So I was bored and not a little inebriated last evening and, since you Orgers weren't entertaining me, I decided to watch a little TV. I had taped "Spiderbabe" which was on HBO late night and got ready for a little hot TV action. Damn if it wasn't the most boring thing I have ever seen. The plot, which was some sort of rip-off of Spiderman (I don't really know, I was fast forwarding the thing) and there were several girl on girl scenes. Unfortunately the chicks weren't doing ANYTHING to each other. They were lightly pecking, a little squeeze here, a little squeeze there, but they looked like they were having more fun trading cake recipes. Damn it, filmmakers, if you are going to have two hot chicks go at it, have them do SOMETHING!

Very disappointing. Just thought I would share.

CaptainChaos said:

Try the first 10 minutes on any x-rated satellite tv station, usually around midnight. It's a "free peek" and is enough for most men

Did you manage to fire one off anyway?

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

You see that is what the Org is about. Helpful advice.

CaptainChaos said:

My pleasure, happy hand relief!

bkw said:

You need to watch the L WORD then. I love the L WORD. Beautiful women!!!!!
Lots of soft core but very effective porn.....there I go again.....I forgot I was gay.....


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

bend over and let me remind you....

DynamicSavior said:

Ouch baby, ouch!!! Without getting too explicit, I'm more of a top right now. Sorry. I'll go there but he has to be very very special.....


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

That's okay. I'm versatility. Come on let's get explicit.

DynamicSavior said:

You don't know how horny I am. I've been involuntarily celibate for 2 years. Right now I can't tell sex from a hair cut.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/176554

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

**folds the corner down ala when Harry met Sally and thinks we'll get back to him**

DynamicSavior said:

that would explain many things.

of course soft core porn sucks, it's on tv for goodness sakes, the real shit you want in the back of a flea market on sale 2 for 20...

Cream style corn sucks too!

DynamicSavior said:

Spats????? Is that you?

sinisterpentatonic said:

I have been waiting my entire life for someone to actually agree with me on that.

I know I have strange yet low reaching goals.

ANd BTW...there is cream corn sucking at the end of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me. Apparently cream corn is symbolic of the soul. Quite creepy and makes me think cream corn is bad bad bad. It's David Lynch..go figure.

sinisterpentatonic said:

as long as you swallow before you taste, its not bad at all....

What did you EXPECT on HBO or SHOWTIME? Go rent some Movies at you or buy some at your Porn Store. Ya gotta watch HARDCORE .....The REAL STUFF is all that Matters. I don't waste my Time on KIDS STUFF.....

Zelaira said:

superspaceboy said:

Cream style corn and Mock chicken legs = Bad bad memories.

missfee said:

CaptainChaos said:

I find those movies alot sexier than hard core porn.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

The L Word is the greatest show of all time, I will grant you that.

missfee said:

Used porn!? Yeah, I have a few of those but I stopped buying them because one day I had the epiphany that these videos had been pre-jacked. And new porn is sooooo expensive. So what is a horn hound to do?

It really does

sinisterpentatonic said:

Agree completely. Tastes like dog food mixed with hurl.

Zelaira said:

I was running low on porn last night and occasionally HBO shows something where the ladies just do more than paw at each other. I am a huge Cathouse fan and liked some of the Real Sexes. I could have rented a pay-per-view but the Captain isn't paying 10 bucks for 2 minutes of entertainment. Well, at least last night I wasn't.

CaptainChaos said:

i've never tasted either, so i'll just take your word for it.