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Tips for homosexuals when meeting straight dudes 1.Do not assume that all heteros are going to flip out if you say you’re gay. About 7% of straight guys have really open minds.
2.Do not expect them to be wearing matching socks. 3.Do not assume that the only thing that is on there mind is sex with chicks. Okay assume this. 4.Do not assume that all breeder dudes dig baseball or Nascar. 5.Do not assume that they will freak out at “Brokeback Mountain”. Some of us found it to be a stirring magical journey of love that transcended all boundries of gender and societal expectation. That damn sleeping bag scene did mess most of us up though. 6.Do not assume that all of them are getting as much nookie as the Captain. 7.Do not ask them how they “got that way” because most guys don’t even know how to match their socks much less explain the rudimentary biology behind sexual orientation. 8.Do assume that 85% of straight guys would like to talk about nothing more than two chicks getting it on. Okay 95%. 9.Do not assume all straight guys hate Barbara Streisand. Some of us think she’s great. Except for "Yentl" which all of us can pretty much agree sucked. 10.Do not assume all straight guys are as well equipped as the Captain. [Edited 1/30/06 6:54am] | |
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 @ 9 out of 10!!!
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abierman said: @ 9 out of 10!!!
yeah, that Barbara Streisand one is waaaaay off isnt it ? One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: abierman said: @ 9 out of 10!!!
yeah, that Barbara Streisand one is waaaaay off isnt it ?  .....suuuuurrrre!
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abierman said: nakedpianoplayer said: yeah, that Barbara Streisand one is waaaaay off isnt it ? .....suuuuurrrre!
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nakedpianoplayer said: abierman said: @ 9 out of 10!!!
yeah, that Barbara Streisand one is waaaaay off isnt it ?  | |
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Must be a straight guy. | |
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CaptainChaos said:
Must be a straight guy.
Hey, I know those toes..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Seriously, are there any Yentl fans out there? I mean, seriously, how could they not not that she was a chick? | |
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CaptainChaos said: 1.Do not assume that all heteros are going to flip out if you say you’re gay. About 7% of straight guys have really open minds.
2.Do not expect them to be wearing matching socks. 3.Do not assume that the only thing that is on there mind is sex with chicks. Okay assume this. 4.Do not assume that all breeder dudes dig baseball or Nascar. 5.Do not assume that they will freak out at “Brokeback Mountain”. Some of us found it to be a stirring magical journey of love that transcended all boundries of gender and societal expectation. That damn sleeping bag scene did mess most of us up though. 6.Do not assume that all of them are getting as much nookie as the Captain. 7.Do not ask them how they “got that way” because most guys don’t even know how to match their socks much less explain the rudimentary biology behind sexual orientation. 8.Do assume that 85% of straight guys would like to talk about nothing more than two chicks getting it on. Okay 95%. 9.Do not assume all straight guys hate Barbara Streisand. Some of us think she’s great. Except for "Yentl" which all of us can pretty much agree sucked. 10.Do not assume all straight guys are as well equipped as the Captain. [Edited 1/30/06 6:54am] right on. though i only thought brokeback was so/so. I'll leave it alone babe...just be me | |
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And Please! For the Love of God! Do not assume all people are bisexual and that the strate guy just hasn't met to right man yet!
Oh, and please be clear as to your meaning of "hanging out". If you mean dating, but you don't tell the strate guy, or girl, this doesn't mean you are dating because you have hung out. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Seriously, are there any Yentl fans out there? I mean, seriously, how could they not not that she was a chick?
Papa, can you hear me? HATED the movie. Vain woman. She should have used a younger actress. |
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Your Yentl remark reminded me of Kevin Kline in In & Out, having his stag party and his friends dragged out Yentl (I believe). Long time since I have seen it. |
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HamsterHuey said: Your Yentl remark reminded me of Kevin Kline in In & Out, having his stag party and his friends dragged out Yentl (I believe). Long time since I have seen it.
I'm sure that is where I ripped off my Yentl loathing but damn the movie is bad. I mean what rabbinical male student is going to have nails that luxorious? | |
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CaptainChaos said: HamsterHuey said: Your Yentl remark reminded me of Kevin Kline in In & Out, having his stag party and his friends dragged out Yentl (I believe). Long time since I have seen it.
I'm sure that is where I ripped off my Yentl loathing but damn the movie is bad. I mean what rabbinical male student is going to have nails that luxorious? You sure you ain't gay? Jeez. |
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HamsterHuey said: CaptainChaos said: I'm sure that is where I ripped off my Yentl loathing but damn the movie is bad. I mean what rabbinical male student is going to have nails that luxorious? You sure you ain't gay? Jeez. miss gurl can't spell LUXURIOUS, so she can't be THAT gay.  | |
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luxurious luxurious luxurious luxurious luxurious
The Org needs a spellchecker. [Edited 2/1/06 5:36am] | |
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CaptainChaos said: luxurious luxurious luxurious luxurious luxurious
The Org needs a spellchecker. [Edited 2/1/06 5:36am] too late. you are doomed to your heterosexuality forever. get thee to a pudenda peddler, it is your destiny. | |
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Anx said: CaptainChaos said: luxurious luxurious luxurious luxurious luxurious
The Org needs a spellchecker. [Edited 2/1/06 5:36am] too late. you are doomed to your heterosexuality forever. get thee to a pudenda peddler, it is your destiny. "Filthy hetero, stinkshit!" ..the previous quote is from a movie. It does not in any way or form reflect the mentallity of the person that posted it..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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