fantasyislander said:

mdiver said:

huh? i have to sign on the dotted line? what do you think i am? some kind of hooker?

fantasyislander said:

Since when did hookers have to sign on the dotted line?

No that was simply "it's a deal and can i stay at yours while i teach them?"

mdiver said:

when they are exclusively contracted to one client . . . i guess that's called marriage, isn't it?


oh, and . . .

fantasyislander said:

No marriage costs far more than hookers do.....

And for letting me stay i will show you my special "talent"

mdiver said:

fantasyislander said:

No need for the red face sweetie its all perfectly natural

nilegettolrahc said:

I'd do it. Fuck eybody.

pregnancy is totally overrated.

The end result is pretty ok though.. well most of the time

applekisses said:

I'm working on it....

in conclusion, spats = a joke account

charlottegelin said:

charlottegelin said:

if not a joke account, then i will have lost all faith in humanity.

I don't think he's a joke because he's posting good stuff in the king kong thread...

and, I was holding my friend's 6 day old baby... what a little cute potato!

charlottegelin said:

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no, not a joke account. I am just not giving up my seat for a woman. Do you ever see women giving up their seat for men? Hell no. What does that make them?

Spats said:

i beg your pardon! do you know every woman on the face of this earth?

i most certainly do give up my seat to men, just not an able-bodied man. you can bet your "arse" that if a man walks in somewhere with a cane, a walker, or just generally looking frail i will let him have my seat. even if he's not looking frail, but is older, i at least offer. usually he says it's ok, or if i'm the only one offering a seat and they're a couple he'll let his wife have the seat. some young punk skipping in off the street doesn't need me to offer him my seat.

I agree. If it's an old lady or handicapped person i would do the same. But i wasn't talking about that. I was knocked for not giving it up for women at all.

Spats said:

well, at least you have some shred of decency.

PlanetMe said:

Judas!

being preggers.....


awh, one of the worse times of my life. I was always sick, in a bad mood, my butt grew at light speed, oh and those stretch marks....thank goodness they are light and barely visible...

but,


its worth it!!!!

amorbella said:

BTW- i LOVE your sig line! what is that from?

I know this isn't really about pregnancy but..
I had an AWESOME pregnancy! wasn't sick, my feet hurt a bit but that's about it. I'm only 4'11" and I gained about 35lbs during my pregnacy and didn't get any stretch marks....Palmers cocoa butter people! it works. I'm also down to my original pants size...it can be done.
My labor was looooong with no medication for the first 30 some odd hours...and I can still say its not that bad. that pain was dull not sharp. yes..it's pain and it hurts but it's not like someone is stabbing you or anything like that. I was sooooo worried about labor and delivery too...and I'm hear to say...don't let the bad stories scare you. it's like a root canal....you only hear about the bad ones. I've had a couple of them too and they ain't that bad. Maybe I just have a high tolerance for pain...
After 34 hours of labor...and a few hours of pushing...I ended up with a C section anyway...so I did all that for nothing! but...I'd do it again
ok...onward.
[Edited 12/20/05 13:57pm]

ahh pregnancy...

it was great. no morning sickness, a few stretch marks, no problem.

giving birth was pretty good too. i didn't know i was in labor (water didn't break, no contractions...just felt funny + it was 6 1/2 weeks until my due date), drove myself to the hospital...the nurse examined me and told me she was admitting me because i was 5 centimeters dialated. i didn't have time for drugs (NONE, Nada, nothing!!) and in 2 hours i had a baby boy. 3rd degree tears, 75 stitches though...that was the worst part...after the birth...could sit, couldn't stand and i don't even want to TALK about using the washroom!!!!!


i have the feeling if i ever decided to have another child i would have a miserable pregnancy, an excrutiating delivery and a completely rotten child where i had it so great with Brendan.

Too much info.

Spats said:

Wish your mother had said that!

retina said:

Too much information


M

Hopefully your "beauty" will say it. Don't need a Mini Marlboro man around.

lilmissmissy said:

The only bad thing about it is that they won't give you one until you are dilated 4 cm. That could be very quick or it could take 24 hrs. It took me about 8 hour. I'm told that I was one of the lucky ones.

In the end it is worth all the pain. Like I told a friend of mine who is pregnant. It hurts like nothing you have ever felt before, but it's not so bad that I don't want to do it again.

Spats said:

At least there is no chance of you getting your right hand pregnant.

I had 2 c sections ...no pain while having them..just alot after ...not to much morning sickness with Taylor but with Tyryn I had to keep getting admitted to hospital a number of times towards the end for being so ill
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