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My friend Admiral has invited me on a cruise My best pal Admiral has just given me this great offer. It seems he has an extra ticket for a 2 week cruise and he asked me if I wanted to come along. I have never been on a cruise before and it would be kind of relaxing just to chill on the ocean and go to some exotic locations. Plus, I hear it's a great place to meet women and, well I have to tell you the hos around here are pretty used up. Here are some pictures from the promo pamphlet he gave me.
Looks pretty good to me. Lots of male bonding and what not. Admiral sure is a great friend. | |
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A great place to meet women you say? Hmmmmm. | |
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have fun! i hear it's best if you avoid wearing any underwear under clothing while you're there  | |
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When is starts to happen, close your eyes and imagine yourself in Disney Land. Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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Dude....
it looks like it might be a 'Tom' cruise. | |
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Illustrator said: Dude....
it looks like it might be a 'Tom' cruise. sha-wiiiing! | |
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the admiral reads brochures?  but he only has one eye! | |
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Whatever you do.....don't get drunk.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I'm not sure what you all have been trying to tell me but, after looking at the pictures of those attractive, virile gentlemen I am going to be sharing the cruise with, I have a very serious concern. I am going to have A LOT of competition for the hot women on the boat, aren't I? | |
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I'm kind of hoping that the boat has a hot cruise entertainment director like Julie from the Love Boat. Man, she sure got my outboard motor running! | |
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CaptainChaos said: I'm not sure what you all have been trying to tell me but, after looking at the pictures of those attractive, virile gentlemen I am going to be sharing the cruise with, I have a very serious concern. I am going to have A LOT of competition for the hot women on the boat, aren't I?
i think you would be surprised at how LITTLE the competition will be for the ladies  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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CaptainChaos said: I'm kind of hoping that the boat has a hot cruise entertainment director like Julie from the Love Boat. Man, she sure got my outboard motor running!
This is what your "JULIE" is going to look like: 
BEWARE, when she says "WELCOME ABOARD!!!!" m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CaptainChaos said: I'm kind of hoping that the boat has a hot cruise entertainment director like Julie from the Love Boat. Man, she sure got my outboard motor running!
This is what your "JULIE" is going to look like:
BEWARE, when she says "WELCOME ABOARD!!!!" m I hope she looks like that. That chick is hot! Yep, I'm telling Admiral to count me in on this one. Anchors aweigh! | |
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CaptainChaos said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: This is what your "JULIE" is going to look like:
BEWARE, when she says "WELCOME ABOARD!!!!" m I hope she looks like that. That chick is hot! Yep, I'm telling Admiral to count me in on this one. Anchors aweigh! 
 Dook, is that you.....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CaptainChaos said: I hope she looks like that. That chick is hot! Yep, I'm telling Admiral to count me in on this one. Anchors aweigh!
Dook, is that you.....
M No, it's the Captain. And I know that because I write my name on the back of all my underwear. Wait...why does the pair I'm wearing say Admiral on the back? | |
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That brochure looks like it should be for for a sausage fest more than a cruise..... | |
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BobGeorge67 said: That brochure looks like it should be for for a sausage fest more than a cruise.....
I think they have a varied menu on the ship...haven't really looked into the food because I have been planning what to do with all the hot babes. | |
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