Billy Jack Bitch

Billy Jack Bitch
Billy Jack, Billy Jack
Bitch!

What if I called U silly names
Just like the ones that U call me?
What if I filled your eyes with tears
So many that U cannot see?

Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really cry? (Billy Jack Bitch)
Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really try? (Billy Jack Bitch)
Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever wonder why? (Billy Jack Bitch)
Billy Jack Bitch (Billy Jack Bitch)

Billy Jack Bitch

What if I told U that U're worth
Only half of what U be?
Would U come forth and tell no lies?
Would U come forth and talk 2 me?

Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really cry? (Billy Jack Bitch)
Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever really try? (Billy Jack Bitch)
Billy Jack Bitch - Do U ever wonder why? (Billy Jack Bitch)
Billy Jack Bitch (Billy Jack Bitch)

Billy Jack Bitch

What distortion could U let your pen forget 2day?
What misfortune left your heart so broken U only say
Words intended 2 belittle or dismay?
What if I say U lie?
Billy Jack Bitch (Well)

Open letters aren't the only things that open wounds
Long hard shiny rocket ships can fly U 2 the moon

Whenever evil wants 2 groove
Come let me fly U 2 the moon
Then U can see how love will bloom
Joy - it's in the dictionary
See "J" Billy Jack Bitch

Do U ever really cry? (Do U ever really cry Billy Jack Bitch?)
Do U ever really try? (Do U ever really try Billy Jack Bitch?)
Do U ever wonder why? (Do U ever wonder why Billy Jack Bitch?)
Oh, Billy Jack Bitch (Billy Jack Bitch)
Billy, Billy, oh yeah yeah yeah!

(Do U ever really cry Billy Jack Bitch?)
(Do U ever really try Billy Jack Bitch?) Cry, cry
(Do U ever wonder why Billy Jack Bitch?) Try, try
(Billy Jack Bitch) Billy, Billy, oh

(Billy Jack Bitch)
(Billy Jack, Billy Jack)
(Billy Jack Bitch)

Uh
(Billy Jack, Billy Jack)
Yeah, uh
(Billy Jack, Billy Jack)
(Billy Jack Bitch)
Solo with that on there

(Billy Jack Bitch)

Please access another experience

(Billy Jack Bitch)

Ha ha ha ha ha
Y'all some tight motherfuckers

I Hate U

I never thought that U would be the one
After all the things that we've been through
U gave your body 2 another in the name of fun
I hope U had some, baby, if not - boo hoo

It's so sad but I hate U
Like a day without sunshine
It's so bad but I hate U
Cuz U're all that's ever on my mind

Honey I hate U
Now every day will be a waste of time
Cuz I hate U

I never thought that I could feel this way
2 fall in love was a table reserved 4 fools
Say U're sorry if U wanna but it's all in vain
I'm out the door, sweet baby, that's right
We're through

It's so sad but I hate U
Like a day without sunshine
It's so bad but I hate U
Cuz U're all that's ever on my mind

Honey I hate U
Now every day will be a waste of time
Cuz I hate U


This court is now in session
Will the defendant please rise?
State your name 4 the court...never mind
U're being charged with one 2 many counts
Of heartbreaking in the first degree
I don't give a damn about the others
my main concern is U and me


Your honor, may I call 2 the stand
My one and only witness?
A girl that knows damn well
She didn't have no damn business
I know what U did, how U did it and who U did it with
So U might as well plead guilty
Cuz U sure can't plead the fifth

Now raise your right hand
Do U swear 2 tell the whole truth
Not the half truth like U used 2, so help U God?
Nod your head one time if U hear me
If U don't, I'll have 2 use the rod
Anything 2 make U see, that uh, U're gonna miss me
Yeah, U're gonna miss me


If it pleases the court
I'd like 2 have the defendant
Place her hands behind her back
So I can tie her up tight and get into the act
The act of showing her how good it used 2 be
I want it 2 be so good she falls back into love with me

Close your eyes
I'm gonna cover your ass with this sheet
And I want U 2 pump your hips like U used 2
And baby, U better stay on the beat


Did U do 2 your other men
The same things that U did 2 me?
Right now I hate U so much I wanna make love until U see
That it's killin' me baby 2 be without U
Cuz all I ever wanted 2 do was 2 be with U

I hate U because I love U
But I can't love U because I hate U...

