that dude is sooooo gonna kick your ass the next time he sees you.
This is why you need to fly me there so I can defend my ...erm..turf. | |
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oh my god! Once I had a conversation with a total music elitist at a house party of mine. He knew I was a Prince fan but had the audacity to quiz me on various albums, trying to see how much I really knew. Come on, motherfucker. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Great story, Isten!
I hope you don't run into him again! Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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So which one were you - Krystal or Alexis? Good on you. My wannabe-music snob mate does that. If HE likes it, it's amazing; if HE doesn't like it, it's shit. No in-between. Bore off. Anyway, good story. | |
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IstenSzek said: AsianBomb777 said: i had a dream about you a few days ago. you made a clone of yourself. you freeze-dried it and powdered it. then you sent it to me via air-mail and as it arrived at my house, all i had to do was add water and presto: my very own Dan, to use and abuse at will. i think i stained the sheets a bit too Add WATER? For best result use Chanito. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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When girls throw drinks in my face I try to open my mouth as wide as possible. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: When girls throw drinks in my face I try to open my mouth as wide as possible.
How wide can you open it? | |
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AsianBomb777 said: bkw said: When girls throw drinks in my face I try to open my mouth as wide as possible.
How wide can you open it? LMFAO!!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Natsume said: oh my god! Once I had a conversation with a total music elitist at a house party of mine. He knew I was a Prince fan but had the audacity to quiz me on various albums, trying to see how much I really knew. Come on, motherfucker.
We have an aquaintance who is like that too, who kept saying Prince had no talent (like what, compared to yourself? ) what a LOSER! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: bkw said: When girls throw drinks in my face I try to open my mouth as wide as possible.
How wide can you open it? there you go again. and to think i was about to give myself over to you and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: HELLO. what fucking planet are you on you big ol' pumpkin head mf? I love that can i use that please!!!! | |
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oldpurple said: IstenSzek said: HELLO. what fucking planet are you on you big ol' pumpkin head mf? I love that can i use that please!!!! feel free to use it! spread the love and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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aw man why can't people just get stoned and take off their clothes and love each other and be beautiful? It's like we learned on the train...TOMORROW NEVER HAPPENS, MAN. | |
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Janis said: aw man why can't people just get stoned and take off their clothes and love each other and be beautiful?
because this ain't the 60's no more, Janis! Now go buy me a Mercedes Benz, damn it! | |
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abierman said: Janis said: aw man why can't people just get stoned and take off their clothes and love each other and be beautiful?
because this ain't the 60's no more, Janis! Now go buy me a Mercedes Benz, damn it! make sure she doesn't throw up in it and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I always wanted to throw a drink in someone's face. | |
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HELL YES!!!!
OMG! You were SO Alexis Carrington! I'm so proud of you! Btw, what did you tell him in Dutch? (If it was "Screw you, Krystle" I will just DIE!) | |
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abierman said: Janis said: aw man why can't people just get stoned and take off their clothes and love each other and be beautiful?
because this ain't the 60's no more, Janis! Now go buy me a Mercedes Benz, damn it! you are harshing my stone, breadhead! It's like we learned on the train...TOMORROW NEVER HAPPENS, MAN. | |
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IstenSzek said: AsianBomb777 said: How wide can you open it? there you go again. and to think i was about to give myself over to you I somehow sense that if you were telling that to me in my face, it would be soaking wet. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: IstenSzek said: there you go again. and to think i was about to give myself over to you I somehow sense that if you were telling that to me in my face, it would be soaking wet. that joke had already expired, Dan..... | |
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abierman said: AsianBomb777 said: I somehow sense that if you were telling that to me in my face, it would be soaking wet. that joke had already expired, Dan..... ppffffft. trendy Eurotrash types. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: abierman said: that joke had already expired, Dan..... ppffffft. trendy Eurotrash types. don't say you don't love 'em..... | |
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Next time, slowly pour the drink over his head. It's more dramatic and ballsy, and also more considerate to innocent bystanders LOL | |
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"hier achterlijke sukkel"
Is that kinda like the english version of fuck off asshole??? heh I would of done the same thing, except add insult to injury and dot him square in the right eye. | |
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