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Soft Core Porn Sucks So I was bored and not a little inebriated last evening and, since you Orgers weren't entertaining me, I decided to watch a little TV. I had taped "Spiderbabe" which was on HBO late night and got ready for a little hot TV action. Damn if it wasn't the most boring thing I have ever seen. The plot, which was some sort of rip-off of Spiderman (I don't really know, I was fast forwarding the thing) and there were several girl on girl scenes. Unfortunately the chicks weren't doing ANYTHING to each other. They were lightly pecking, a little squeeze here, a little squeeze there, but they looked like they were having more fun trading cake recipes. Damn it, filmmakers, if you are going to have two hot chicks go at it, have them do SOMETHING!
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CaptainChaos said: So I was bored and not a little inebriated last evening and, since you Orgers weren't entertaining me, I decided to watch a little TV. I had taped "Spiderbabe" which was on HBO late night and got ready for a little hot TV action. Damn if it wasn't the most boring thing I have ever seen. The plot, which was some sort of rip-off of Spiderman (I don't really know, I was fast forwarding the thing) and there were several girl on girl scenes. Unfortunately the chicks weren't doing ANYTHING to each other. They were lightly pecking, a little squeeze here, a little squeeze there, but they looked like they were having more fun trading cake recipes. Damn it, filmmakers, if you are going to have two hot chicks go at it, have them do SOMETHING!
Very disappointing. Just thought I would share. Try the first 10 minutes on any x-rated satellite tv station, usually around midnight. It's a "free peek" and is enough for most men Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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Did you manage to fire one off anyway? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: CaptainChaos said: So I was bored and not a little inebriated last evening and, since you Orgers weren't entertaining me, I decided to watch a little TV. I had taped "Spiderbabe" which was on HBO late night and got ready for a little hot TV action. Damn if it wasn't the most boring thing I have ever seen. The plot, which was some sort of rip-off of Spiderman (I don't really know, I was fast forwarding the thing) and there were several girl on girl scenes. Unfortunately the chicks weren't doing ANYTHING to each other. They were lightly pecking, a little squeeze here, a little squeeze there, but they looked like they were having more fun trading cake recipes. Damn it, filmmakers, if you are going to have two hot chicks go at it, have them do SOMETHING!
Very disappointing. Just thought I would share. Try the first 10 minutes on any x-rated satellite tv station, usually around midnight. It's a "free peek" and is enough for most men You see that is what the Org is about. Helpful advice. | |
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CaptainChaos said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Try the first 10 minutes on any x-rated satellite tv station, usually around midnight. It's a "free peek" and is enough for most men You see that is what the Org is about. Helpful advice. My pleasure, happy hand relief! Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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bkw said: Did you manage to fire one off anyway? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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You need to watch the L WORD then. I love the L WORD. Beautiful women!!!!!
Lots of soft core but very effective porn.....there I go again.....I forgot I was gay..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: You need to watch the L WORD then. I love the L WORD. Beautiful women!!!!!
Lots of soft core but very effective porn.....there I go again.....I forgot I was gay..... M bend over and let me remind you.... One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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DynamicSavior said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: You need to watch the L WORD then. I love the L WORD. Beautiful women!!!!!
Lots of soft core but very effective porn.....there I go again.....I forgot I was gay..... M bend over and let me remind you.... Ouch baby, ouch!!! Without getting too explicit, I'm more of a top right now. Sorry. I'll go there but he has to be very very special..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: DynamicSavior said: bend over and let me remind you.... Ouch baby, ouch!!! Without getting too explicit, I'm more of a top right now. Sorry. I'll go there but he has to be very very special..... M That's okay. I'm versatility. Come on let's get explicit. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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DynamicSavior said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ouch baby, ouch!!! Without getting too explicit, I'm more of a top right now. Sorry. I'll go there but he has to be very very special..... M That's okay. I'm versatility. Come on let's get explicit. You don't know how horny I am. I've been involuntarily celibate for 2 years. Right now I can't tell sex from a hair cut. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: CaptainChaos said: You see that is what the Org is about. Helpful advice. My pleasure, happy hand relief! http://www.prince.org/msg/100/176554 | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: DynamicSavior said: bend over and let me remind you.... Ouch baby, ouch!!! Without getting too explicit, I'm more of a top right now. Sorry. I'll go there but he has to be very very special..... M **folds the corner down ala when Harry met Sally and thinks we'll get back to him** Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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DynamicSavior said: DynamicSavior said: That's okay. I'm versatility. Come on let's get explicit. You don't know how horny I am. I've been involuntarily celibate for 2 years. Right now I can't tell sex from a hair cut. that would explain many things. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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of course soft core porn sucks, it's on tv for goodness sakes, the real shit you want in the back of a flea market on sale 2 for 20... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Cream style corn sucks too! | |
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DynamicSavior said: DynamicSavior said: That's okay. I'm versatility. Come on let's get explicit. You don't know how horny I am. I've been involuntarily celibate for 2 years. Right now I can't tell sex from a hair cut. Spats????? Is that you? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cream style corn sucks too!
