Aries

Okay, so that temper of yours may be a bit more obvious to others now. So what? If anyone is entitled to show their anger (in controlled fashion, of course -- no physical stuff, unless it's whacking at some fastballs), it's you. Anger, assertion and aggression are your business! Imagine a world where everyone was nice all the time. Eeewww! Still, do yourself and the person you'd like to continue seeing a favor: Make a reservation at the batting cage and then go and practice. Really.

Taurus

Uh oh. You've been trying and trying and trying some more to Just Say No to being mad -- still -- but you just can't seem to get rid of that urge to let go and let you-know-who have it. The problem is that just about everyone around you -- even those not ordinarily prone to 'yessing' you for brownie points -- seems to agree. Oh, this one calls for drastic measures. How about a sit-down talk? A 'state of the relationship' kind of thing? Neutral turf and chaperones/advisors are a must.

Gemini

What could possibly be better than trying something new, to your mind? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Even if it doesn't work out, it's still better than the same old same old. That attitude is about to come in plenty handy, thanks to a fascinating new acquaintance who'll wake you up and broaden your horizons. If your passport isn't current, better fix that. You may end up with an invitation to travel -- soon.

Cancer

Oh, you've earned this if anyone has, and you're going to enjoy it. It's time for some serious fun, complete with a lavish, extravagant evening out. Now -- about the financial arrangements. Be sure you have someone to help you pay for it all -- but that shouldn't be tough since there's someone out there who really wants to make a good impression on you. Let them.

Leo

You've been hiding out for days, and those who know and love you -- okay, 'the fans,' truth be told -- are having withdrawal symptoms. If they want to see you badly enough, they'll ask now, not just because they're in tune with your biorhythms, but also because they can't stand it any longer. If you're lonely -- and at this point, you just might be -- let them visit. If not, say no. Absence does make the heart grow fonder. And fonder. And fonder.

Virgo

There's no doubt about it. All that tapping and fidgeting? Face it: You're restless, and you don't know what to do about it. No matter what you thought you were after just doesn't seem to be what you're really after any more. You might be able to continue distracting yourself for a while, but until you can discover what it is you really need to make yourself happy, you'll keep on tapping.

*tapping fingers*

Ocean said:

Impatient... *grin*

Libra

You're after someone who'll allow you to express yourself -- all your feelings, no matter how eccentric and unconventional they are. You'd better find them quickly, though, because if you try to spend time with the usual suspects now, it just won't work out. It might even get ugly -- and you know how you'd hate that. Hey, you've been feeling the need to break out of this rut for a good, long time. Here's your chance. Take it!.

Scorpio

If you've been thinking about moving, remodeling or adding on a room or a deck lately -- basically, doing something different to your home -- it's going to be impossible to resist for much longer. Before you tear down a wall, however, you may consider a few things. The expense, of course -- and what you'll do if you don't stay in this mood long enough to finish the project. Wouldn't it be wiser to just hit a department store and choose a new color?

Sagittarius

As per usual, you've got something to say, and thanks to a bold pair of planets the universe has instructed to help you operate your mouth, you're ready, willing and able. Do yourself a favor: Before you actually start going on at length, though, think about your audience. Are they truly receptive? Do you really care? Most importantly, do you really want to alienate everyone you come into contact with now? Why not settle for just speaking your mind to the person who's earned it?

Capricorn

The more unusual it is, the more you'll absolutely have to call it your own. That goes particularly for objects, but also for people who happen to be displaying qualities you're fond of. Before you get too involved, be sure you're both available. Kindred spirits are great to have around, but if you're after a long-term relationship, both of you being single sure would be a better way to start.

Aquarius

You will sit impatiently waiting on your horoscope to be posted on some obscure website. You'll post angry emoticons while you do. You'll run out of Orgnotes. Your dog will piddle on your bathroom floor.

Byron said:

HA ur wrong he shit in the bedroom oh and

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Aquarius

You've never been good at taking orders. Not at all, and not from anyone. You've even been known to argue with the calendar: you often forget birthdays -- sometimes even your own -- and deliberately ignore some holidays, too. But if you see something you know would bring a smile to the face of a loved one on a random Tuesday afternoon, you'll mortgage the house to get it. And when someone you love needs some TLC -- like now, for example -- you'll treat them so well they'll think they're the one who forgot the holiday.

Pisces

You'd like nothing better now than to charge off after the one you're wildly attracted to, completely forgetting about anyone and anything else -- and your perpetually keen instinct is telling you they'd absolutely adore it if you did. Unfortunately, you're attached at the moment, and they may be, too. Until that changes, hibernate and bide your time. You can do it -- wait, that is -- but you'll certainly have your work cut out for you.

Byron said:

About bloody time .....see aren't I lovely ..treating people well and all that ...hurry up next time would ya

Ocean said:

It says here that Aquarians are the most impatient sign in the Zodiac...

Byron said:

pfft

Ocean said:

Most likely to say "pfft", too...

Byron said:

R they the most likely to get violent
[Edited 1/14/06 23:29pm]

Ocean said:

No...but they ARE the most likely to edit their posts...

Byron said:

Ha ha, I'm an aquarian too!

Byron said:

So true !!!!

Byron said:

Byron said:

but nobody has earned it yet
[Edited 1/15/06 7:21am]

Byron said:

Okay, I don't believe in horoscopes but this one fits too well with my plans to be ignored.