When my lil bro was about 4, we were in my dads car, going to school and he asked, *Daddy, what is SEX?*

My dad was like What can I say??? and I was like, omg how embarrasing - I was only a teen..

But he answered quite plainly, *Its what posh people put their coal in*

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My niece told me a couple of months ago *Auntie Nicole, when I grow up, if I dont marry a prince I am gonna marry you*

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My lil bro also asked me what a virgin was once.. I was babysitting him and his friend.. I didnt know what to say, so when my older brother came in the room, I told him to ask him. My older brother told him, *A virgin is someone who wears white socks!*

I bet my lil bro is totally confused now.

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Once in the garden my niece looked up in the sky and saw a telegraph post, and the phone wire going across the road, and asked me, whose washing line was that.



Have you any others to add?
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speaking of virgin..



I was in the 6th grade, there were 4 of us playing handball. The subject of a "virgin" came up and they were making fun of them.

I had NO IDEA what a virgin was or was'nt.
So, I said "I'm not a virgin"

The girls looked at me and said, "you are so a virgin". I was so insulted I felt so left out.
I kept insisting I was not a virgin. Just to fit in


Once I found out what a virgin was, I looked to that day with much ---> .. and was so glad THEY knew I was really one.

My parents are foster parenting 5 of my cousin's kids recently rescued from their shithole abusive father. Anyway, last Christmas was their first ever. They were so excited, so I went home to visit. My cousin said, "How does Santa Claus get in your house?" My mom said through the chimney. He said, "What if you don't have a chimney?" My mom said people leave the door open for him. My little cousin got quiet. Then he goes, "That's a good time to rob people."

My sister has twin boys, one with a kidney disease, so he is used to peeing in cups, even before he was toilet trained!

But sometimes it just shows that bribing kids to pee is bad. When my sister asked for some pee for tests he did not want to. Until she tried to bribe him with some candy... he went to his potty. Me and my sister were in the kitchen when I heard some giggling.

I looked around the corner and found my two nephews pouring apple juice into the cup! LoL

I am so glad we found that one out! That would have been ONE strange test result!

When my youngest sister was around 2 she came running to me with arms outstretched yelling "I'm scary". She meant to say "I'm scared"

My sister is much younger than my brother and I (when she was born I was 14 and my brother 21).

She was 4 when she stared at all of us and said : Virginie is living in Israel (I was), the brother is going to get married soon, so when dad and mum are going to die, everything here will be mine !!! She looked so happy...

My brother was mad, I was rofl, and both mouthes of my parents stayed wide open for a while...

Of course she can't remember that and wouldn't be proud of it today...

I have a few of them, but they're difficult to explain. Translation problems.

When I was seven years old, I thought 'neuken' (= to fuck) was the same as 'to limp'.

So I would go around the house, limping, and tell my mum, look mum, 'Ik ben aan het neuken' (= I am fucking).

MarieLouise said:

!!!!!