Is this another message thread?

althom said:

...Leave a message for Ocean here.

Byron said:

Ok tart!!!

For Ocean:

Gold


There's a mountain and it's mighty high
U cannot see the top unless U fly
And there's a molehill of proven ground
There ain't no where 2 go if U hang around

Everybody wants 2 sell what's already been sold
Everybody wants 2 tell what's already been told
What's the use of money if U ain't gonna break the mold?
Even at the center of fire there is cold
All that glitters ain't gold
All that glitters ain't gold, mmm

There's an ocean of despair
There are people livin' there
They're unhappy each and every day
But hell is not fashion so what U tryin' 2 say?

Everybody wants 2 sell what's already been sold
Everybody wants 2 tell what's already been told
What's the use of money if U ain't gonna break the mold?
Even at the center of fire there is cold
All that glitters ain't gold, no no
All that glitters ain't gold, no no

There's a lady, 99 years old
If she led a good life, heaven takes her soul
Now that's a theory and if U don't wanna know
Step aside and make a way 4 those who want 2 go

Everybody wants 2 sell what's already been sold
Everybody wants 2 tell what's already been told
What's the use of bein' young if U ain't gonna get old?
Even at the center of fire there is cold
All that glitters (glitters) ain't gold, no no no no no
All that glitters ain't gold
Alright

All that glitters,
All that glitters,
All that glitters...ain't gold

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Gold, gold, gold

All that glitters ain't gold, gold, gold
All that glitters ain't gold, gold, gold (Na na na na na na na)
All that glitters ain't gold, gold, gold (Na na na na na na na)
All that glitters ain't gold, oh
Oh yeah
1 2.. 1 2 3, let's go!

(Na na na na na na na)

U are now an official member of the New Power Generation
Welcome 2 The Dawn

All that glitters ain't gold (Gold)

I'm not listening to anything right now but I heard The Humpty Dance before and it's been stuck in my head all day.

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

Sweeny79 said:

I'll take credit for that...

Byron said:

You called Dunkin Donuts and had them play that song around 2:00pm today?
How'd you know I was gonna be there?
If you wanted it stuck in my head why not just leave the recording on my voicemail? Or repeatedly text me the lyrics and keep asking " Are you singing along yet? Well are you?" How about now"?

Sweeny79 said:

I'm not tellin'...

Byron said:

Horny Pony


Ahhh, yes.
New dance commercial take 1

Ahhh, yes.
There ya go, there ya go

Horny people, gather here
Horny people, gather here

Horny people, gather here,
We have somethin' to put in all your ears
We got a new dance, for the next 8 years
I'm talking about the dance that every parent fears the most

It's the sex dance, it's the new dance,
And it's rockin' from coast-2-coast...
I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about,
I'm talkin' about the horny pony, y'all
Come on. there ya go, there ya go. horny pony

Girl-friend, look at this dance prince is doin' now.
Is he weird or what?

Sing. (horny pony... ow ow ow)

Now that's too freaky!

In the years of the war, we don't want 2 know
You're buckin' that body like u really go
For the hip stuff,
H and to the I and to the p
It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy.

U want it in your hip, u want it in your thigh
It's the dance that conservatives really most despise
'cuz it's the sex dance, it's the new dance,
And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man
It's the horny pony, y'all

There ya go.

Turn around.
Chicken grease in the house.

Chicken grease?
I don't know!

that's it... I gotta run.

And u can run all the way 2 barcelona,
But u can't hide, the horny pony get ya gonna.
Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it,
Put on a record, wrapped it up, and then I sold it.

Horny people gather here,
Horny people gather here, for the next 8 years,
We got a new dance - it's the horny pony.

Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words!

Sing. (horny pony... ow ow ow)

Girl... uh-uh... nope!

Did ya come 2 party now? (yeah-yeah)
Do ya really wanna now? (yeah-yeah)
If you're horny let me know (yeah-yeah)
A pony til ya boogie now (yeah-yeah)

So how am I supposed to do this dance?

How do you do that dance!? !

I can't do that... I'm a lady. (sister please!)
I can't do that!

Listen to me while I show u how 2 do it.
Just like a virgin, u got 2 ease into it.
Movin' your legs from left to right,
Your arms up high like an eagle in flight.

Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
Jack-be-nimble - whew - you're doin' it, see!
The horny pony, y'all. there ya go, there ya go.

It's the horny pony.

Can you believe this? oh my gawd, this guy...
Oh, he's just...he's just so weird.
oh my goodness!
Would you look at this? I just... I just cannot believe.
Girl, uh-uh... nope!

(horny pony... ow ow ow)

Did you come here alone?

Uhh - yeah. why?

Well guess who you're goin' home with?

Huh?

(a laugh)

Ugh! that's nasty!

Yeah...

The theme song is like "funk opera"
http://www.youtube.com/wa...timeranger

Unwritten


I am unwritten,
can't read my mind, I'm undefined
I'm just beginning,
The pen's in my hand, ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in

No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Oh, oh, oh
I break tradition,
Sometimes my tries are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes,
But I can't live that way

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open

Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten

Oh, yeah, yeah

Damn you. Damn you to Hell.

Now that cutsie song is in my head.

Back in Black
I hit the sack
I been too long
I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm dead loose
from the noose that's kept me hanging around.
I'm just, uh, livin' on the side 'cause it's gettin' me high,
forget the hearse cause I never die.
I got nine lives, cat's eyes,
each and evry one of them is wondrin why,
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Mama, I'm Back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes I'm back in black! Ow!

Back in the thing,
I drive a Cadillac,
mama, one with a bullit,
I'm a power pack.
Yes, I'm in a band,
with a gang,
they've got to catch me if they want me to hang,
cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin the fox,
nobody's gonna get me on another rap.
So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread,
don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black.

(solo)

Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black.

(solo)

Well, I'm back, back,
Back, back, back, back,
Back in black, yes, I'm back in black.

(solo & fade)

I'm Finding It Harder To Be A Gentleman


Well I'm finding it harder
to be a gentleman every day
all the manner that I've been taught
have slowly died away
but if I held the door open for you
It would make your day

You think that I care
about me and only me
when every little girl needs help
climbing up a tree
well I know it don't take much
to satisfy me

Maybe it's whatever's in my mind
that's distracting me
but if i could find emotion
to stimulate devotion
well then you'd see

Well I'm finding it hard to say
that I need you twenty times a day
I feel comfortable so baby why
don't you feel the same?
have a doctor come and visit us
and tell us which one is sane

Well I never said I wouldn't
Throw my jacket in the mud for you
but my father gave it to me so
maybe I should carry you
then you said
"You almost dropped me"
so then I did
and I got mud on my shoes

if you get bored hon.

Sweeny79 said:

Sweeny79 said:

Thanks...

Be Without You
~Mary J. Blige


I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Oooo (oh, oh, oh, oh) oooo

Chemistry was crazy from the get-go
Neither one of us knew why
We didn't build nothing overnight
Cuz a love like this takes some time
People swore it off as a phase
Said we can't see that
Now from top to bottom
They see that we did that
It's so true that
We've been through it
We got real sh**
See baby we been...

Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby)
And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby)
Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel
Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it
Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby

I got a question for ya
See I already know the answer
But still I wanna ask you
Would you lie? (no)
Make me cry? (no)
Do somethin' behind my back and then try to cover it up?
Well, neither would I, baby
My love is only your love
I'll be faithful
I'm for real
And with us you'll always know the deal
We've been...

Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby)
And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby)
Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel
Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it
Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby

See this is real talk
I'm always stay (no matter what)
Good or bad (thick and thin)
Right or wrong (all day everyday)
Now if you're down on love or don't believe
This ain't for you (no, this ain't for you)
And if you got it deep in your heart
And deep down you know that it's true (come on, come on, come on)
Well, let me see you put your hands up (hands up)
Fellas tell your lady she's the one (fellas tell your lady she's the one, oh)
Put your hands up (hands up)
Ladies let him know he's got your love
Look him right in his eyes and tell him
We've been...

Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby)
And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby)
Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel
Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it
Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby

Heeeeey Ohhhhh
Heeeeey Ohhhhh

I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you

I am listening to the sound of the filter/running water in the fish tank


and watching a snow storm out the window

see

I am listening to the Jack Johnson CURIOUS GEORGE soundtrack

Mach said:

That right there needs to be a postcard! Lovely.

There's some Dolly Parton song playing on the PA system right now. I have no clue what it is.

Coming From The Top - Thievery Corporation

With or without you U2

mdiver said: