AGCM said:

It better!

Otherwise it would be QUITE boring, with me on me knees in front of Pastor Faux...

Sinister said:

Sinister said:

um..... do we have to put actual money into the collection plate???

HamsterHuey said:

Sinister said:

that's better

XxAxX said:

We accept other means of payment...Credit Cards, TV's, Jewelry...we have a church pawn shop in the back near my office. Later on tonight I will be reading a sermon from the book of P-Funk...I hope you will be able to attend...

Praise the kitty....

P-Funk

Kitty

Mach said:

Sister Mach I look forward to seeing you at the Sermon...If you have heathen friends who don't believe in the kitty bring them...I will Preach the good word

Sinister said:

My honorable Brother Sin

all my friends are heathen






I shall bring them to hear the word of our Kitty

in Kitty's name ... blessed be

Brothers and Sistas Pastor Sin would now like to read from the book of P Funk...Could you please open your books to Chapter 12 Sir Noze Deviod of Funk and the Motor Booty affair....I will now read you some words of inspiration from George Clinton and his brothers from Chocolate City.... About a man and his cat....George enjoys felines very much...and this next passage is an insiprational tale about his love for his cat... I hope this tale will inspire the rest of my org brothers and sistas....

(adjusts mic)


I call my baby pussy
I spell it P-u-s-s-y


I call my baby pussaaay
I spell it P-u-s-s-y


Said I call my baby... good pussy
I spell it P-u-s-s-y


I'm the tomcat and you're my li'l ol' pussy...
And I'm just sittin' here, lickin' my paws
I'm the tomcat and you're my li'l ol' pussy
Why don't you scratch me on my back with your claws?

Your eyes my shine, your teeth may grit
But none of my pussy you shall not get
Put your foot on the rock....laaawwwdd!
Good god!

I don't know but I've been told
That dog's a man's best friend...
Wild and warm is my pussy
Pussy is where it's at...

I call my baby pussy
P-u-s-s-y

I call my baby pussy
I spell it P-u-s-s-y


Uninvited into my brain
Her body creeps at will
Making love unto my thoughts
That my purple mind can feel

Pussycat, pussycat is her name
I'm telling you no lie
Pussycat, pussycat is her name
Ask me again and I'll tell you why

I call my baby pussy
P-u-s-s-y

(oh lord)



this mans love for his cat has moved me to tears...Please contribute to the

collection plate on your way out...We need money for new break dancing mat....

Sinister said:

I'm in!

Zvzy said:

Welcome to the fold! My next sermon will be tommorrow...I may continue to read from the book of P Funk and spread the org gospel about Dr Funkenstein....Praise Kitty!

The church is proving to be quite lucrative, I mean, spiritually fulfilling for the community.

And to whoever put Monopoly money in the collection, forget what I said before. The old lady at my local grocery store has bad eyes so it's all good.

Sinister said:

Brother Sin, your dedication is quite remarkable. Before your arrival we relied heavily upon Powerpoint presentations and showings from the 'Classic Albums' video series downloaded from Limewire. You are an inspiration to us all.

Fauxie said:

my offering:

starkitty said:

FAUXIE!!! WE DID IT!!! Thank the kitty we have done it!! We have summoned the goddess herself....just look at that hair...that face...im having chest pain...


Hello you...I have built thread shrines in your honor...

I can't believe it...there is only one song that can describe what has just happened...



Spoke 2 me
I can't believe it, but she spoke 2 me
Close 2 me
I never thought I'd get her close 2 me

Now the moon and the sun belong 2 me
All my wildest hopes, my crazy dreams
But they seem more like reality

Fantasy
This girl fulfills my every fantasy
She must be
Specially designed by heaven just 4 me (Just 4 me)

My friends look at her, they see mystery
But I look at her and I see a masterpiece
Can it be, I mean really did she?

Spoke 2 me (Spoke 2 me)
I can't believe it, but she spoke 2 me (Speak 2 me, baby)
(Speak 2 me, baby)

Spoke 2 me
I can't believe it, but she spoke 2 me
And if she hurts me
I'll take it all with open arms U see (U think I won't?)

Cuz like a track under a subway train
She could roll all over me and I'd still be the same

Cuz 2day is the day she spoke 2 me
I can't believe it, but she spoke 2 me
Close 2 me
I never thought I'd get her close 2 me

If I'm stuck in some groovy wet dream
Don't pinch me
I don't wanna wake up
I'm diggin' the scene (I'm diggin', diggin')
Yeah, baby

It's very kind of you, Sinister. Why a church of Faux, though? The boy can barely tie his shoes.

starkitty said:

He has come a long way since you last seen him...he's brushing his own teeth now... and it's mostly for legal purposes...since he is in Thailand he can't be sued.

I do miss Froggy. Sigh. What's shakin' around this place? Besides 9's spare tire, that is.

starkitty said:

Im not sure myself I just got back a month or so ago I miss frog too...I think like you and many other old schoolers they are in lurk mode now.

starkitty said:

I miss froggy too.

if the Bible said Bubble on the front instead I would read it.

2the9s said:

haha. Hey, honey. How's daddyhood?

So are you planning on making an org comeback? The org needs you....when I say org I mean me....

No, no comeback in the works. It takes a lot out of me to thoroughly enjoy a messageboard; I give as much as I expect to get. I have neither the time nor desire to give here anymore. I don't know. I feel like I have to have a personal connection and I suppose that time has passed.

I'm here now and then.

starkitty said:

Well if you ever feel like frequenting another message board, night club, or church going take me with you!

starkitty said:

Arrrrghhhhh! Pleasure... pain... pleasure....

Fauxie said:

It's absolutely delicious isn't it I have been passing in and out of consciousness for the last hour...