The Captain has a new mission. My virility and sexual credentials should not be in doubt but the proof, as Bill Cosby says, is in the pudding. I am going to have to substantiate my stud reputation with some sort of concrete, tangible evidence. If I want to be official Org stud, which I do more than anything I ever wanted in my life, than I'm going to have to show and prove.

So ladies of the Org, I have made a decision. I am going to have to sleep with every one of you. I have no choice in the matter. The very survival of the Org depends on it. So I will now take volunteers for my services and trust me, your world will be rocked. Everything that you have heard in clandestine conversations with other giggling women in tawdry ladies rooms is true. I am that damn good. So whoever wants to give it a go first, step forward and then we'll follow in an orderly manner, either by alphabetical order based on primary Org name or breast size, whichever seems more fair to all involved.

The Org needs an official stud and that official stud is I!

Oh gawd

althom's first

As you would expect, my orgnotes are blowing up!

Captain I applaud your efforts....Since my retirement and the defection of several other orgers the org is in need of "Star Power". And just a warning any and all org studs, heartthrobs and gigalos must first be groped by Gooey....

Its like a pagen ritual or something...

I think if you are going to be THE org stud you will have to engage with the men, too. It's only fair.

mrDespues said:

Yes, I guess I am depriving a whole gender by not opening up my services to all interested parties. Is it really fair for me to deprive anyone a taste of the Captain? Much thought will be given on this.

In the meantime, ladies keep those orgnotes and naked pictures coming...

Orgchicks, don't think that the Captain doesn't have some ground rules. I mean sleeping with me, getting the rocket ride to Mars, comes with some guidelines. Below are stipulations that must be signed off of (in front of a notary public) before said intercourse with your's truly:

1) The Captain (the sexer) reserves the right to order food before, during, and/or after said sexual activit(ies).

2) The Captain (the sexer) reserves the right to leave at any time during the performance if he does not feel that you (the sexee) are "bringing it".

3) The Captain (the sexer) requests that you (the sexee) keep all squeals of passion and or/ecstacy down to a moderate level as to not awaken the Captain's mother.

4) The Captain (the sexer) makes no promises as to the duration of time that said sexual activit(ies) will take place.

5) The Captain (the sexer) is under no obligation to purchase and/or serve breakfast the day following the performance.

6) The Captain (the sexer) does reserve the right to lose your (the sexee) phone number is said performance is deemed inadequate.

7) The Captain (the sexer) does reserve the right to make future "booty calls" if you (the sexee) do the Captain right.

8) The Captain (the sexer) maintains the right to tell his best friend, Admiral, about any and all sexual actviti(es) and can freely embellish.

9) The Captain (the sexer) has absolutely no problem with you (the sexee) bringing a friend as long as she is of equitable or exceeding hotness.

10) Any accounts of said sexual activiti(es) with the Captain that you (the sexee) share with your friends must include the following phrasology: "he was an animal", "he knocked my boots like they need to be rocked", and/or "that was the best sex I could ever hope to have...my whole world view has changed".
[Edited 1/27/06 22:00pm]

I'm sure that this will dramatically increase the 'entries' for the Captain's 'log'.

Org Stud Clearance is only given to guy that at least have been Org Photo Whore for at least a period of time.

So bugger off, request denied.

HamsterHuey said:

Captain there is no way you will ever topple Aksel,Herman and I so don't even try butt munch.

mdiver said:

right, let's show this mofo his place: BACK OF THE LINE!!!!!
[Edited 1/28/06 2:48am]

abierman said:

Yeah even behind 9sey and that is waaaayyyyy back

Yer not a stud just BECUZ yer a Photo Whore!



Jeeezzzzz!
You need to be judged by Gay Mafia and Lady's Club alike.

What I meant to say we can only take Captain's request into consideration after having seen pictures.

HamsterHuey said:

Daddy Socks is stalking me with naughty, dirty orgnotes, the ladies can't stop -ing over me.....jealous, Herman?? It's a hard job.....




he's like Spats, I'm sure, average looking.....no competition!

next thing you know: he'll be telling us that he doesn't know how to post pics.....

I am sensing a lack of faith on the part of the Org community. Just because I have yet to show a picture of myself or to provide any details other than the bare minimum does not mean that I am not a stone cold fox who melts the hearts of all whose eyes gaze upon me. It is because of various security reasons tied in with my job with the highest levels of government that permit me from providing the neccessary data you seek.

Now seriously, who's first on the "Captain's Log Flume"...

abierman said:

CaptainChaos said:

yeah yeah Spats, you've said it before.....you're average looking!

Are there any takers, for Org wannabe fakers?

NEXT!

Just thought I would let you know my progress so far:

Org Women Who Have Enjoyed the Carnal Company of the Captain---3

To protect the virtue and anonymity of these lovely ladies, I shall not name names. However videotapes of the escapades will be available shortly.

CaptainChaos said:

Yeah yeah

CaptainChaos said:

Heheheh

Your universe is not entirely paralel with ours, is it?

HamsterHuey said:

Well, in the Captain's world, I just bedded to be named later Org chicks 5 and 6...at the same time. DVDs on sale for $19.95.

CaptainChaos said:

Itch said:

Wouldn't three neutral faces equal some sort of non-neutrality?


Anyway, up to a baker's dozen of Org lovelies. I'm in talks for a pay-per-view special.

Okay, I'll have to apologize for a few inaccuracies in this thread. You see, I was under the impression I had bedded 13 female Orgers but I may have been mistaken. You see my friend Admiral gave me some brownies the other day and, well, it turns out that they were laced with Ecstacy. Well, under the X laden brownie influence I actually hallucinated the encounters with the Orgettes. It seems I actually just slept with the same hooker 13 times. Mustang Sally, as she is known because she looks a tad equine and got busted for horse tranquilizers a while back (the smell is just a coincidence unrelated the name), was in cahoots with Admiral and took advantage of my polluted mental state to get multiple injections of the Captain. So I apologize again and just know that Oprah will be raking me over the coals for my lies later this week.

Tom said:

Can't we just use latex safe lube, Tom?