Okay, Org females, me and the Captain are giving you 10 1/2 more hours to choose either one or the both of us for your Valentine. After this time period expires, you will lose out on the chance to retain the services of the Captain and/or the Admiral for sexual and/or custodial purposes.

The clock is ticking...

custodial?

Does this mean you'll do my dishes?

CarrieMpls said:

Not sure about the Captain but I'll do dishes, windows, vacuuming, gutter clearing, whatever.

I'm not coming off as too desperate, am I?

I'll take it. My apartment can use a good cleaning.

CarrieMpls said:

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

So when and where do you want me delivered?

You know, that reminds me... I actually had a guy offer to clean my apartment for me once. He asked me out and I didn't want to be mean, so I used the old I'm-not-feeling-well excuse. He offered to bring me soup and I told him I didn't want anyone coming over cause my house was a mess. That's when he offered to come over and clean for me. At the time I found it immeasureably odd and desperate, especially since he obviously wasn't getting the hint. Now in my wise old age I can't believe I gave up some guy who wanted to clean my apartment. :lol

CarrieMpls said:

I can clean great. Learned everything from Alice on "Brady Bunch".

AdmiralDisorder said:

The bad jokes too?

CarrieMpls said:

Of course...light dusting and terrible Alice-like humor. This is what I have to offer the ladies.

Have some damn dignity, Admiral!

I'd like to apologize for my buddy here. Valentine's Day brings out the desperation in him. I'm going to slap some sense into him now.

I have told him before...we don't except custodial offers until closer to midnight. Sheesh!

Plus, weren't we going to ask chicks to apply to be our Valentine, with letters or reference and naked pictures and such?

Admiral is such an amateur. From now on, I do all the talking.

CaptainChaos said:

If it was possible to slap sense into people, wouldn't you be beaten 24/7?

littlemissG said:

Meeeeowwwcchhh...this kitten has claws!

ummm... i thought the admiral was after ummm...
more manly pursuits

why don't you crawl in my mercedes benz and give my lovin' cup a good scouring out this evening, babydaddy?

emm said:

It changes from day to day. Sometimes my friend Admiral is like a poorly formed fictional character.

I did not know willies could type!