My cat.....Is out of control...I don't know what more to do!! He meows and meows conssssstantly for no reason!!!!! We give them their little meal before bed and we play with them and hes find when we are awake. As soon as I turn off the light and close the door of my room he stands in front of the door and starts meowing...then he'll like bum rush the door and you'll hear it when it thumps...So... I get up and let him in...Hes quiet for like....A MINUTE then he starts meowing sooooo loud like if someone was beating him. I'm like FLAHKEY....STOP IT GO TO BED....quiet.....for a minute...MEEEEEOWWWWW MEOOOOOWWWWW he drove me mad!!!!! I have a fleecy.....(omg hes by my door right now) blanket that I gave to my cats that is in their basket so they can cuddle and suck on it like they do....NOTHING...MEOOOOOW MEOW..so....i bring him onto the bed with me...he sits on my chest and hits me with his paw...."Flahkey..its late...go to bed" WWWWWHACK! Upside my face with his paw...so i scooch over and leave him a spot he goes in and cuddles up into a ball...HES FINE for like.....TEN MINS and right when im falling asleep he gets up and starts walking aimlessly around my room MEOWING.....so i let him out...i close the door.....(i hate leaving the door open....just me and my paranoia) and THERE HE GOES AGAIN SCREAMING I haven't slept A WINK!!!!! THIS HAS BEEN ALLLLL NIGHT.....and his brother who is his twin is NOT.....that obnoxious he comes in prances around moves his tush....and off to sleep but this one.....THISSSSS LITTLE TROLL.....my eyes are all bloodshot...hair all over the place.....ok....I thought i would share maybe some cat owners know whats up with the little monster. I'm pretty sure hes not sick...he just.....I DONT KNOW...I feel he wants attention CONSTANTLY...but...BLAAAHHHHH
how is everyone this morning.

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

Hi Bouncy!



Shave him! That'll learn him!

JimmyNothing said:
Hi Bouncy!



Shave him! That'll learn him![/quote]


LOL HIII!

are you sure he isn't in heat??

fantasyislander said:

OMGGGGG thats what I thought but i doesnt sound like....IM A HORNY KITTY! meow..he sounds like he is so bored and has nothing better else to do.

1. Put him in the microwave on high for 5 minutes.
2. Death by firing squad.
3. Put him in prison with a fat black guy named Bubba
4. Throw him off the top of a skyscraper.
5. Put his head in a clamp and tighten it until it pops.
6. Beat him to death with a lead pipe.
7. Feed him some Tuna à la Glass.
8. Throw him into a hive of killer bees.
9. Put him in a vat of hydrochloric acid.
10. Make him eat nothing but his own feces until he dies.

[from 500 Ways to Kill a Cat!
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PANDURITO said:

THAT WAS SO MEAN!!!!11

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

But you could finally get some sleep!

PANDURITO said:

but as annoying as he is hes still a cutie

yes, he is

PANDURITO said:

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

Is that a Cat or a miniature Panther?????

Do you let your cat outside the House??

Our cat constantly meaows to go out, then meaows to come back in.....Drives me mental

carlpenn said:

LOL he looks like a panther dont he! he walks around like he owns the house and he so skinnnnnyyy its so funny all my cats are fat and hes like the only petite slim figure..he knows hes so fly LOL.....but we only let them out on the back porch in the summer....since its so cold and since we are feeding another kitty outside we keep them inside...

I sooo can relate...

PANDURITO said:

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

Bouncy, you have a beautiful complexion