independent and unofficial
Prince fan community
Welcome! Sign up or enter username and password to remember me
Forum jump
Forums > General Discussion > Voted Best Joke Of The Year In Australia
« Previous topic  Next topic »
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
Author

Tweet     Share

Message
Thread started 02/13/06 9:05am

funkpill

Voted Best Joke Of The Year In Australia

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's

a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."


falloff
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #1 posted 02/13/06 9:06am

Natisse

omg lol
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #2 posted 02/13/06 9:06am

Mach

eek
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #3 posted 02/13/06 9:59am

PANDURITO

avatar

lol
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #4 posted 02/13/06 10:03am

MIGUELGOMEZ

falloff falloff



M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #5 posted 02/13/06 1:10pm

althom

avatar

spit
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #6 posted 02/13/06 1:12pm

abierman

I was expecting another thread about althom..... neutral
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #7 posted 02/13/06 1:13pm

althom

avatar

abierman said:

I was expecting another thread about althom..... neutral

mad
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #8 posted 02/13/06 1:24pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

althom said:

abierman said:

I was expecting another thread about althom..... neutral

mad



Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

Althom is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's

a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #9 posted 02/13/06 1:25pm

althom

avatar

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

althom said:


mad



Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

Althom is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's

a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

SHUT YA HOLE!!!!!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #10 posted 02/13/06 1:26pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

althom said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:




Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

Althom is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's

a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

SHUT YA HOLE!!!!!



Ya know I love every robotic part of ya!!
(insert lube and grease joke here)

M
[Edited 2/13/06 13:27pm]
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #11 posted 02/13/06 1:26pm

Natisse

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

althom said:


SHUT YA HOLE!!!!!



Ya know I love every robotic part of ya!!


M


giggle
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #12 posted 02/13/06 2:47pm

Ocean

neutral
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #13 posted 02/13/06 3:28pm

bkw

avatar

falloff
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #14 posted 02/13/06 3:33pm

lilmissmissy

avatar

falloff
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #15 posted 02/13/06 3:33pm

charlottegelin

yeah that's a good one nod
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #16 posted 02/13/06 3:43pm

Ocean

mad bloody Australians
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #17 posted 02/13/06 3:46pm

Natisse

Ocean said:

mad bloody Australians


hmm

bloody kiwi's hmph!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #18 posted 02/13/06 3:47pm

Ocean

Natisse said:

Ocean said:

mad bloody Australians


hmm

bloody kiwi's hmph!

brick mr.green
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #19 posted 02/13/06 3:48pm

Natisse

Ocean said:

Natisse said:



hmm

bloody kiwi's hmph!

brick mr.green


chair

horny

batting eyes
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #20 posted 02/13/06 3:50pm

Ocean

Natisse said:

Ocean said:


brick mr.green


chair

horny

batting eyes

eek yikes u are feeling frisky lol batting eyes
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
« Previous topic  Next topic »
Forums > General Discussion > Voted Best Joke Of The Year In Australia