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What Are You Listening To (Mick & Byron Thread Whore Edition) Billy Jack Bitch
Billy Jack Bitch Billy Jack, Billy Jack Bitch! What if I called U silly names Just like the ones that U call me? What if I filled your eyes with tears So many that U cannot see? Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really cry? (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really try? (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever wonder why? (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch What if I told U that U're worth Only half of what U be? Would U come forth and tell no lies? Would U come forth and talk 2 me? Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really cry? (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really try? (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever wonder why? (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy Jack Bitch What distortion could U let your pen forget 2day? What misfortune left your heart so broken U only say Words intended 2 belittle or dismay? What if I say U lie? Billy Jack Bitch (Well) Open letters aren't the only things that open wounds Long hard shiny rocket ships can fly U 2 the moon Whenever evil wants 2 groove Come let me fly U 2 the moon Then U can see how love will bloom Joy - it's in the dictionary See "J" Billy Jack Bitch Do U ever really cry? (Do U ever really cry Billy Jack Bitch?) Do U ever really try? (Do U ever really try Billy Jack Bitch?) Do U ever wonder why? (Do U ever wonder why Billy Jack Bitch?) Oh, Billy Jack Bitch (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy, Billy, oh yeah yeah yeah! (Do U ever really cry Billy Jack Bitch?) (Do U ever really try Billy Jack Bitch?) Cry, cry (Do U ever wonder why Billy Jack Bitch?) Try, try (Billy Jack Bitch) Billy, Billy, oh (Billy Jack Bitch) (Billy Jack, Billy Jack) (Billy Jack Bitch) Uh (Billy Jack, Billy Jack) Yeah, uh (Billy Jack, Billy Jack) (Billy Jack Bitch) Solo with that on there (Billy Jack Bitch) Please access another experience (Billy Jack Bitch) Ha ha ha ha ha Y'all some tight motherfuckers | |
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I Hate U
I never thought that U would be the one After all the things that we've been through U gave your body 2 another in the name of fun I hope U had some, baby, if not - boo hoo It's so sad but I hate U Like a day without sunshine It's so bad but I hate U Cuz U're all that's ever on my mind Honey I hate U Now every day will be a waste of time Cuz I hate U I never thought that I could feel this way 2 fall in love was a table reserved 4 fools Say U're sorry if U wanna but it's all in vain I'm out the door, sweet baby, that's right We're through It's so sad but I hate U Like a day without sunshine It's so bad but I hate U Cuz U're all that's ever on my mind Honey I hate U Now every day will be a waste of time Cuz I hate U This court is now in session Will the defendant please rise? State your name 4 the court...never mind U're being charged with one 2 many counts Of heartbreaking in the first degree I don't give a damn about the others my main concern is U and me Your honor, may I call 2 the stand My one and only witness? A girl that knows damn well She didn't have no damn business I know what U did, how U did it and who U did it with So U might as well plead guilty Cuz U sure can't plead the fifth Now raise your right hand Do U swear 2 tell the whole truth Not the half truth like U used 2, so help U God? Nod your head one time if U hear me If U don't, I'll have 2 use the rod Anything 2 make U see, that uh, U're gonna miss me Yeah, U're gonna miss me If it pleases the court I'd like 2 have the defendant Place her hands behind her back So I can tie her up tight and get into the act The act of showing her how good it used 2 be I want it 2 be so good she falls back into love with me Close your eyes I'm gonna cover your ass with this sheet And I want U 2 pump your hips like U used 2 And baby, U better stay on the beat Did U do 2 your other men The same things that U did 2 me? Right now I hate U so much I wanna make love until U see That it's killin' me baby 2 be without U Cuz all I ever wanted 2 do was 2 be with U I hate U because I love U But I can't love U because I hate U... | |
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althom said: Is this another message thread?
...Leave a message for Ocean here. | |
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Byron said: althom said: Is this another message thread?
...Leave a message for Ocean here. Ok tart!!! | |
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For Ocean:
Gold There's a mountain and it's mighty high U cannot see the top unless U fly And there's a molehill of proven ground There ain't no where 2 go if U hang around Everybody wants 2 sell what's already been sold Everybody wants 2 tell what's already been told What's the use of money if U ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire there is cold All that glitters ain't gold All that glitters ain't gold, mmm There's an ocean of despair There are people livin' there They're unhappy each and every day But hell is not fashion so what U tryin' 2 say? Everybody wants 2 sell what's already been sold Everybody wants 2 tell what's already been told What's the use of money if U ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire there is cold All that glitters ain't gold, no no All that glitters ain't gold, no no There's a lady, 99 years old If she led a good life, heaven takes her soul Now that's a theory and if U don't wanna know Step aside and make a way 4 those who want 2 go Everybody wants 2 sell what's already been sold Everybody wants 2 tell what's already been told What's the use of bein' young if U ain't gonna get old? Even at the center of fire there is cold All that glitters (glitters) ain't gold, no no no no no All that glitters ain't gold Alright All that glitters, All that glitters, All that glitters...ain't gold Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Gold, gold, gold All that glitters ain't gold, gold, gold All that glitters ain't gold, gold, gold (Na na na na na na na) All that glitters ain't gold, gold, gold (Na na na na na na na) All that glitters ain't gold, oh Oh yeah 1 2.. 1 2 3, let's go! (Na na na na na na na) U are now an official member of the New Power Generation Welcome 2 The Dawn All that glitters ain't gold (Gold) | |
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Moderator | I'm not listening to anything right now but I heard The Humpty Dance before and it's been stuck in my head all day.
All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance {Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. {Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. {Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! {Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: I'm not listening to anything right now but I heard The Humpty Dance before and it's been stuck in my head all day.
I'll take credit for that... | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: I'm not listening to anything right now but I heard The Humpty Dance before and it's been stuck in my head all day.
I'll take credit for that... You called Dunkin Donuts and had them play that song around 2:00pm today? How'd you know I was gonna be there? If you wanted it stuck in my head why not just leave the recording on my voicemail? Or repeatedly text me the lyrics and keep asking " Are you singing along yet? Well are you?" How about now"? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Byron said: I'll take credit for that... You called Dunkin Donuts and had them play that song around 2:00pm today? How'd you know I was gonna be there? If you wanted it stuck in my head why not just leave the recording on my voicemail? Or repeatedly text me the lyrics and keep asking " Are you singing along yet? Well are you?" How about now"? I'm not tellin'... | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: You called Dunkin Donuts and had them play that song around 2:00pm today? How'd you know I was gonna be there? If you wanted it stuck in my head why not just leave the recording on my voicemail? Or repeatedly text me the lyrics and keep asking " Are you singing along yet? Well are you?" How about now"? I'm not tellin'... In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Horny Pony
Ahhh, yes. New dance commercial take 1 Ahhh, yes. There ya go, there ya go Horny people, gather here Horny people, gather here Horny people, gather here, We have somethin' to put in all your ears We got a new dance, for the next 8 years I'm talking about the dance that every parent fears the most It's the sex dance, it's the new dance, And it's rockin' from coast-2-coast... I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about the horny pony, y'all Come on. there ya go, there ya go. horny pony Girl-friend, look at this dance prince is doin' now. Is he weird or what? Sing. (horny pony... ow ow ow) Now that's too freaky! In the years of the war, we don't want 2 know You're buckin' that body like u really go For the hip stuff, H and to the I and to the p It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy. U want it in your hip, u want it in your thigh It's the dance that conservatives really most despise 'cuz it's the sex dance, it's the new dance, And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man It's the horny pony, y'all There ya go. Turn around. Chicken grease in the house. Chicken grease? I don't know! that's it... I gotta run. And u can run all the way 2 barcelona, But u can't hide, the horny pony get ya gonna. Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it, Put on a record, wrapped it up, and then I sold it. Horny people gather here, Horny people gather here, for the next 8 years, We got a new dance - it's the horny pony. Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words! Sing. (horny pony... ow ow ow) Girl... uh-uh... nope! Did ya come 2 party now? (yeah-yeah) Do ya really wanna now? (yeah-yeah) If you're horny let me know (yeah-yeah) A pony til ya boogie now (yeah-yeah) So how am I supposed to do this dance? How do you do that dance!? ! I can't do that... I'm a lady. (sister please!) I can't do that! Listen to me while I show u how 2 do it. Just like a virgin, u got 2 ease into it. Movin' your legs from left to right, Your arms up high like an eagle in flight. Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree. Jack-be-nimble - whew - you're doin' it, see! The horny pony, y'all. there ya go, there ya go. It's the horny pony. Can you believe this? oh my gawd, this guy... Oh, he's just...he's just so weird. oh my goodness! Would you look at this? I just... I just cannot believe. Girl, uh-uh... nope! (horny pony... ow ow ow) Did you come here alone? Uhh - yeah. why? Well guess who you're goin' home with? Huh? (a laugh) Ugh! that's nasty! Yeah... | |
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My life is brilliant.
