So, I'm in a nice mood, Sunday-afternoon, sitting in my undies (almost NOC!)orging.....no plans! I decide to download Shakira's 'La Tortura'-video through eDonkey because it's hot and I want to sent it to FantasyIslander because she has never seen it (Nebraska, right??).....OK, I find the file, 80MB, that shit takes ages..... But alright, I have the time!
Finally the download is ready, I'm expecting to see Shakira shaking here ass to this crazy track.....

What do I get? Some woman, looking a bit like Carmen Electra, sucking a big cock and then getting it from behind.....5 minutes long!!!

OK, it's good porn, and I will stash it.....but it kinda corrupted my mood & mindset a bit.....

Does this happen to you??


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Does what happen to me?

Steadwood said:

no troll.....

REDFEATHERS said:

That you're an old Dutch man sitting in your undies, jacking off to a five minute porn clip?

Happens to me ALL the time

REDFEATHERS said:

I take it you don't download music-videos.....

retina said:

you just spelled out your own antics my friend, except for the 'Dutch'-part.....



Thanks!

never happens to me


but then I don't like shakira

AndGodCreatedMe said:

try Marco Borsato.....

I recently thought I'd downloaded the Disney movie Madagascar, but it turned out to be some kind of ghetto comedy called So High.

I also downloaded what I thought was a clip from a nude Samantha Fox video, but it turned out to be a clip of a pony mounting and completing intercourse with a woman. I'd heard of all kinds of crazy weird sex videos but never imagined that something quite like that existed.

abierman said:

just as long as you don't send me that!!!

abierman said:

No, I dont know how to..

fantasyislander said:

I'll try again.....don't worry!

abierman said:

now let's talk abt Boris

AndGodCreatedMe said:

i have no idea who marco borsato is, but you should definitely try juanes!! OMG!!!

fantasyislander said:

stay on-topic.....please!

abierman said:

what? the porn or Shakira??

abierman said:

juanes!!!




and when he sings . . . .and dances . . .

AndGodCreatedMe said:

let's jack this thread and make it all about juanes!!

fantasyislander said:

now give me a lik to that juanes, please?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

i can't find one!!! can i email you some songs? do you like spanish music?

ok, this was the last thread I ever started.....put that to the record!

from now on i'll just keep on terrorizing all your threads!

fantasyislander said:

send me something abt the idiot

fantasyislander said:

i found it!!!

http://www.juanes.net/espanol/

click video, and one of my favorite songs is "a dios le pido"

fantasyislander said:

ewwww....he's not my type but i haven't listen to his music so I won't comment on that thx for the link fantasy

abierman said:

Nikki23 said:

back

AndGodCreatedMe said:

ok, well, who's your type? we can still jack this thread!

abierman said:

I'm shocked that you watch porn