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Captain's Quiz: How many testicles do I have? Alright, here's a tough one. How many testicles does the Captain have? I will allow you several minutes to think about this. The winner of this quiz will get their choice of prizes, either a large wall-size poster of the testicles in question or a Canadian quarter.
Is the answer: A. One B. Two C. Three The usual rules apply. | |
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a Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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c Be sure to pick up a copy of my book "Are You There God? It's Me, Satan" in stores now! | |
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I'm checking the rule book for rules on alternate accounts answering the quizzes. In the meantime, anyone may add anything they like on the topic of my testicles. | |
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and the correct answer? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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CaptainChaos said: I'm checking the rule book for rules on alternate accounts answering the quizzes. In the meantime, anyone may add anything they like on the topic of my testicles.
the rule book says tell me the correct answer Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: CaptainChaos said: I'm checking the rule book for rules on alternate accounts answering the quizzes. In the meantime, anyone may add anything they like on the topic of my testicles.
the rule book says tell me the correct answer As no one else has attempted to answer in the alloted time limit, I will reveal the answer. Bcorgman is correct and can choose from the prize list. Sometimes I wish that I did have an unusual number of testicles, just so it would be kind of a conversation piece. "I'm just waiting for the other one to drop," I could chuckle nervously. But no, I have the normally alloted number. Can a moderator put a lock on this thread now? I think it's done. | |
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CaptainChaos said: cborgman said: the rule book says tell me the correct answer As no one else has attempted to answer in the alloted time limit, I will reveal the answer. Bcorgman is correct and can choose from the prize list. Sometimes I wish that I did have an unusual number of testicles, just so it would be kind of a conversation piece. "I'm just waiting for the other one to drop," I could chuckle nervously. But no, I have the normally alloted number. Can a moderator put a lock on this thread now? I think it's done. oh, i see cum and go... [Edited 1/2/06 20:01pm] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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and bcorgman would like the poster please
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cborgman said: and bcorgman would like the poster please
Alright, but I'm going to have a hard time explaining to the people at Wal-Greens why I want a huge poster of my testicles...again. | |
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CaptainChaos said: cborgman said: and bcorgman would like the poster please
Alright, but I'm going to have a hard time explaining to the people at Wal-Greens why I want a huge poster of my testicles...again. tell them it's for a gay man in new york, that should get you killed. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Is there a funner job than being a photo lab technician and seeing all the freaky shit people do? I could just imagine being back in the lab going "Damn, this is a picture of someone's nut sack! Make some duplicates and I'll send them out as Christmas cards!"
I think, besides being a pimp, this is the Captain's dream job. | |
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