
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seriously though. who keeps the murder clothes around after the job's done? please. and btw, fire erases so much more than Tide. | |
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XxAxX said: seriously though. who keeps the murder clothes around after the job's done? please. and btw, fire erases so much more than Tide.
Care to share? | |
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XxAxX said: seriously though. who keeps the murder clothes around after the job's done? please. and btw, fire erases so much more than Tide.
Well, sometimes it does anyway. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: minneapolisgenius said: So clean even Luminol doesn't work on it. Luminol! Makes me wanna tune into Court TV for some... Yet another one of my favorite shows. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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