RipHer2Shreds said:

No way. Pink Flamingos is THE seminal Waters film. There might be others that are funnier, but none that are as classic.

GangstaFam said:

That's just egg paranoia.

GangstaFam said:

Calm down there, son. I wasn't talking quality - I was talking content. Some may prefer to start out with the easier stuff.

Moonbeam said:

Tell me some more egg stories.

RipHer2Shreds said:

I know. But why pussyfoot around, ya know?

GangstaFam said:

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

GangstaFam said:

Cuz if I'm not mistaken, our friend Colin doesn't see a whole lot of movies. But if he's got a friend to hold his hand...

Moonbeam said:

HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

RipHer2Shreds said:

Oh. I'll go!

GangstaFam said:

Can't help it, the girl can't help it!

Moonbeam said:

Ask me more questions!

GangstaFam said:

How's this for a center spread?

Moonbeam said:

MOTHERFUCKER! PIG FUCKER!

GangstaFam said:

Oooh Aunt Ida! Oooh Aunt Ida! Oooh Aunt Ida!

Moonbeam said:

I'd like you so much more if you was a fag.

RipHer2Shreds said:

It's true.

I think I saw Serial Mom though. Didn't realize that was his movie.

So Funny..Please Mr Egg Man...Please Eggies. So Funny. I forgot about SERIAL MOM..OH Man...CINIster Ya Rock. Gotta see that again. Cool with Kathleen Turner...

Moonbeam said:

"I'll thank you for this fucken hook when I poke(?) your eyes out with it."


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Here's something for your face...MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

GangstaFam said:

"Acid, it's eating her face."

This movie has the best one liners EVER!!!!! Of course my favorite of the entire movie is.

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls."


M

you wanna see something seriously fucked up...

http://www.slaughteredvomitdolls.com/

don't watch the trailer if you're easily grossed out

Pretzels give you plaque.

Tom said:

Well, that was intriguing.

Actually the scene that disturbed me the most was the one with the chicken. I don't care what consenting adults do to each other, but involving animals is actually kind of evil. From what I remember the chicken is not treated well. Not cool.

I don't know what the heck you people are talking about. What kinda movie is this?

andyman91 said:

Waters regretted the chicken incident in later life and Divine actually became an advocate for animal welfare prior to his death. I believe the chicken sequence is edited out of the anniversary edition of the movie.

Justin1972UK said:

Good, I guess. I've eaten countless chickens, but abusing one for shock value in a sleazy movie is wrong, if not criminal. It's obvious that they were some fucked up people at that time. Waters doesn't seem like the cruel type now, though.

Like I say, whatever a person wants to do--like eat dog shit--is okay with me.

I think we need to clarify the "chicken incident" or as I call it CHICKEN GATE.

There's a scene where two people are having sex. The guy, Crackers, puts a chicken in between him and his girlfriend, Cotton,while they're doing it. The chicken tries to escape but Crackers grabs it and puts it in between them. That's when you start seeing blood. It's disturbing.

....but I LOVE THE MOVIE.....sorry.


M

From: Female Trouble

Aunt Ida:

"I'm worried you'll work in an office, have children, & attend wedding anniversaries.The world of a heterosexual is a sick & boring life!"

I love all the early John Waters movies from Multiple Maniacs(w the notorious "rosary-job" to Serial Mom.I kinda lost interest after that,but Female Trouble was my favorite.

I have a wierd connection to Edith Massey. My partner is a Pharmacist at UCLA, & he was the person who prepared her medication when she died at that hospital.
[Edited 1/3/06 12:20pm]

andyman91 said:

Waters says it wasn't animal abuse, because they later cooked and ate the chicken.