join today

it's simple... just mention being a member in your sig line

So when do we get to see some naked!?

CynthiasSocks said:

http://img.photobucket.co...ink15k.jpg

Count me in...!!!

BobGeorge67 said:

@ your sig

Mach said:

No fair!

mach! you're forgetting the most important step in becoming a member of the NOC!

first, as co-presidents and treasurers of the NOC mach and i will need to see pictures. please email them to both of us. Mach and I will then confer together to make sure that you "qualify".



at that time we will post on this thread the names of all qualifiers, and then you may advertise your membership in your sigline.

please line up in an orderly fashion on the right, no pushing or shoving. if you're from england and didn't understand that "queue up to the right, mate."

althom said:

where are your pictures boys??

*tappingfootimpatiently*

fantasyislander said:

Full Frontal???

This club needs more men.

I belive i am already in!

mdiver said:

ah, i've been meaning to talk to you about that. your membership may have to be revoked. there was a problem with your picture.

we didn't get it!

if you want to maintain your status as premium member of the NOC we will need this form signed and three new poses from you.

on the double mister!!

BobGeorge67 said:

tasteful. i'll leave the final view up to you.

but, if you want a better chance of getting in . . . .

fantasyislander said:

MDIVER IS IN!!!


sorry to skip the conferring process mach, but trust me, he's in.

BobGeorge67 said:

BobGeorge67, your request was received. it may take 3-4 days to process your application, and mach and i will have to have a president's meeting to discuss the ramifications. in the meantime, you may leave the "lurker" in your signature.

please await final approval before changing it to "member" status.

What in the name of Tammy Faye Baker is this? Do you people really want to open Pandora's Box? Do we REALLY need to see orgers like Althom and 9's naked? Besides....I need a naked picture of umm lets see...Fantasy to make sure this deal is on the up n up I will be waiting patiently for my private orgnote Fantasy

Sinister said:

i don't think you understand sweetie. I'M the co-president. mach and i founded this club. if YOU want to be in OUR club you'd better get that camera poppin'!

and yes, i think nekkid pics of althom and 9s is a wonderful idea. think of all the money i could make! people would pay top dollar for some quality rodent scares!

In like Flynn, on like thongs. Welcome Me.

remember I inspired this club!

close enough. Ew. I am SO fat in that picture...

enough nekkidness for me in 2005!

dawntreader said:

So cocksure.

HamsterHuey said:

don't you just love the sound of that word?

dawntreader said:

Suuuuure

HamsterHuey said:

and what about 'cock'?

UncleGrandpa said:

did you submit your pictures and application??

nilegettolrahc said:

as inspiration for the naked orgers club, you hold a privileged member status!!

you wanna be treasurer or something like that?

DynamicSavior said:

oh yeah, you're in!