One day a friend and I was at an Ice Cream Parlour this woman came in and she ordered a Lemon Ice....Then she goes Oh My God I Got My Lemon Ice....I don't Need No Man I Got My Lemon Ice..My friend and I Dropped Dead Cracking Up....Then here ya go on the bus here where I live this Drunk Woman was going...Shut Up..My Man likes me Drunk...I was like WEIRDO ALERT....

Back in my college days when I worked at McDonald's, I had a woman ordering a sundae in the drive through, then she paused and asked me if I had nuts.

My response: "I sure do!"
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Mine was a Maccas story too!!

I was sitting and eating my McFeast and overhead a little boy in the booth behind me say:
"Look mum! It's a human chip!"
"That's nice" she replied.
I could not see them because of a pot plant but for years I have been wondering what the human chip was

Zelaira said:

you know, that alarm goes off here at the org.

"I think I love you"

there's this guy i work with that laughs like scooby-doo. anytime he's laughing, i am too.

My sister when she was very little was at a school event and asked my dad why the woman in front of us had a moustache and he didna't understand her so he said, "What did you say" and she said very loudly so everyone could hear "why does that woman have a moustache".