My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man. But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'Cause I've got a plan. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. Yeah, she caught my eye, As we walked on by. She could see from my face that I was, Flying high, And I don't think that I'll see her again, But we shared a moment that will last till the end. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you. | |
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One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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Moderator | Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughing loud so all the little people stare Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Drop a name) What happened to the dreams of a girl president She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Break it down now) Disease's growing, it's epidemic I'm scared that there ain't a cure The world believes it and I'm going crazy I cannot take any more I'm so glad that I'll never fit in That will never be me Outcasts and girls with ambition That's what I wanna see Disasters all around World despaired Their only concern Will they **** up my hair Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl [Interlude] Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories That was so not sexy, no Good one, can I borrow that? [Vomits] I WILL BE SKINNY (Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing) (I like this, like this, like this) Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Unwritten
I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined I'm just beginning, The pen's in my hand, ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten Oh, oh, oh I break tradition, Sometimes my tries are outside the lines We've been conditioned to not make mistakes, But I can't live that way Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten The rest is still unwritten The rest is still unwritten Oh, yeah, yeah | |
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Moderator | Damn you. Damn you to Hell.
Now that cutsie song is in my head. Back in Black I hit the sack I been too long I'm glad to be back Yes, I'm dead loose from the noose that's kept me hanging around. I'm just, uh, livin' on the side 'cause it's gettin' me high, forget the hearse cause I never die. I got nine lives, cat's eyes, each and evry one of them is wondrin why, cause I'm back! Yes, I'm back! Mama, I'm Back! Yes, I'm back! Well, I'm back, back. Well, I'm back in black, yes I'm back in black! Ow! Back in the thing, I drive a Cadillac, mama, one with a bullit, I'm a power pack. Yes, I'm in a band, with a gang, they've got to catch me if they want me to hang, cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin the fox, nobody's gonna get me on another rap. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way cause I'm back! Yes, I'm back! Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back! Well, I'm back, back. Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black. (solo) Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back! Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back! Well, I'm back, back. Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black. (solo) Well, I'm back, back, Back, back, back, back, Back in black, yes, I'm back in black. (solo & fade) In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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I'm Finding It Harder To Be A Gentleman
Well I'm finding it harder to be a gentleman every day all the manner that I've been taught have slowly died away but if I held the door open for you It would make your day You think that I care about me and only me when every little girl needs help climbing up a tree well I know it don't take much to satisfy me Maybe it's whatever's in my mind that's distracting me but if i could find emotion to stimulate devotion well then you'd see Well I'm finding it hard to say that I need you twenty times a day I feel comfortable so baby why don't you feel the same? have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is sane Well I never said I wouldn't Throw my jacket in the mud for you but my father gave it to me so maybe I should carry you then you said "You almost dropped me" so then I did and I got mud on my shoes | |
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Moderator | if you get bored hon. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: if you get bored hon. | |
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Sweeny79 said: if you get bored hon. Thanks... | |
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Be Without You
~Mary J. Blige I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you (Oh, oh, oh, oh) I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you (Oh, oh, oh, oh) Oooo (oh, oh, oh, oh) oooo Chemistry was crazy from the get-go Neither one of us knew why We didn't build nothing overnight Cuz a love like this takes some time People swore it off as a phase Said we can't see that Now from top to bottom They see that we did that It's so true that We've been through it We got real sh** See baby we been... Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby) And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby) Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby I got a question for ya See I already know the answer But still I wanna ask you Would you lie? (no) Make me cry? (no) Do somethin' behind my back and then try to cover it up? Well, neither would I, baby My love is only your love I'll be faithful I'm for real And with us you'll always know the deal We've been... Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby) And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby) Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby See this is real talk I'm always stay (no matter what) Good or bad (thick and thin) Right or wrong (all day everyday) Now if you're down on love or don't believe This ain't for you (no, this ain't for you) And if you got it deep in your heart And deep down you know that it's true (come on, come on, come on) Well, let me see you put your hands up (hands up) Fellas tell your lady she's the one (fellas tell your lady she's the one, oh) Put your hands up (hands up) Ladies let him know he's got your love Look him right in his eyes and tell him We've been... Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby) And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby) Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby Heeeeey Ohhhhh Heeeeey Ohhhhh I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you | |
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I am listening to the sound of the filter/running water in the fish tank
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I am listening to the Jack Johnson CURIOUS GEORGE soundtrack | |
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Mach said: see
That right there needs to be a postcard! Lovely. Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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There's some Dolly Parton song playing on the PA system right now. I have no clue what it is. Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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Coming From The Top - Thievery Corporation
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With or without you U2 | |
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mdiver said: With or without you U2
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