I have been waiting my entire life for someone to actually agree with me on that. I know I have strange yet low reaching goals. ANd BTW...there is cream corn sucking at the end of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me. Apparently cream corn is symbolic of the soul. Quite creepy and makes me think cream corn is bad bad bad. It's David Lynch..go figure. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cream style corn sucks too!
as long as you swallow before you taste, its not bad at all.... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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What did you EXPECT on HBO or SHOWTIME? Go rent some Movies at you or buy some at your Porn Store. Ya gotta watch HARDCORE .....The REAL STUFF is all that Matters. I don't waste my Time on KIDS STUFF..... | |
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Zelaira said: What did you EXPECT on HBO or SHOWTIME? Go rent some Movies at you or buy some at your Porn Store. Ya gotta watch HARDCORE .....The REAL STUFF is all that Matters. I don't waste my Time on KIDS STUFF.....
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superspaceboy said: sinisterpentatonic said: Cream style corn sucks too!
I have been waiting my entire life for someone to actually agree with me on that. I know I have strange yet low reaching goals. ANd BTW...there is cream corn sucking at the end of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me. Apparently cream corn is symbolic of the soul. Quite creepy and makes me think cream corn is bad bad bad. It's David Lynch..go figure. Cream style corn and Mock chicken legs = Bad bad memories. | |
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missfee said: sinisterpentatonic said: Cream style corn sucks too!
as long as you swallow before you taste, its not bad at all.... | |
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CaptainChaos said: So I was bored and not a little inebriated last evening and, since you Orgers weren't entertaining me, I decided to watch a little TV. I had taped "Spiderbabe" which was on HBO late night and got ready for a little hot TV action. Damn if it wasn't the most boring thing I have ever seen. The plot, which was some sort of rip-off of Spiderman (I don't really know, I was fast forwarding the thing) and there were several girl on girl scenes. Unfortunately the chicks weren't doing ANYTHING to each other. They were lightly pecking, a little squeeze here, a little squeeze there, but they looked like they were having more fun trading cake recipes. Damn it, filmmakers, if you are going to have two hot chicks go at it, have them do SOMETHING!
Very disappointing. Just thought I would share. I find those movies alot sexier than hard core porn. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: You need to watch the L WORD then. I love the L WORD. Beautiful women!!!!!
Lots of soft core but very effective porn.....there I go again.....I forgot I was gay..... M The L Word is the greatest show of all time, I will grant you that. | |
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missfee said: of course soft core porn sucks, it's on tv for goodness sakes, the real shit you want in the back of a flea market on sale 2 for 20...
Used porn!? Yeah, I have a few of those but I stopped buying them because one day I had the epiphany that these videos had been pre-jacked. And new porn is sooooo expensive. So what is a horn hound to do? | |
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It really does 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cream style corn sucks too!
Agree completely. Tastes like dog food mixed with hurl. | |
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Zelaira said: What did you EXPECT on HBO or SHOWTIME? Go rent some Movies at you or buy some at your Porn Store. Ya gotta watch HARDCORE .....The REAL STUFF is all that Matters. I don't waste my Time on KIDS STUFF.....
I was running low on porn last night and occasionally HBO shows something where the ladies just do more than paw at each other. I am a huge Cathouse fan and liked some of the Real Sexes. I could have rented a pay-per-view but the Captain isn't paying 10 bucks for 2 minutes of entertainment. Well, at least last night I wasn't. | |
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CaptainChaos said: sinisterpentatonic said: Cream style corn sucks too!
Agree completely. Tastes like dog food mixed with hurl. i've never tasted either, so i'll just take your word for it. | |
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