Any org woman wanting to date Spats.

That's because i am not a kiss ass, romance novel guy who puts flowers on pillows and will do anything humanly possible to please women.

Spats said:

No it's because you are a complete wanker

mdiver said:

yep, that sounds about right to me.

flowers on pillows? that's an awfully silly thing to hate.

I'd say Spats it's mostly because we're too beautiful as a whole for you! Well, that and someone who can't figure out how to click the 'reply' button is probably too unintelligent to bother dating.

-- irresistibleb1tch declaring her love for super-sales at wal-mart

-- 2the9s holding a tractor-burning ceremony

-- christopher & cloudbuster posting pix of themselves at the 1st Annual Miss MJ Pleather Skirt & Jellies Fashion Show

-- thesexofit denouncing new jack swing once and for all

-- BorisFishpaw totally forgetting all of his knowledge about prince

-- muse showing her private expose' on how byron indeed does love pepsi

and last, but certainly not least: spats admitting to himself, the org and the world that he is indeed a chauvinistic panny-wuss that couldn't get a woman even if it were torrentially raining women and he was a human umbrella.

evenstar3 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I love you all. Thank you.

~Dansa starting a thread on "the criminally underrated New Power Soul"

~Zelaira complaining that nobody uses proper grammar and punctuation anymore

~A day in Music: Non-Prince without a thread on Madonna, Mariah or MJ

~Prince finally making the Org the Official Prince Fan Community Site

FunkMistress said:

I would DIE of shock if that ever happened.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Spats posting his picture.

Cloudbuster said:

Wow!!!! I used to love them!!


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HamsterHuey said:

Naughty Diva.

You will never see Jersey without pit stains

2the9s making a sucess of his book club.

althom said:

Is it that time of year already?

We better get cracking!

Pick a book!

2the9s said: