no, somehow i have managed to miss most of the spats saga... fill me in?

if we do get married, you SO have to be the one to walk me down the aisle.



and instead of walking down the aisle, we'll escape through the side door and motorbike up to canada

he is so incredibly sweet.

he kidnapped me saturday morning and i spent almost all of the holiday weekend with him, and he refused to let me pay for anything. we went and saw "brokeback mountain" which was lovely, and he held my hand the whole time. when the movie moved me to tears, he put his arm around me and held me close.

he was asking me at one point if i ever got married if i would invite my father's side of the family, asking about meeting my mother, ect.

he's like heaven.

AND-

he grew up in an apartment on the Lower East Side that he still lives in, which is rent controlled. rent controlled has not existed since the 70s, and was replace with rent stabalized, and his parents were in this apartment since the 50s, and the rent on it is only 118 dollars.

one hundred and eighteen dollars a month for the love of god!!

which is amazing, especially since there are only probably 20 rent controlled apartments left in all of manhattan at this point. this apartment would probably go for 2000 dollars a month if he or one of his family members hadn't been there since the 50s.
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he sounds adorable,

deal!

he is.



you and 2the9s can be the flower girls.

"betty" is his right hand. it's the only "sacktime" he gets. sometimes he'll put a dress on her and take her out dancing. sometimes he gets his left hand involved for a kinky three-way. he's a bitter chauvinistic a**hole who will end up old and alone because he's a jerkoff that expects all his women to be perfect and fit into his mold.

he's got a lot to learn.

you sure about that?

you know someone is not right when fantasyislander rips into them.

yes. that's the most normal i have seen 9s look

yes. that's the most normal i have seen 9s look

And I will perform and interpretive dance.....naked.....under a cherry moon.


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and the music will be provided by

tron and his band?!?!

See, this is the romance novel mindset at work. Stop knocking me by saying i don't know what i am talking about. I know women.

And I will perform and interpretive dance.....naked.....under a cherry moon.


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am i that transparent?

And I will perform and interpretive dance.....naked.....under a cherry moon.


M

great, so you're the pre-show entertainment, llee-llee and 9s are the flower girls, and IB is giving me away.

this is coming together beautifully.

well, then clearly you have no idea what women are like, since i'm not a woman
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great, so you're the pre-show entertainment, llee-llee and 9s are the flower girls, and IB is giving me away.

this is coming together beautifully.

great, so you're the pre-show entertainment, llee-llee and 9s are the flower girls, and IB is giving me away.

this is coming together beautifully.

i'll provide the drunken disruption in the middle of your nuptuals!